“Oh Say Can You See?””No, Because Everyone Else Is Standing!” 3 Jr. High Students Suspended for Not Standing During Pledge.

Robber Found With Stolen Cash In His Butt. Cops Pulled His Arm to See If Any More Would Come Out.

That’s It! That Camel Has Pushed Me Too Far. Camel Gets Punched, Men Gets Arrested.

There’s a Time and a Place to Smoke Your Pots. And That Place is Jury Duty.

Our Gym Floor Is So Clean You Could Eat Off Of It. Prove It, You Randomly Selected Students of the Same Race.

Sure You Women Can Have Your Little Protest Group, As Long As There’s No Witchcraft. Code Pink Missed that Witchcraft Part.

Sorry Dying People in Myanmar and Iraq, You’ll Have to Wait. Somebody’s Getting Married!

This Boy Has Not Slept in 3 Years. He Lives in Florida and Is Rightfully Afraid To.

Teacher Had “Inappropriate Relations” With At Least 4 Students. You Mean It Wasn’t Really Love?

That Delicious, Delicious In-Flight Steak May Become a Thing of the Past. British Airways Removing Beef from Their “Cattle Class” Flights.