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xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 3:55 PM

Some straight-edge kid named Clay, when he was in Montreal a couple of weeks ago. Apparently he's a MOC user? HE PULLED OUT. That's all I have to say about that.


DONKEY_PUNCH
Borneo
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February 12th, 2004 - 3:56 PM

I LIVE IN MONTREAL


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 3:57 PM

There should be an apostrophe after the d in "kid's."


box

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February 12th, 2004 - 3:58 PM

YOU MUST'VE BEEN DOING A POOR JOB


DONKEY_PUNCH
Borneo
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February 12th, 2004 - 3:59 PM

SO YOU AREN'T VERY GOOD AT COCKSUCKING THEN RIGHT, IS THAT IT?


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:01 PM

He pulled out before I even fully wrapped my lips around that fucking yankee cock. It was a performance art piece executed on Rue de St. Joseph in -25 weather. Or so it seemed. I was drunk.


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:02 PM

...I'm perfectly content with myself if my dick-sucking skills aren't up to par.


box

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:03 PM

SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'D MAKE SPECTACULAR YET DANGEROUS (FOR THE PUBLIC) DRINKING PARTNERS.


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:08 PM

All in the name of art, of course...


Term_Ill

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:09 PM

dont front like sucking some guy's dick is just "performance art." if you start drinking his pee, now we're talking.


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:10 PM

That I do for money, this I do for art.


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:16 PM

uh-huh, Ms. Duchamp.


DONKEY_PUNCH
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February 12th, 2004 - 4:18 PM

IF I WERE A GUY I'D MAYBE LET YOU SUCK ME OFF. IF I WAS ALSO A TAD GAY.


ridethebirdmf
ALLSTON/MA
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February 12th, 2004 - 4:19 PM

i have an idea for an abortion ad


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:20 PM

But what I really want to do is dance.


MEL
Ottawa, Ontario
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February 12th, 2004 - 4:31 PM

jaywatts you were at the show last friday at the grey room? i was there with my boyfriend allan grahan!!!


DONKEY_PUNCH
Borneo
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February 12th, 2004 - 4:32 PM

oh well then Dancing is even better.


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:35 PM

Yes, I was at the show last Friday at the Grey Room. ALLAN as in Allan "Porsche-Driving Cokehead Disguised As Anti-Authoritarian Punker" Grahan? Zeut-alors! He is a real peach. Keep him in a cool place and don't bruise him up...


MEL
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February 12th, 2004 - 4:46 PM

my lover is actually mark mclean it was a fun show


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:47 PM

I thought that "We Are Wolves" band represented everything bad three men can do with the DAF template... Were you there for the entire show?


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:48 PM

There are boyfriends, and there are lovers...


KarenJoy
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February 12th, 2004 - 4:50 PM

I like this thread.


whatsyourcrisis
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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February 12th, 2004 - 4:51 PM

I USUALLY GO ALL THE WAY


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 4:52 PM

This Bostonian kid, Clay; his deal is that he brings up Boston college kids (who are under the age of 21 or whatever age you have to be to drink in Ye Olde Salem or whatever) on "tours" to Montreal, where they stay in hotel rooms, absorb the local culture through a shot glass and some sleazy Quebecois one-night stand and return, satisfied.


shooting_blind
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February 12th, 2004 - 4:56 PM

molding human feces into sea mammals is a performance art.


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 5:01 PM

AIDS WOLF


KarenJoy
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February 12th, 2004 - 5:03 PM

shooting_blind - posted 02-12-04 4:56 PST (US) molding human feces into sea mammals is a performance art. porpoise-shaped poop is neat-o.


whatsyourcrisis
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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February 12th, 2004 - 5:03 PM

HIV BOVINE


MEL
Ottawa, Ontario
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February 12th, 2004 - 5:08 PM

i think aids wolf wants to change their name to GAY HAIR


Calvin
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February 12th, 2004 - 5:11 PM

Jay, you know I have a policy to never respond to weird sex threads.


xjaywattsx

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February 12th, 2004 - 5:22 PM

Calvin, I never knew that, until now. It seems that either this policy isn't entirely binding (hence your response here), or that this is, in fact, not a weird sex thread. I go for the latter, rather than the former. Regards, Jay P.S. How are things?


xjaywattsx

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February 13th, 2004 - 3:07 PM

WOLF PARADE


MEL
Ottawa, Ontario
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February 13th, 2004 - 3:25 PM

GAY WOLF


untouchableface
SOMERVILLE/MA
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February 13th, 2004 - 4:19 PM

kekeke abark!


xjaywattsx

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March 2nd, 2004 - 7:51 AM

HUZZAH! FOUND!


DONKEY_PUNCH
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August 3rd, 2004 - 8:03 PM




clay
AUSTIN/TX
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April 16th, 2009 - 7:41 AM

Ahh.. the old days..


bosley
FAIRBANKS/AK
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April 16th, 2009 - 8:36 AM

hey clay


clay
AUSTIN/TX
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April 16th, 2009 - 8:59 AM

Hey bosley..

Remember that time I was in Omaha and we hung out and had an awesome time?


forkimified
Ottawa
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April 17th, 2009 - 8:41 AM

AIDS WOLF WILL DESTROY YOUR FACE AND MELT YOUR PARENTS.

Still awesome...


clay
AUSTIN/TX
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April 17th, 2009 - 3:21 PM

By the way..

You don't know shrinkage till you have exposed yourself in front of hot canadian women on the sidewalk in -25 weather.


HotLikeaRobot
ORLANDO/FL
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April 17th, 2009 - 4:49 PM

frost_wolf93 Said:
this thread is... intruiging?



like 1300 veiws and only 40 responses the ratio is amazing.


clay
AUSTIN/TX
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April 17th, 2009 - 5:05 PM

What do you say to something like this?


It was certainly an interesting weekend.. it also included getting my glasses broken in a karaoke bar brawl


blackmirror
Gaie Paris du Nord
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Posts: 386
April 17th, 2009 - 11:44 PM

I've never heard of Bostonia.


drebb
Toronto
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April 18th, 2009 - 12:32 AM

I once made up a magical land called Bosnasia. It was full of strange half-bat, half-fish creatures.


clay
AUSTIN/TX
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June 30th, 2009 - 12:08 AM

LOL AT PEOPLE TELLING ME I SHOULD POST IN /3

I can't believe this was 04 though.. 04 seems like 01 to me


Andyinthefront
ORLANDO/FL
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June 30th, 2009 - 4:18 PM

OH MY GOD, THIS THREAD MADE ME MISS MEL


DaintyVintage
Ontario
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June 30th, 2009 - 7:45 PM

sounds like a night to remember. good things happen in Canada.


clay
AUSTIN/TX
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June 30th, 2009 - 8:01 PM

DaintyVintage Said:
sounds like a night to remember. good things happen in Canada.


It was, and yes they do..

Fake?


apocalypse_195
SPRINGFIELD/MA
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Posts: 7
July 3rd, 2009 - 7:42 AM

whn i read the title i was like wtf?...
lol


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