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carly_cat

Calgary
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 570

January 21st, 2008 - 9:02 AM

cause i'm bored and don't want to be at work.
thanks

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8820

January 21st, 2008 - 9:03 AM

My right hand has sustained almost impossible damage from years of wreckless masturbation.

alphadan

SOUTHBURY/CT
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 9491

January 21st, 2008 - 9:05 AM

I am the mack daddy. Really.

carly_cat

Calgary
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 570

January 21st, 2008 - 10:17 AM

the weather is changing cause we get chinook's here and i feel like an old person cause my back hurts from falling off my bike so many times. i'm clumsy.

iamameatpopsicl

Chicago
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 14023

January 21st, 2008 - 10:30 AM

i am a good catch

robotsonbabylon

SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461

January 21st, 2008 - 10:38 AM

carly_cat Said:

the weather is changing cause we get chinook's here and i feel like an old person cause my back hurts from falling off my bike so many times. i'm clumsy.

you man chinook salmon?

random fact = i was once interviewed for peruvian national tv

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8919

January 21st, 2008 - 10:44 AM

I have horribly weird, sometimes disturbing dreams. Coupled with insomnia, that makes for some really interesting sleep patterns.

bird

SANTA BARBARA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1096

January 21st, 2008 - 10:48 AM

I had a beeper in Jr. High.

girlnamedbrigid

SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3019

January 21st, 2008 - 10:54 AM

i have a blister on my left foot from my new shoes. i don't care that my shoes give me blisters as long as they are pretty shoes.

carly_cat

Calgary
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 570

January 21st, 2008 - 11:02 AM

bird Said:

I had a beeper in Jr. High.

hahaht his might be my favorite

bird

SANTA BARBARA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1096

January 21st, 2008 - 11:16 AM

beepers were pretty fly back then.
$10 a month for service?
hell yes.

aginginrhythm

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1912

January 21st, 2008 - 11:18 AM

where I'm going, we don't need roads

jihad_joe

Amman,Baghdad,Beirut,Lagos
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1903

January 21st, 2008 - 11:28 AM

aginginrhythm Said:

where I'm going, we don't need roads

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2681

January 21st, 2008 - 11:34 AM

Some may, I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm deep like Bob Marley
Layback on the payback, evolve rotate the gates.
CONTACT!
Can I get a hit?
HIT!
Boom bit with a brother named Tip and we're ready to flip
East coast stompin, rippin and rompin
New York, North Cak-a-laka, and Compton
Checka-checka-check it out!
The loops for the troops, more bounce to the ounce
And wow how now wow how now Brown cow
We're ill till the skill gets down
For the flex, next, it's the textbook old to the new
but the rest are doo-doo
From radio, to the video, to Arsenio
Tell me! Yo, what's the scenario

True blue, Scooby Doo, woopie doo
Scenario's ready yo, rates more than four
Scores for the snores that smother dance floors
Now I go for mine, shave the seashore
Ship-shape plus Grape Apes to play tapes
Papes make grapes great for the waist
I'm an L-AH, an E-ADER, simply just a leader
Bass in this place means peace see ya later
Later? LATER! Later alligator
Pop goes the weasel and the herb's the inflater
So yo the D what the O, incorporated I-N-C into a flow
Funk flipped flat back first fist foul fight fight fight
Laugh yo how's that sound ohhhhh!

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

January 21st, 2008 - 11:39 AM

up until i was 2, my parents thought i was retarded.
turns out i was deaf.

a little surgery, and the hearing comes back.

now, only my father thinks i'm retarded.

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2681

January 21st, 2008 - 11:41 AM

beardofdoom Said:

up until i was 2, my parents thought i was retarded.
turns out i was deaf.

a little surgery, and the hearing comes back.

now, only my father thinks i'm retarded.

woah! i think you take the cake for most interesting real story. i didnt even know that kind of surgery existed

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

January 21st, 2008 - 11:50 AM

youth Said:

woah! i think you take the cake for most interesting real story. i didnt even know that kind of surgery existed

well, it depends upon the hearing loss and its cause. you can get a cochlear implant (an electronic cochlea) which will restore hearing in a certain percentage of people with hereditary deafness. it's certain types of deafness and we're dealing with people who have never been able to hear.

my deafness was caused by severe ear infections as a baby, which lead to a buildup of fluids blocking the inner ear and preventing the travel of vibrations from the eardrum to the cochlea. so i had tubes in my ears for like 3 months while everything came out (incidentally, it's one of my earliest memories). after that, my hearing came back 100%.

(my mom works with the deaf as an interpreter, teacher, and social services advocate for like 30 years, so that's how i know all this stuff. i had a deaf babysitter and could sign before i could talk, but now i barely remember any of it.)

Apasionada

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 133

January 21st, 2008 - 12:20 PM

I've never had to go to the hospital.
.....
Knock on wood.

alphadan

SOUTHBURY/CT
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 9491

January 21st, 2008 - 12:34 PM

I'm just impressed no one has told us about their 2 foot schlongs yet

marriedpunker

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654

January 21st, 2008 - 12:39 PM

I've never knocked on wood.

Apasionada

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 133

January 21st, 2008 - 12:43 PM

alphadan Said:

I'm just impressed no one has told us about their 2 foot schlongs yet

I thought everyone knew about mine.
It's kinda obvious.

idunnolols

CORONA/CA
Joined: 12/01/07
Posts: 3504

January 21st, 2008 - 12:48 PM

i spend most of my free time thinking about going to iraq... theres a 50% chance ill go

i also need to go to home depot to get a bigger drillbit

Meltedsquirrel

TUCSON/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1164

January 21st, 2008 - 1:30 PM

I'm terrified of high ceilings.

robotsonbabylon

SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461

January 21st, 2008 - 1:34 PM

bird Said:

beepers were pretty fly back then.
$10 a month for service?
hell yes.

carly_cat

Calgary
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 570

January 21st, 2008 - 1:36 PM

robotsonbabylon Said:

bird Said:

beepers were pretty fly back then.
$10 a month for service?
hell yes.

haha most amazing

get_in_the_van

PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1674

January 21st, 2008 - 1:55 PM

I can name all 50 states in alphabetical order in less than 30 seconds. 4 realz.

Also

alphadan Said:

I am the mack daddy. Really.

aginginrhythm

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1912

January 21st, 2008 - 2:00 PM

what about their capitals?

TalkinPonies

OMAHA/NE
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 770

January 21st, 2008 - 2:00 PM

I like to strap my beeper onto my 2 foot schlong & then knock it around on wood.

aginginrhythm

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1912

January 21st, 2008 - 2:14 PM

marriedpunker Said:

I've never knocked on wood.

but do you know someone who has?

forkimified

Ottawa
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3256

January 21st, 2008 - 2:18 PM

beardofdoom Said:

youth Said:

woah! i think you take the cake for most interesting real story. i didnt even know that kind of surgery existed

my deafness was caused by severe ear infections as a baby, which lead to a buildup of fluids blocking the inner ear and preventing the travel of vibrations from the eardrum to the cochlea. so i had tubes in my ears for like 3 months while everything came out (incidentally, it's one of my earliest memories). after that, my hearing came back 100%.

I actually had tubes also. I had real problems hearing as a kid. Lots of ear infections. My left ear is still bad. I should get that checked out again. But my right ear is normal.

forkimified

Ottawa
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3256

January 21st, 2008 - 2:19 PM

I used to talk kind of weirdly. Possibly due to not hearing things right. But it's pretty much gone now. Even on recordings from highschool, I sound half retarded.

thewickerman

VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7448

January 21st, 2008 - 2:28 PM

I still give people noogies.

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2541

January 21st, 2008 - 2:53 PM

im told i have a wisconsin dialect.

forkimified

Ottawa
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3256

January 21st, 2008 - 2:58 PM

Ooh. I have lots of weird doublejointedness relating to ehlers-danlos syndrome. It causes a lot of pain and weird problems (especially because I don't get exercise in the winter), but at least I can do cool tricks with my fingers...

forkimified

Ottawa
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3256

January 21st, 2008 - 3:01 PM

forkimified Said:

Ooh. I have lots of weird doublejointedness relating to ehlers-danlos syndrome. It causes a lot of pain and weird problems (especially because I don't get exercise in the winter), but at least I can do cool tricks with my fingers...

This also means my cousin and I can shake hands backwards. With the backs of our hands touching.

idunnolols

CORONA/CA
Joined: 12/01/07
Posts: 3504

January 21st, 2008 - 3:49 PM

i hade tubes... more than once if i remember correctly...

its the reason i mumble... but ive gotten better about it... kinda

bird

SANTA BARBARA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1096

January 21st, 2008 - 4:01 PM

carly_cat Said:

robotsonbabylon Said:

bird Said:

beepers were pretty fly back then.
$10 a month for service?
hell yes.

haha most amazing

the best part is when I'd get home late and my mom would be like
"WHERE WERE YOU!? I PAGED YOU 5 TIMES!! WHEN I PAGE YOU, YOU CALL ME BACK! START USING YOUR PAGER RIGHT OR I'M TAKING IT AWAY!!"

Rendetta

MANSFIELD/OH
Joined: 10/06/07
Posts: 99

January 21st, 2008 - 4:12 PM

i have a black belt...
and i broke my ex's wrist.
also, i love frozen popcorn.

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2681

January 21st, 2008 - 4:53 PM

forkimified Said:

I used to talk kind of weirdly. Possibly due to not hearing things right. But it's pretty much gone now. Even on recordings from highschool, I sound half retarded.

yeah my sister fell in a puddle and got an ear infection when she was a baby and talked weirdy too.
you know elementary schools have speech impediment care providers or whatever the hell theyre called? fix your retardo-speak?
anyway glad to hear your ship shape now

and im going to have to try frozen popcorn

Apasionada

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 133

January 21st, 2008 - 5:56 PM

youth Said:

forkimified Said:

I used to talk kind of weirdly. Possibly due to not hearing things right. But it's pretty much gone now. Even on recordings from highschool, I sound half retarded.

yeah my sister fell in a puddle and got an ear infection when she was a baby and talked weirdy too.
you know elementary schools have speech impediment care providers or whatever the hell theyre called? fix your retardo-speak?
anyway glad to hear your ship shape now

and im going to have to try frozen popcorn

I talked like a New Yorker because my babysitter was from NYC.
My elementary school had some thing with the university here and so we got speech therapy from the students there.
Yayyyy, speech therapy for four years.

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

January 21st, 2008 - 6:06 PM

Apasionada Said:

I talked like a New Yorker because my babysitter was from NYC.
My elementary school had some thing with the university here and so we got speech therapy from the students there.
Yayyyy, speech therapy for four years.

i like how an NYC accent clinically qualifies as a speech impediment.

iamameatpopsicl

Chicago
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 14023

January 21st, 2008 - 6:11 PM

alphadan Said:

I'm just impressed no one has told us about their 2 foot schlongs yet

i have two 1-foot schlongs

deadiwellmaybe

KANSAS CITY/MO
Joined: 12/31/07
Posts: 248

January 21st, 2008 - 6:13 PM

my mom raised me by herself and tought me to pee sitting down. i didn't pee standing until i was made fun of in jr. high. it still feels weird standing.

youth Said:

[ elementary schools have speech impediment care providers or whatever the hell theyre called? fix your retardo-speak?

i went to speech class.

idunnolols Said:

i spend most of my free time thinking about going to iraq... theres a 50% chance ill go

DO NOT GO!!! no matter what joe tells you about iraq. it is not fun or cool or anything. it's a shithole and a lot of people die.

Rendetta

MANSFIELD/OH
Joined: 10/06/07
Posts: 99

January 21st, 2008 - 6:21 PM

iamameatpopsicl Said:

alphadan Said:

I'm just impressed no one has told us about their 2 foot schlongs yet

i have two 1-foot schlongs

You too?
awesome.

lolitalolita

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 35

January 21st, 2008 - 6:30 PM

I like fat people.

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

January 21st, 2008 - 6:41 PM

lolitalolita Said:

I like fat people.

well howdy miss.

Apasionada

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 133

January 21st, 2008 - 6:44 PM

beardofdoom Said:

Apasionada Said:

I talked like a New Yorker because my babysitter was from NYC.
My elementary school had some thing with the university here and so we got speech therapy from the students there.
Yayyyy, speech therapy for four years.

i like how an NYC accent clinically qualifies as a speech impediment.

Well I guess it does when you're in the Midwest.
I think it was more the fact that I was past the age where the 'r' sound should be developed and I was still dropping them and/or substituting them with 'w'.

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

January 21st, 2008 - 6:48 PM

Apasionada Said:

[
Well I guess it does when you're in the Midwest.
I think it was more the fact that I was past the age where the 'r' sound should be developed and I was still dropping them and/or substituting them with 'w'.

most midwesterners talk like stroke victims anyway, so they don't have much room to talk.

... says the southerner.

deadiwellmaybe

KANSAS CITY/MO
Joined: 12/31/07
Posts: 248

January 21st, 2008 - 6:53 PM

beardofdoom Said:

most midwesterners talk like stroke victims anyway, so they don't have much room to talk.

... says the southerner.

stroke victims? i don't get it.

cararara

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 444

January 21st, 2008 - 7:01 PM

in the past four days i've listened to the jesus christ superstar soundtrack straight through 15 times