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morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 6:54 PM

I MEAN, LIKE,


YOU KNOW.




:(


httpirate

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February 5th, 2008 - 7:05 PM

perhaps you should have put out more ????


algorithm
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February 5th, 2008 - 7:08 PM

i really hope this post is not serious.


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 7:11 PM

httpirate Said:
perhaps you should have put out more ????




WELL AREN'T YOU PRESUMPTUOUS!


hathos
PORTLAND/OR
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Posts: 6222
February 5th, 2008 - 7:11 PM

you probably broke his dick.


HE'S OBV. IN MOURNING


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 7:14 PM

IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I KEPT CRYING.



DO YOU THINK?


JoanJettofArc
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Joined: 04/25/07
Posts: 2890
February 5th, 2008 - 7:25 PM

httpirate Said:
perhaps you should have put out more ????
algorithm Said:
i really hope this post is not serious.



THE END


DONKEY_PUNCH
Borneo
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Posts: 28581
February 5th, 2008 - 7:29 PM

morta Said:
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I KEPT CRYING.



DO YOU THINK?


Yeah. 98% of the time crying scares them off.
Especially, you know... during...


morta
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Posts: 15250
February 5th, 2008 - 7:32 PM

DONKEY_PUNCH Said:
morta Said:
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I KEPT CRYING.



DO YOU THINK?


Yeah. 98% of the time crying scares them off.
Especially, you know... during...



DAMN. NOTED.


BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!


dontlosehope
LAS VEGAS/NV
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7981
February 5th, 2008 - 7:33 PM

You're gorgeous girl
and hella smart
:)


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2461
February 5th, 2008 - 7:35 PM

DONKEY_PUNCH Said:
morta Said:
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I KEPT CRYING.



DO YOU THINK?


Yeah. 98% of the time crying scares them off.
Especially, you know... during...


I LIKE IT WHEN THEY CRY. IT MEANS THEY APPRECIATE ME.


DONKEY_PUNCH
Borneo
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Posts: 28581
February 5th, 2008 - 7:36 PM

Delicate flowers.


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 7:43 PM

I JUST DON'T GET IT. I MEAN, I REALLY LIKE HIM AND HE'S A REALLY GREAT COOK AND A CONSIDERATE LOVER!



BUT HE HASN'T CALLED ME OR REPLIED TO ANY OF MY TXTS!


I WONDER IF SOMETHING HAPPENED?!


hathos
PORTLAND/OR
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Posts: 6222
February 5th, 2008 - 7:47 PM

morta Said:
DONKEY_PUNCH Said:
morta Said:
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I KEPT CRYING.



DO YOU THINK?


Yeah. 98% of the time crying scares them off.
Especially, you know... during...



DAMN. NOTED.


BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!


I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD A GIRL NOT CRY BEFORE, DURING OR AFTER SEXING ME.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS.


DONKEY_PUNCH
Borneo
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Posts: 28581
February 5th, 2008 - 7:48 PM

I hope he's okay.

When i like someone i take my cameras and follow them around for a few weeks..... It might be worth a shot.


DONKEY_PUNCH
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Posts: 28581
February 5th, 2008 - 7:51 PM

hathos Said:
morta Said:
DONKEY_PUNCH Said:
morta Said:
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I KEPT CRYING.



DO YOU THINK?


Yeah. 98% of the time crying scares them off.
Especially, you know... during...



DAMN. NOTED.


BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!


I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD A GIRL NOT CRY BEFORE, DURING OR AFTER SEXING ME.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS.



Well, it was during the makeouts leading up to that point. Except the tears kinda killed the mood.

You on the other, hand must be doing something right if the women don't flinch away in horror and tears..

Of course there are many reasons one might be compelled to cry & these are just a mere few of them.


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 7:51 PM

I THINK I'M GOING TO DRIVE BACK OVER THERE TOMORROW AFTER WORK. JUST TO MAKE SURE HE'S ALRIGHT. YOU KNOW?


ALSO, HE'LL KNOW THAT I CARE THAT WAY!


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2461
February 5th, 2008 - 7:54 PM

morta Said:
I THINK I'M GOING TO DRIVE BACK OVER THERE TOMORROW AFTER WORK. JUST TO MAKE SURE HE'S ALRIGHT. YOU KNOW?


ALSO, HE'LL KNOW THAT I CARE THAT WAY!


yeah thats a good idea. then he will really respect you.


DONKEY_PUNCH
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February 5th, 2008 - 7:55 PM

Sounds like a good idea.


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 7:55 PM

robotsonbabylon Said:
morta Said:
I THINK I'M GOING TO DRIVE BACK OVER THERE TOMORROW AFTER WORK. JUST TO MAKE SURE HE'S ALRIGHT. YOU KNOW?


ALSO, HE'LL KNOW THAT I CARE THAT WAY!


yeah thats a good idea. then he will really respect you.




ESPECIALLY IF I SHOW UP NAKED!


hathos
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6222
February 5th, 2008 - 8:04 PM

DONKEY_PUNCH Said:
hathos Said:
morta Said:
DONKEY_PUNCH Said:
morta Said:
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I KEPT CRYING.



DO YOU THINK?


Yeah. 98% of the time crying scares them off.
Especially, you know... during...



DAMN. NOTED.


BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!


I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD A GIRL NOT CRY BEFORE, DURING OR AFTER SEXING ME.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS.



Well, it was during the makeouts leading up to that point. Except the tears kinda killed the mood.

You on the other, hand must be doing something right if the women don't flinch away in horror and tears..

Of course there are many reasons one might be compelled to cry & these are just a mere few of them.


SHANZ, THEY DON'T FLINCH OR TURN AWAY BECAUSE MY ROPES ARE STRONG.


DONKEY_PUNCH
Borneo
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Posts: 28581
February 5th, 2008 - 8:08 PM

hahaha


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2461
February 5th, 2008 - 8:12 PM

I bet ur good and knots and stuff sailor

hathos Said:
THEY DON'T FLINCH OR TURN AWAY BECAUSE MY ROPES ARE STRONG.


GETYOURDICKOUTO
SAN PEDRO/CA
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Posts: 5108
February 5th, 2008 - 8:36 PM

WELL, NEXT TIME I SAY "OPEN" I BET YOU'LL FUCKING OPEN WON'T YA YOU GOD DAMN TROLLOP!


morta
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Posts: 15250
February 5th, 2008 - 8:42 PM

GETYOURDICKOUTO Said:
WELL, NEXT TIME I SAY "OPEN" I BET YOU'LL FUCKING OPEN WON'T YA YOU GOD DAMN TROLLOP!



I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THE OTHER KIND OF OPEN! SHEESH!


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 8:43 PM

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT KIND OF OPEN TOMORROW!


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 8:47 PM

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY TO ME.



PULL MY HAIR!


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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Posts: 5108
February 5th, 2008 - 8:57 PM

DEAR KUNG FU GRIP VAGINA,

IT'S COLD OUT HERE ON THE WESTERN FRONT. JIMMY GOT SENT HOME SECTION 8 TODAY CAUSE HE WENT DOWN TO HUE TO SEE THE NAVY HEAD SHRINKER AND STARTED JERKING OFF RIGHT THERE IN HIS WAITING ROOM THE CRAZY SHIT! ANYWAY, THE MRE'S ARE SHIT, BUT WHEN WE'RE BACK AT BASE CAMP THE BBQ IS GREAT AND IT REMINDS ME OF THE REUNIONS WE'D HAVE OVER AT MABEL'S PLACE IN GOOD OL' OKLAHOMA. TELL MA I LOVE HER AND THAT I'LL BE HOME SOON AND IN ONE PIECE!

LOVE,
JASON'S WANG.


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:18 PM

WHO WANTS AN ARMBAR!?


hathos
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:18 PM

robotsonbabylon Said:
I bet ur good and knots and stuff sailor


i don't get it


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:26 PM

morta Said:
WHO WANTS AN ARMBAR!?


X


robotsonbabylon
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Posts: 2461
February 5th, 2008 - 9:38 PM

hathos Said:
robotsonbabylon Said:
I bet ur good and knots and stuff sailor


i don't get it


just like in terms of tying up girls and stuff. seems like knots would be helpful. or maybe just handcuffs, chains and caribeeners


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:41 PM

HANDCUFFS ARE A PRETTY BAD IDEA FOR HEAVY BONDAGE/SM. THEY CAUSE NERVE DAMAGE PRETTY EFFICIENTLY. I COULDN'T FEEL MY THUMBS FOR ALMOST A YEAR ONCE.

CHAINS WORK, BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO BRING YOU OUT OF A MOMENT LIKE A LINK PINCHING YOU SOMEWHERE AWFUL.


ROPE IS REALLY THE BEST THING YOU CAN USE.


hathos
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:42 PM

robotsonbabylon Said:
hathos Said:
robotsonbabylon Said:
I bet ur good and knots and stuff sailor


i don't get it


just like in terms of tying up girls and stuff. seems like knots would be helpful. or maybe just handcuffs, chains and caribeeners


OH. WELL THAT MAKES SENSE


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:42 PM

AND SHE'S COMING TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW BOYS.


hathos
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:45 PM

GONNA NEED PICS, MY MAN


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:47 PM

hathos Said:
GONNA NEED PICS, MY MAN




HELLO IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT RIGHT HERE OR ANYTHING


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:47 PM

I THINK HEATHER TOOK SOME OF ME IN THE KITCHEN! ASK HER!


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:48 PM

OH RIGHT. YEAH I DID.



BUT IT TURNED OUT ALL BLURRY BECAUSE SOMEONE IS A LOUSY PHOTO SUBJECT AND KEPT MOVING!


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:51 PM

I MAY BE A LOUSY PHOTO SUBJECT, BUT MY MOVEMENT HAD A PURPOSE!

HOW WAS MY N00DZLES?!


todger
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:54 PM

these gays are fucking thread


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 9:58 PM

YOUR N00DZLES WERE SO GOOD I WANTED TO BURY MY FACE ALL THE WAY IN THEM.


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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Posts: 5108
February 5th, 2008 - 9:59 PM

TAKE IT BACK!


NO SERIOUSLY, YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE IT BACK CAUSE THAT REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS! >(


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 10:00 PM

morta Said:
YOUR N00DZLES WERE SO GOOD I WANTED TO BURY MY FACE ALL THE WAY IN THEM.


ESPECIALLY ON THE SECOND DAY WHEN THE FLAVORS HAD A CHANCE TO MELLOW AND MELD!

I RULE AT COOKING.


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 10:01 PM

IT WAS LIKE FUCKING A FOUR STAR RESTAURANT.



I MEAN IT WAS LIKE EATING AT ONE. FUCK.


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 10:04 PM

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER TOMORROW?!


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 10:05 PM

OMG I DON'T KNOW.


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 10:09 PM

OH COME ON!

YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT, WHAT DO YOU ORDER?!


morta
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February 5th, 2008 - 10:10 PM

I USUALLY ORDER WHATEVER'S CHEAPEST.


GETYOURDICKOUTO
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February 5th, 2008 - 10:13 PM

OMG FINE!

I KINDA FEEL LIKE HAVING FISH TACOS, BUT NOT THE BREADED KIND, THE GRILLED KIND. DOES THAT SOUND GOOD? OR MAYBE YOU PREFER FAJITAS? OR MAYBE SPICY WHITE BEANS AND SHRIMP?

ANY OF THOSE CATCH YOUR FANCY?


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