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LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
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February 14th, 2008 - 10:56 AM

Post Valentines day stories (amazing or horrifying) here. They dont have to be your own, they could have happened to a relative or a friend, etc... Share all the ways St Valentine has cursed or blessed us!

gibby

LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7183

February 14th, 2008 - 11:03 AM

I guess I'll start... I woke up this morning with the most adorable surprise... the entire inside windshield of my car had been covered in yellow sticky-pad love notes. AWwwwwww!

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8797

February 14th, 2008 - 11:07 AM

I woke up this morning and immediately piloted the schooner into tuna country.

marriedpunker

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 653

February 14th, 2008 - 11:14 AM

I was conceived on this day. That means my parents totally got drunk and screwed. But I never asked them about the story.

Frederaly

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
Joined: 02/12/08
Posts: 278

February 14th, 2008 - 11:17 AM

last valentines... i woke up to my ex's cuzin.... later that day, she played the video from that night for my ex and everyone to see... i thought it was kinda cool.... but my ex didnt. then i went and got some ice cream, and moved out.

aginginrhythm

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1817

February 14th, 2008 - 11:40 AM

When I was in 6th grade, I gave myself a candy-gram and signed it "From Your Secret Admirer." Ironically, because I had no friends anyway, no one was even around to see it.

nikkisneakers

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/28/08
Posts: 1845

February 14th, 2008 - 12:35 PM

Last valentines was kind of a whammy of super bad and good. My boyfriend had broken up with me two days prior to Valentines. Not so much of a big deal except it that it was also the day my parents had sold moved away from my childhood home, and a good friend of mine had gotten married the night before. So i got to wake up to break up, awesome! Than on Valentines a friend of mine had gotten me an awesome Roses of Holocaust poster, and sick Play Dead 7" to cheer me up...which kind of made up for it the dreariness.. but still. It sucked...

Today i got to wake up with my cat sitting next to my head, purring.. i dont think valentines can get any better than being around the things you love really...

lame but true.

pescha

Stockholm, SWEDEN
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2592

February 14th, 2008 - 12:37 PM

great sex

get_in_the_van

PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1639

February 14th, 2008 - 12:44 PM

In like 10th grade, my boyfriend dumped me and my dog died on V-day.
I don't think there's any correalation, but I can never be sure.

Frederaly

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
Joined: 02/12/08
Posts: 278

February 14th, 2008 - 1:02 PM

get_in_the_van Said:

In like 10th grade, my boyfriend dumped me and my dog died on V-day.
I don't think there's any correalation, but I can never be sure.

im pretty sure he offed the dog

nikkisneakers

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/28/08
Posts: 1845

February 14th, 2008 - 1:03 PM

how does one dump a dog? was it his and he left it with you? either way.. i think you win, just for the fact you get a dog out of the situation...

marriedpunker

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 653

February 14th, 2008 - 1:05 PM

and one valentine's day this cute girl told me that all i ever want to talk to her about is sex and that she's not a piece of meat.

then i deleted all her pics so i wouldn't be tempted to think of her in that way. and then she told me she was just kidding.

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18049

February 14th, 2008 - 1:09 PM

marriedpunker Said:

and one valentine's day this cute girl told me that all i ever want to talk to her about is sex and that she's not a piece of meat.

then i deleted all her pics so i wouldn't be tempted to think of her in that way. and then she told me she was just kidding.

hahahahahahahahahaha

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18049

February 14th, 2008 - 1:11 PM

Oh man....Candygrams!!!!

8th grade was so rad

idiedthatday

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1573

February 14th, 2008 - 1:27 PM

went to a valentine's day party
met a cute girl
things start getting hot and heavy
my friends barge in, yelling "fire! fire!"
they start spraying fire extinguishers and throwing buckets of water
girl gets sick from extinguishers
girl throws up everywhere
as I shake my head

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1903

February 14th, 2008 - 1:28 PM

When I was living in Philly the last few years I had a boyfriend named Phil (the nazi) from Germany.. he and I broke up on Valentines because I found out he groped my cousin a few nights prior when he was wasted on the dance floor before he got a chance to officially meet her.. she and my room mate had to inform me... and so we broke up.. we ended up drinking together and crying and said our last goodbyes

boohoo
he was an idiot my gain

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1903

February 14th, 2008 - 1:29 PM

When I was living in Philly the last few years I had a boyfriend named Phil (the nazi) from Germany.. he and I broke up on Valentines because I found out he groped my cousin a few nights prior when he was wasted on the dance floor before he got a chance to officially meet her.. she and my room mate had to inform me... and so we broke up.. we ended up drinking together and crying and said our last goodbyes

boohoo
he was an idiot my gain

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1903

February 14th, 2008 - 1:30 PM

oops double postoops double postoops double postoops double postoops double postoops double post

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1903

February 14th, 2008 - 1:42 PM

nikkisneakers Said:

how does one dump a dog? was it his and he left it with you? either way.. i think you win, just for the fact you get a dog out of the situation...

if you kill a dog and roast it and eat it then later you can dump it... dump a dog

XtakemeawayX

BURBANK/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6771

February 14th, 2008 - 1:56 PM

In highschool there was a girl I really liked, it was the distanced attraction, didnt really know each other.
On heart I got her a rose and a box of chocolates as usual with a poem i wrote.
she threw the rose away in front of me.
and the poem.
thats the only bad vday experience ive had.

Stupidpuppet

SYLMAR/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 107

February 14th, 2008 - 2:16 PM

i dont think i've had a valentine since 5 th grade. i remember i asked the really funny and cute boy in my class to be my valentine's and i even bought him chocolates and what ever. he said 'no' plus ignored me from then on to high school...

jajaja kinda funny i guess in a sad way.

TOTALLYWIRED

Scotland
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 473

February 14th, 2008 - 2:23 PM

Every valentine's day I can recall has gone boring well or just plain boringly (like today, for example).

Apart from my nine year old self kicking a football into the face of the implausibly named and thoroughly scatterbrained little blonde girl who'd earlier that morning hidden a card (sizeable and rhyme filled) in my desk.

There was some amount of bleeding involved.

lepetitemonstre

LONG BEACH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 66

February 14th, 2008 - 2:27 PM

Last year, I actually did receive flowers from a secret admirer.
Lame part: The secret admirer was some creepy online guy that somehow found out where I worked, my work address and my whole name and sent me this GIANT VASE of flowers.

Yeah, that's all I have.

robotsonbabylon

SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461

February 14th, 2008 - 2:50 PM

Nadbash Said:

I woke up this morning and immediately piloted the schooner into tuna country.

LOLS. DIDINT EVEN READ THE REST OF THE THREAD. I CANT EVEN DISTINGUISH VALENTINES DAY MEMORIES FROM OTHER MEMORIES.

thewickerman

VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7429

February 14th, 2008 - 2:58 PM

lol.

The only time I was ever in a relationship with a girl on valentine's day was when I was dumped on valentine's day. Any other valentine's day in the past, i've been single.

My best valentine's day had to be last year though. When I got off work, it was raining, I think I ate greek food if i'm not mistaken, and drinks were cheap. I walked home with a full stomach and 6 beers in me.

thewickerman

VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7429

February 14th, 2008 - 2:59 PM

... or no.

I don't even think that was on valentine's day ...
Fuck. I think that was actually the day after.

Whatever.

Frederaly

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
Joined: 02/12/08
Posts: 278

February 14th, 2008 - 3:14 PM

this is someone elses bad day....

i was enjoying my valentines day sitting in class ( 5th grade )

the girl in front of me stood up... she was wearing a white skirt... and she had shartted or something cuz she had a stain on her ass... she blamed it on someone putting chocolates on her seat . . . . . but I know.... she shit herself! i never let that one go

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2199

February 14th, 2008 - 3:35 PM

in 4th grade i gave my crush a "secret admirer" card.
my friend ratted me out.
he was repulsed by me.
i cried.

he had huge glasses then and probably still thought girls had cooties
and now everyone thinks hes gay so HA

nikkisneakers

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/28/08
Posts: 1845

February 14th, 2008 - 3:54 PM

jessbuck_wtf Said:

nikkisneakers Said:

how does one dump a dog? was it his and he left it with you? either way.. i think you win, just for the fact you get a dog out of the situation...

if you kill a dog and roast it and eat it then later you can dump it... dump a dog

FUNNY NOT FUNNY!!

elizaelectric

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 07/05/07
Posts: 3768

February 14th, 2008 - 4:34 PM

originally posted in emilectrique's "being single" thread, but more details
LAST YEAR:
I rushed like crazy to meet up with my boyfriend. He ended up being 20 min late. I gave him a balloon and a card I made. He promptly tried to get rid of balloon. When he had called me earlier that day he had said he had gotten me a gift. I don't find that necessary but I do like honesty. He was like "oh I lied I don't have a present...come to my house and I'll play you the song about you..."
Of course I was all googly about the song, even though it wasn't even close to finished. He then showed me a song which had parts about me. This lead to makeouts. Then his dad came home and he introduced me as a friend...his mom knew me already but his dad is a very distracted artist.
Then he took me to the supermarket...I tried to buy nutella for makeouts but turns out he's allergic (i knew he was allergic to hazelnut but didn't realize it went into nutella) he then takes me to a chinese restaurant, which he insists that he pay for both of us as his gift. I offered to go dutch but he insists so I say okay. I order wayyy minimal and he orders a decent amount but when the check comes he can't pay for it all because "he forgot some money" or something like that, i have no idea.

Then, a few days before we were officially over, he finished the song that was originally all about me, though he completely changes the chorus and everything that mentions me by name, which I wouldn't mind so much if the song didn't end with the girl in it (me) drowning.

THIS YEAR:
me happy to not deal with bullshit.

idunnolols

CORONA/CA
Joined: 12/01/07
Posts: 3068

February 14th, 2008 - 7:28 PM

i got jenn a popup card some chocolate and kissing rubber ducks... i gave her the chocolates this morning as i rushed out the door cuz i had to start work early... the card and the rubber ducks are still in the closet... i know she wants flowers cuz she always wants flowers but i dont feel like dealing with them.. thats why i went with the rubber ducks... i also made a nice steak dinner.. i planned on takin her out of town tomorrow and stayin in a nice hotel in the desert right at the foot of the mountains that are all snow covered and then driving through the snow covered mountains on saturday... but shes cat sitting so thats out... no loss though....

i should go fill out the card and give her the rubber ducks..

diy_xx

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 326

February 14th, 2008 - 8:09 PM

My bestfriend and I dated for just about 8 months and broke up last Saturday.
I sent him a shit ton of carnations anyway just to be sweet and best friendly and after they were passed out
I found him in the hall and jokingly asked if he got any and all he said was "Uh, yahhhh."
Then I asked him where they were and he said, "In the trash can."

hathos

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5971

February 14th, 2008 - 8:12 PM

nikkisneakers Said:

My boyfriend had broken up with me two days prior to Valentines.

ANYONE WHO BREAKS UP WITH YOU EVER IS AN OBVIOUS FAGGOT AND DESERVES A HATE CRIME TO BE COMMITED UPON THEM

...and i'm not just saying that to get into your pants.

wait. that's EXACTLY why i'm saying that. forget i said anything.

XtakemeawayX

BURBANK/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6771

February 14th, 2008 - 9:03 PM

hathos Said:

nikkisneakers Said:

My boyfriend had broken up with me two days prior to Valentines.

ANYONE WHO BREAKS UP WITH YOU EVER IS AN OBVIOUS FAGGOT

burn

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 01/28/08
Posts: 375

February 14th, 2008 - 9:29 PM

My oldest son was born today. He's 7 now.

His mom and I were going to get married. We broke up last year, this week. Turns out, she'd been having an affair with, oh.. 5 other guys throughout the tenure of our relationship.

I don't play that game.

So.. this is my first Vday I've spent single in nearly a decade.

YAY ME

killmecutely

WILMINGTON/NC
Joined: 01/28/08
Posts: 29

February 14th, 2008 - 10:01 PM

My mom was diagnosed with cancer on V-day a year ago.
She went through chemo and radiation and
a year later, she has to go through radiation...again.

Happy Valentine's Day.

brittp0p

CHANDLER/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 75

February 14th, 2008 - 10:13 PM

when i was sixteen my first longish-term boyfriend cheated on me with my bestfriend and i found out because about 2 weeks before valentines day she had emailed him pictures of her masturbating. gross. he and i got into a fist fight on v-day in a parking lot.

brittp0p

CHANDLER/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 75

February 14th, 2008 - 10:14 PM

also, i kicked his ass

aginginrhythm

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1817

February 14th, 2008 - 11:25 PM

brittp0p - i've been there with the whole best friend/girl drama. good job on the beat down, too!

get_in_the_van

PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1639

February 14th, 2008 - 11:42 PM

nikkisneakers Said:

how does one dump a dog? was it his and he left it with you? either way.. i think you win, just for the fact you get a dog out of the situation...

I should have rephrased the sentence.
My boyfriend dumped me.
In addition to the break-up, my dog died that day.
He didn't dump both the dog and me. Well, I mean... I guess you could look at it that way.

truckdrivercore

WILLIMANTIC/CT
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 984

February 15th, 2008 - 2:16 AM

won 400 at craps in one freakin go

hightailed outta there !

truckdrivercore

WILLIMANTIC/CT
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 984

February 15th, 2008 - 3:40 AM

- The Sehks x3

- Dressed up all fancy

- Won some dollars

- Tried on engagement rings

- Dinner

- Highway head

theryan

BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6059

February 15th, 2008 - 9:41 AM

get_in_the_van Said:

nikkisneakers Said:

how does one dump a dog? was it his and he left it with you? either way.. i think you win, just for the fact you get a dog out of the situation...

I should have rephrased the sentence.
My boyfriend dumped me.
In addition to the break-up, my dog died that day.
He didn't dump both the dog and me. Well, I mean... I guess you could look at it that way.

the dog really liked him huh?

SERPENT7

THOUSAND OAKS/CA
Joined: 12/14/07
Posts: 1125

February 15th, 2008 - 10:03 AM

VD late-night drunksex.

katelyn2

NASHVILLE/TN
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6542

February 15th, 2008 - 10:05 AM

wtf is a candy gram?

we sent carnations to our valentines in high school. all the money raised benefited the band/choral boosters!

get_in_the_van

PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1639

February 15th, 2008 - 10:51 AM

theryan Said:

get_in_the_van Said:

nikkisneakers Said:

how does one dump a dog? was it his and he left it with you? either way.. i think you win, just for the fact you get a dog out of the situation...

I should have rephrased the sentence.
My boyfriend dumped me.
In addition to the break-up, my dog died that day.
He didn't dump both the dog and me. Well, I mean... I guess you could look at it that way.

the dog really liked him huh?

I lol'd.

Just now.
Not then.

xPlasticxScenex

Berkshire, Maidenhead
Joined: 10/17/07
Posts: 70

February 15th, 2008 - 2:13 PM

LOL ^ Anyway I dumped my boyfriend because he was ignoring me, I had to stop my friend from suicide cause he was convinced his family wanted him dead... So yeah... Cruddy valentinesday for me =[

burn

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 01/28/08
Posts: 375

February 15th, 2008 - 2:47 PM

katelyn2 Said:

wtf is a candy gram?

we sent carnations to our valentines in high school. all the money raised benefited the band/choral boosters!

dumb valentines with candy stuck to them, usually anonomyous.. cause kids are dumb.

dontlosehope

LAS VEGAS/NV
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7949

February 15th, 2008 - 5:27 PM

The coolest/cutest kid in my middle school asked me to be his valentine and i told him no.
That was epic! HAHAHAA

drunkenough

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5306

February 15th, 2008 - 5:58 PM

one valentines day i hit a kid with my car, on accident!