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toashes
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/15/07
Posts: 813
February 14th, 2008 - 1:09 PM

and I really want to go out and do stuff. . .should I wake him up or is that mean? its fucking 1 in the afternoon though. come on!


thewickerman
VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7448
February 14th, 2008 - 1:10 PM

toashes Said:
and I really want to go out and do stuff. . .should I wake him up or is that mean? its fucking 1 in the afternoon though. come on!


WAKE UP BJ.

WORKS 60% OF THE TIME, ALL THE TIME.


Imaginary_Grace
CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18118
February 14th, 2008 - 1:11 PM

WTH?


likee_giants

Joined: 01/23/08
Posts: 58
February 14th, 2008 - 1:11 PM

wake his ass upppppppp!


nikkisneakers
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/28/08
Posts: 1885
February 14th, 2008 - 1:12 PM

Just go out... isnt there something called celphones when he does decide to get up?

ENJOY YOUR DAY WOMAN.. BE FREE


thewickerman
VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7448
February 14th, 2008 - 1:13 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?


MUMBO JUMBO.


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
February 14th, 2008 - 1:14 PM

thewickerman Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?


MUMBO JUMBO.


wake up bj is the fair compromise - you want him to wake up, but if you do it this way, he wakes up happy to do whatever you've got planned next.


Imaginary_Grace
CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18118
February 14th, 2008 - 1:14 PM

thewickerman Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?


MUMBO JUMBO.


NO U ARE


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
February 14th, 2008 - 1:16 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:
thewickerman Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?


MUMBO JUMBO.


NO U ARE


why are you trying to ruin HIS valentine's day too?


toashes
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/15/07
Posts: 813
February 14th, 2008 - 1:18 PM

we don't recognize valentines day so that doesn't even matter.

And i gave him a wake up BJ at 8 am, and we both just went back to sleep.


toashes
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/15/07
Posts: 813
February 14th, 2008 - 1:19 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2698
February 14th, 2008 - 1:20 PM

fuck that, if the douche is asleep at 1pm then dont ever talk to him again, you cant get rewarded for that shit.

late sleepers are the most worthless people ever and always will be


stare2clearskie
HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4822
February 14th, 2008 - 1:21 PM

toashes Said:
we don't recognize valentines day so that doesn't even matter.

And i gave him a wake up BJ at 8 am, and we both just went back to sleep.



do it again!!!

make today special


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
February 14th, 2008 - 1:21 PM

toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
February 14th, 2008 - 1:22 PM

WTHBJBJBJBJBJ


toashes
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/15/07
Posts: 813
February 14th, 2008 - 1:22 PM

raccoon Said:
fuck that, if the douche is asleep at 1pm then dont ever talk to him again, you cant get rewarded for that shit.

late sleepers are the most worthless people ever and always will be


solid point, he's cut


Frederaly
SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
Joined: 02/12/08
Posts: 278
February 14th, 2008 - 1:23 PM

you should give him a ZJ... then tell his ass to get up!


toashes
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/15/07
Posts: 813
February 14th, 2008 - 1:25 PM

marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


eww HJs are worthless


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2698
February 14th, 2008 - 1:27 PM

but really, he is the one inconveniencing you. wake him with beej and you'll never get him to do anything without beej first.


el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
February 14th, 2008 - 1:27 PM

toashes Said:
marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


eww HJs are worthless


You're out of the band


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
February 14th, 2008 - 1:28 PM

toashes Said:
marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


eww HJs are worthless


hey, tell that to your sister, not me.
just be careful how much sex talking you do with her, she's very touchy about it.


thewickerman
VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7448
February 14th, 2008 - 1:35 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:
thewickerman Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?


MUMBO JUMBO.


NO U ARE


NO U DO.


EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8919
February 14th, 2008 - 1:39 PM

thewickerman Said:
toashes Said:
and I really want to go out and do stuff. . .should I wake him up or is that mean? its fucking 1 in the afternoon though. come on!


WAKE UP BJ.

WORKS 60% OF THE TIME, ALL THE TIME.


More like 160% of the time, all the time.

The hell is wrong with your junk, man?


thewickerman
VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7448
February 14th, 2008 - 1:44 PM

EnderWiggin Said:
thewickerman Said:
toashes Said:
and I really want to go out and do stuff. . .should I wake him up or is that mean? its fucking 1 in the afternoon though. come on!


WAKE UP BJ.

WORKS 60% OF THE TIME, ALL THE TIME.


More like 160% of the time, all the time.

The hell is wrong with your junk, man?


VANCOUVER STATISTICS.

40% OF MALES IN VANCOUVER ARE HOMOSEXUAL.


toashes
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/15/07
Posts: 813
February 14th, 2008 - 1:57 PM

marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


eww HJs are worthless


hey, tell that to your sister, not me.
just be careful how much sex talking you do with her, she's very touchy about it.


i'll probably do 0 sex talking with my sister.. .thats just weird

and I don't like that you know how touchy she is about it. . .thats my little sister buddy! slow down


toashes
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/15/07
Posts: 813
February 14th, 2008 - 1:59 PM

el_Uste Said:
toashes Said:
marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


eww HJs are worthless


You're out of the band


eww no, YOU'RE out of the band. you can give yourself an HJ, so they're worthless. . .you can't very well give yourself a bj (or maybe you can) therefore BJ rules over HJ


thewickerman
VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7448
February 14th, 2008 - 1:59 PM

Gracie is the little sister?

lol.

I thought it was the other way around.


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2698
February 14th, 2008 - 2:28 PM

HJ is better when you do it, BJ is not for some reason.


youth
GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2681
February 14th, 2008 - 3:45 PM

theres probably a lot of work involved in a self induced bj


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461
February 14th, 2008 - 3:49 PM

REALLY THE HJ/BJ COMBO IS THE WAY TO GO ... AND THEN A PEARL NECKLACE TO WRAP IT UP.


nikkisneakers
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/28/08
Posts: 1885
February 14th, 2008 - 3:53 PM

toashes Said:
marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


eww HJs are worthless


agreed. most useless sex act ever.


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
February 14th, 2008 - 3:56 PM

nikkisneakers Said:
toashes Said:
marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


eww HJs are worthless


agreed. most useless sex act ever.


let me go on the record as saying that i'm not a user or endorser of the HJ. i was merely explaining what WTH meant in this context. believe me, i have two hands.


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461
February 14th, 2008 - 3:58 PM

BUT WITHOUT SOME HAND ACTION DURING THE MOUTH ACTION, THE BJ JUST GETS BORING. NOT ENOUGH HYDROSTATIC PRESSURE.


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2698
February 14th, 2008 - 4:05 PM

robotsonbabylon Said:
BUT WITHOUT SOME HAND ACTION DURING THE MOUTH ACTION, THE BJ JUST GETS BORING. NOT ENOUGH HYDROSTATIC PRESSURE.



also, i will keep that in mind the next time any lady wants to be fingered.

its not useless for us ladies. sometimes they can be the best. HJ are great in a lot of situations


eurochild
PORTLAND/ME
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 435
February 14th, 2008 - 4:32 PM

robotsonbabylon Said:
BUT WITHOUT SOME HAND ACTION DURING THE MOUTH ACTION, THE BJ JUST GETS BORING. NOT ENOUGH HYDROSTATIC PRESSURE.


there's plenty if you find a non-broken broad who can deep throat it


idunnolols
CORONA/CA
Joined: 12/01/07
Posts: 3504
February 14th, 2008 - 4:46 PM

HJ for me and 100% worthless.. even in my youth after the first 40 seconds it got old... nice way to start out and all... but other than that...

and as for sleeping at 1pm... unless you work a lot... thats bullshit... after a 65 hour week im up by 11am on saturday.... now true i may be asleep again by 1pm.. but... whatever....


el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
February 14th, 2008 - 4:53 PM

this thread is condemned


thewickerman
VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7448
February 14th, 2008 - 5:02 PM

LOL.

YES, I LOVE STANDING WHILE GETTING JERKED.


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11423
February 14th, 2008 - 10:05 PM

OH MAN YOU HAVE A DUDE?

HOW CRUSHING


SERPENT7
THOUSAND OAKS/CA
Joined: 12/14/07
Posts: 1125
February 14th, 2008 - 11:05 PM

burning_monk Said:
OH MAN YOU HAVE A DUDE?

HOW CRUSHING


And she's in Canada, not NY. (although she might not be that far away.....)


Jason_Funk
LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: 01/08/08
Posts: 675
February 14th, 2008 - 11:23 PM

el_Uste Said:
WTHBJBJBJBJBJ


^ double yes.

- do that shit

- jason


dru323
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 745
February 15th, 2008 - 12:26 AM

these guys is funny!


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461
February 15th, 2008 - 2:05 AM

burning_monk Said:
OH MAN YOU HAVE A DUDE?

HOW CRUSHING

yeah, this is such a let down


toashes
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/15/07
Posts: 813
February 15th, 2008 - 1:13 PM

SERPENT7 Said:
burning_monk Said:
OH MAN YOU HAVE A DUDE?

HOW CRUSHING


And she's in Canada, not NY. (although she might not be that far away.....)


I fucking with I lived in canada. I live in portland though.

And I may have a dude, but cheating doesn't count if you're on vacation/in a different state

robotsonbabylon Said:
BUT WITHOUT SOME HAND ACTION DURING THE MOUTH ACTION, THE BJ JUST GETS BORING. NOT ENOUGH HYDROSTATIC PRESSURE.


Hand action during bjs is totally ok and makes sense, still considered beej. I'm talking specifically about hjs alone. The only time hjs are ok are when a girl is going skiing, cause then its funny


thewickerman
VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7448
February 15th, 2008 - 1:16 PM

toashes Said:
SERPENT7 Said:
burning_monk Said:
OH MAN YOU HAVE A DUDE?

HOW CRUSHING


And she's in Canada, not NY. (although she might not be that far away.....)


I fucking with I lived in canada. I live in portland though.

And I may have a dude, but cheating doesn't count if you're on vacation/in a different state

robotsonbabylon Said:
BUT WITHOUT SOME HAND ACTION DURING THE MOUTH ACTION, THE BJ JUST GETS BORING. NOT ENOUGH HYDROSTATIC PRESSURE.


Hand action during bjs is totally ok and makes sense, still considered beej. I'm talking specifically about hjs alone. The only time hjs are ok are when a girl is going skiing, cause then its funny


WE HAVE A WINNER.


Imaginary_Grace
CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18118
February 15th, 2008 - 2:30 PM

Skiing : [


thewickerman
VANCOUVER
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Posts: 7448
February 15th, 2008 - 2:32 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:
Skiing : [


lol.

IT'S ONLY SKIING IF YOU'RE DOING THE FOOTWORK, TOO.


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
February 15th, 2008 - 2:41 PM

toashes Said:
el_Uste Said:
toashes Said:
marriedpunker Said:
toashes Said:
Imaginary_Grace Said:
WTH?



gracie, what have I told you about internet lingo?? you know I don't understand any of that nonsense.


With The Hand. She was saying HJ, not BJ.


eww HJs are worthless


You're out of the band


eww no, YOU'RE out of the band. you can give yourself an HJ, so they're worthless. . .you can't very well give yourself a bj (or maybe you can) therefore BJ rules over HJ


how big is your wongdonger?


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461
February 15th, 2008 - 2:45 PM

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT HYDROSTATIC PRESSURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BJs OR HJs. IT HAS TO DO WITH GRAVITY. BUT IT SOUNDED PRETTY GOOD.

REALLY IT APPLIES TO A PEARL NECKLACE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

sayin


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