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EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8919
February 18th, 2008 - 8:11 PM

ANY TAKERS


EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8919
February 18th, 2008 - 8:11 PM

Or should I say, givers.


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
February 18th, 2008 - 8:13 PM

i hear you can give them if you're willing to cook/clean naked. i saw it on craigslist.


morta
SAN PEDRO/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 15250
February 18th, 2008 - 8:24 PM

lulz


EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8919
February 18th, 2008 - 8:29 PM

marriedpunker Said:
i hear you can give them if you're willing to cook/clean naked. i saw it on craigslist.


Thanks, but I've already learned my lesson: Never cook Bacon naked.


beardofdoom
SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709
February 19th, 2008 - 7:33 AM

i've been looking for a position in the london branch...


sleepyzombie
SPRINGFIELD/MA
Joined: 07/09/07
Posts: 965
November 26th, 2008 - 4:07 PM

-HIJACKING-

SPEAKING OF BLOWJOBS
And the fact that I haven't been able to find an answer on google AND I CAN'T POST A NEW TOPIC ON MOC
Blowjobs, anyone ever get really bad heartburn after giving them and swallowing?
Just a question.
And I don't mean like a 10 minute BJ I'm talking like...45 minutes to an hour and like 3 or 4 times in the span of 24(a little less) hours.
Really, I cannot find an answer anywhere and this is the only thing I can think of.


girlnamedbrigid
SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3019
November 26th, 2008 - 4:15 PM

holy cow girl.


you crazy.






(i can't answer this for you as i have never been a......swallower....sorry)


Church
Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 2005
November 26th, 2008 - 4:19 PM

maybe its something he ate....or maybe he has high cholestero
l....oh god

....im really laughing like mad here


faithype
KENDALLVILLE/IN
Joined: 04/17/08
Posts: 333
November 26th, 2008 - 4:37 PM

Haha. that is so funny. but seriously, no that has never happened to me. sorry hon.


nasty
CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 833
November 26th, 2008 - 4:44 PM

that is really strange, never had heartburn.


moar
PERTH AMBOY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 532
November 26th, 2008 - 4:45 PM

tell your boyfriend to stop eating curry.

problem solved.


sleepyzombie
SPRINGFIELD/MA
Joined: 07/09/07
Posts: 965
November 26th, 2008 - 4:59 PM

What the heck, no one has gotten heartburn from it?
DAMN!
So either I have to stop eating spicy foods or you know I'm paranoid and I could be pregnant (BUT THAT'S PROBABLY(HOPEFULLY) NOT THE CASE)

moar Said:
tell your boyfriend to stop eating curry.

problem solved.

HE IS WAYYYYYYYYY TOO POOR TO EAT ANYTHING WITH CURRY!
Him and his roommate live off like...bologna sandwiches, peanut butter & crackers, and frozen chicken pot pies.
So I don't think he's eating a lot of curry unless I give it to him in thai food...which I rarely make for him.


faithype
KENDALLVILLE/IN
Joined: 04/17/08
Posts: 333
November 26th, 2008 - 5:22 PM

Maybe its the bologna? you know that that shit is like chemically altered and what not. plus its just so disgusting. sorry if i offend anyone. lol


xleighxcorex
WINCHESTER/VA
Joined: 11/20/07
Posts: 3870
November 26th, 2008 - 6:18 PM

OH THIS THREAD


cutcopydestroy
CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 10/21/07
Posts: 637
November 26th, 2008 - 6:21 PM

all this talk about blowjobs. now i need a bj


myonlyappeal
STATEN ISLAND/NY
Joined: 10/06/08
Posts: 138
November 26th, 2008 - 6:33 PM

haha no, i don't think it's related. maybe something you've been eating? blowjobs do trigger a gag reflex, even if it's too small to notice, doesn't mean your esophagus won't notice.


idunnolols
CORONA/CA
Joined: 12/01/07
Posts: 3504
November 26th, 2008 - 7:07 PM

girlnamedbrigid Said:
holy cow girl.
you crazy.
(i can't answer this for you as i have never been a......swallower....sorry)



and this is why you have a kid :)


myonlyappeal
STATEN ISLAND/NY
Joined: 10/06/08
Posts: 138
November 26th, 2008 - 7:18 PM

"Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement. "

True story. Don't spit, swallow.


EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8919
November 26th, 2008 - 7:24 PM

Semi-serious theory:

The heartburn is caused by sucking off smokers. Ladies.


Church
Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 2005
November 26th, 2008 - 7:26 PM

EnderWiggin Said:
Semi-serious theory:

The heartburn is caused by sucking off smokers. Ladies.

does she now have lung cancer?


moar
PERTH AMBOY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 532
November 26th, 2008 - 7:28 PM

I used to take a shitload of painkillers and I've been told that my manchowder would taste like pills. I guess you are what you eat, people.


faithype
KENDALLVILLE/IN
Joined: 04/17/08
Posts: 333
November 26th, 2008 - 7:50 PM

myonlyappeal Said:
haha no, i don't think it's related. maybe something you've been eating? blowjobs do trigger a gag reflex, even if it's too small to notice, doesn't mean your esophagus won't notice.
good theory. i dont really have that bad of a reflex but i still use this stuff called ~good head" it comes in like 5 different flavors and it numbs everything. i think i want to look for a pic of it. lol


girlnamedbrigid
SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3019
November 26th, 2008 - 8:10 PM

idunnolols Said:
girlnamedbrigid Said:
holy cow girl.
you crazy.
(i can't answer this for you as i have never been a......swallower....sorry)



and this is why you have a kid :)


DAMN IT!
i thought it was because we french kissed.


JoanJettofArc
BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/25/07
Posts: 2890
November 26th, 2008 - 8:22 PM

EnderWiggin Said:
ANY TAKERS


paging 33


EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8919
November 26th, 2008 - 9:48 PM

Gee, now that you mention it, I am starting to see a resemblance.

You just need to put on about 100 more lbs.


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