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SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2696

February 21st, 2008 - 6:44 PM

but you cant sploot for like 3 days before hand, but i am having my birthday party this weekend and will most likely sploot.

do i call them and be like "so i am pretty certain i am getting some, we should reschedule"?

raccoon

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2696

February 21st, 2008 - 6:56 PM

also, if it makes a baby it has a right to ask to see me once after it is 18(if it knows and wants to etc)

Sulfurwater

CHAPMANVILLE/WV
Joined: 02/19/08
Posts: 26

February 21st, 2008 - 6:59 PM

I'm your son from the future.

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945

February 21st, 2008 - 7:14 PM

hey splooter bday partner o mine-

why dont you bring the person whos gona make you sploot TO the appointment and be like... hey baby... i got us a room... and just dont say where and make them close their eyes and sneak 'em in and then when youre about to sploot PULL OUT and BLAMO! there's youre paycheck!

eh? yea?

raccoon

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2696

February 21st, 2008 - 7:31 PM

jessbuck_wtf Said:

hey splooter bday partner o mine-

why dont you bring the person whos gona make you sploot TO the appointment and be like... hey baby... i got us a room... and just dont say where and make them close their eyes and sneak 'em in and then when youre about to sploot PULL OUT and BLAMO! there's youre paycheck!

eh? yea?

she might be into that.

molly

Calgary
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 13766

February 21st, 2008 - 7:47 PM

I'm pretty sure they can only contact you if you're okay with it...
they had a whole show on Oprah a few weeks ago about this haha

raccoon

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2696

February 21st, 2008 - 7:55 PM

i pre-ok it to make the big bucks.

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945

February 21st, 2008 - 8:01 PM

im proud of my plan.. i really hope it turns out well... then maybe you can buy her dinner or a cab home after since youll get a paid and all

raccoon

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2696

February 21st, 2008 - 8:35 PM

that girl could be you jessbuck ftw

marriedpunker

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654

February 21st, 2008 - 8:48 PM

use the jerkoff money to buy her dinner? transferring goods or services for a sexual act... wouldn''t that make raccoon a john? that's even hotter.

SERPENT7

THOUSAND OAKS/CA
Joined: 12/14/07
Posts: 1125

February 21st, 2008 - 9:53 PM

marriedpunker Said:

use the jerkoff money to buy her dinner? transferring goods or services for a sexual act... wouldn''t that make raccoon a john? that's even hotter.

I dunno....seems a little pointless to pay someone AFTER you sexz00red 'em!

raccoon

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2696

February 21st, 2008 - 9:54 PM

you always pay after.

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945

February 21st, 2008 - 9:56 PM

raccoon Said:

that girl could be you jessbuck ftw

hahahaha

no thanks but im sure we can find you a taker... it was sweet and romantic of course but im working on becoming a virgin again...

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945

February 21st, 2008 - 10:10 PM

but maybe we can be friends... no makeout though

DONKEY_PUNCH

Borneo
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 28581

February 21st, 2008 - 10:15 PM

how much do they pay for donations

TalkinPonies

OMAHA/NE
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 770

February 21st, 2008 - 11:29 PM

Is their payment system based on quality or quantity?

jessbuck_wtf

NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945

February 21st, 2008 - 11:32 PM

DONKEY_PUNCH Said:

how much do they pay for donations

TalkinPonies Said:

Is their payment system based on quality or quantity?

looks like the bait has hooked us two takers!

hathos

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6222

February 22nd, 2008 - 9:21 AM

I MADE A PRETTY LARGE DONATION LAST NIGHT.

if anyone wants it you'll have to get it out of the green towel. the red one was used to clean up spilled beerz