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Imaginary_Grace
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Posts: 18121
February 25th, 2008 - 8:08 AM

takemelikeaphoto (10:58:38 AM): Youre going to pee your pants when i tel you what i did on Saturday
secretladyshhhh (10:59:24 AM): tell me
takemelikeaphoto (11:00:22 AM): So, I was at a bar on Saturday
takemelikeaphoto (11:00:31 AM): and there was this BANGING dude sitting next to me
takemelikeaphoto (11:00:58 AM): So we started talking
takemelikeaphoto (11:01:16 AM): and at like 8pm, started making out (i was drinking early because there was a band playing first)
secretladyshhhh (11:01:21 AM): lolol
takemelikeaphoto (11:01:25 AM): so, from 8pm, until 5am...I was making out with this guy
secretladyshhhh (11:01:34 AM): hahahaha wtf
takemelikeaphoto (11:01:44 AM): so, at 5am, the bar closes
takemelikeaphoto (11:01:47 AM): and he comes home with me
secretladyshhhh (11:01:54 AM): yeah
takemelikeaphoto (11:02:10 AM): So, we dont boner or anything...we just made out
takemelikeaphoto (11:02:23 AM): and then at like 11am, his DAD calls, and is worried about him
takemelikeaphoto (11:02:24 AM): turns out
takemelikeaphoto (11:02:29 AM): HE IS SIXTEEN YEARS OLD
secretladyshhhh (11:02:42 AM): OH MY GODDDDDD
takemelikeaphoto (11:02:48 AM): hhahahahaahahahah
secretladyshhhh (11:03:11 AM): hahahahaahaha
secretladyshhhh (11:03:12 AM): sucks!!!
secretladyshhhh (11:03:16 AM): i'm callin the cops!


symphony
NORWICH/CT
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7805
February 25th, 2008 - 8:09 AM

OMMGGGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Imaginary_Grace
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Posts: 18121
February 25th, 2008 - 8:10 AM

HE IS A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!


hahahahaha

Talk about the ultimate WOMP WAH!


symphony
NORWICH/CT
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Posts: 7805
February 25th, 2008 - 8:11 AM

yea, did he have a fake ID? did you ask his age?


Imaginary_Grace
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Posts: 18121
February 25th, 2008 - 8:16 AM

Apparently there was an art show before the band played, so he got in at like 4pm and just stayed all night....

I asked him age after I had been kissing him for HOURS, but he told me 18, so I just lol'ed and got over it...And then i lurked his Myspace, and it says he is 16 (which he claims is a JOKE), but his "Carreers" says blah blah blah high school 2005-present

OH GUYS...I HAVE PICTURES


alphadan
SOUTHBURY/CT
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Posts: 9491
February 25th, 2008 - 8:20 AM




marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
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Posts: 654
February 25th, 2008 - 8:21 AM

right now he is sending roughly the same messages to his buddies about the banging 23 year old who took him home and was totally going to nail before his dad cockblocked him.


symphony
NORWICH/CT
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Posts: 7805
February 25th, 2008 - 8:23 AM

pictures, NOW


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2698
February 25th, 2008 - 8:23 AM

HAWT


morta
SAN PEDRO/CA
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Posts: 15250
February 25th, 2008 - 8:23 AM

GOOD JOB


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2698
February 25th, 2008 - 8:24 AM

did he have armpit hair?


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461
February 25th, 2008 - 8:24 AM

nice one gracie. when i was 16 i made out with this 19 year old japanese girl. really changed my whole perception of things.


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 8:25 AM

I feel like if I post pics, I really WILL get arrested


alphadan
SOUTHBURY/CT
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Posts: 9491
February 25th, 2008 - 8:26 AM

Gracie for statutory rape! ;)


symphony
NORWICH/CT
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Posts: 7805
February 25th, 2008 - 8:27 AM

when i was 18, i took a 15yo's V (he was nearly 16) :\


Imaginary_Grace
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Posts: 18121
February 25th, 2008 - 8:32 AM

Eh fuck it....

And yes, I realize now that he looks completely 16...


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2698
February 25th, 2008 - 8:34 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRACIE, I LOOK YOUNG WITHOUT A BEARD BUT JESUS! YOU CAN TELL THAT IS A FACE THAT HAS NO COMPREHENSION OF THE 80'S! HAHAHAHAHAH

HE LOOKS EVEN YOUNGER THAN THAT!


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 8:36 AM

hahahaaha! I WAS DRUNK!!!!


Dude was born in 1991 : [[[[[[[[[[


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 8:37 AM

Also- He doesn't look AS young without the goofy hat

(ok, now i'm just making excuses)


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2461
February 25th, 2008 - 8:41 AM

THEY TOTALLY RAPE THE RAPISTS IN JAIL GRACIE. BE CAREFUL.


Imaginary_Grace
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Posts: 18121
February 25th, 2008 - 8:46 AM

To reiterate...I did NOT TAKE HIS VIRGINITY


morta
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Posts: 15250
February 25th, 2008 - 8:50 AM

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 12 SRSLY


Imaginary_Grace
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Posts: 18121
February 25th, 2008 - 8:57 AM

He doesn't look THAT young!!! WTF!



(worst pic of me, but w/e)

I feel like in that pic he is thinking "dude, I can't WAIT to talk about this in homeroom"


alphadan
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Posts: 9491
February 25th, 2008 - 8:59 AM

WOLFPACK Said:
OH MAN

I was his age in 1991 (10)


Funny, he was born in 1991 (or possibly 92).


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 9:01 AM

His Bday is Dec 4th

Dude JUST turned 16


Frederaly
SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
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Posts: 278
February 25th, 2008 - 9:01 AM

i dont beleive you only made out!!!!!




Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 9:07 AM

Frederaly Said:
i dont beleive you only made out!!!!!



Ok fine, he felt my boob through my shirt, but we slept in our clothes!!!!!

Hahahahaha

FTR- Even if he wasn't 16 or 18, there would have been no bonering. The only reason he came over was to hang, I didn't even expect him to sleep there. (It wasn't just us two..It was a few people that came over)


LSD
WASHINGTON/DC
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Posts: 1884
February 25th, 2008 - 9:15 AM

WOLFPACK Said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH



also, you probably just made this kid's whole year....


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
February 25th, 2008 - 9:16 AM

a 16 year old touched your boob.
bahahaha


Frederaly
SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
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Posts: 278
February 25th, 2008 - 9:17 AM

i almost had the same situation on sat... she just turned like 18 i think.... i thought she was older cuz she had fake boobs.... 2 grand a boob... i wanted to know where she got the money. but i didnt ask that till the next morning.


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2698
February 25th, 2008 - 9:18 AM

GROUP PEDO SEX!!!1

ok, he looks 15 face on, not 12.


raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2698
February 25th, 2008 - 9:25 AM

i am patiently waiting for a girl to turn 18.


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 9:25 AM

NO SECKS!


LSD Said:
WOLFPACK Said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH



also, you probably just made this kid's whole year....


Kid is going to be a legend


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461
February 25th, 2008 - 9:34 AM

raccoon Said:
i am patiently waiting for a girl to turn 18.


really? seems like there are a lot of girls in SF already 18 ... couldn't you use your spare time to hook-up with someone older? i mean i would way rather hook it up with a girl over 25 who knows how to work it.


forkimified
Ottawa
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Posts: 3257
February 25th, 2008 - 9:34 AM

Hey, that kid stole my specific lack of fashion sense!


Frederaly
SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
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Posts: 278
February 25th, 2008 - 9:45 AM

robotsonbabylon Said:
raccoon Said:
i am patiently waiting for a girl to turn 18.


really? seems like there are a lot of girls in SF already 18 ... couldn't you use your spare time to hook-up with someone older? i mean i would way rather hook it up with a girl over 25 who knows how to work it.


no way, youngers better.... you dont gotta worry about about your friends saying.... oh yeah, shes good huh...


remybklyn
BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 915
February 25th, 2008 - 9:51 AM

Righteous Letourneauing, Gracie! At least one of you was around when the Mets one their last world series.


raccoon
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Posts: 2698
February 25th, 2008 - 9:51 AM

robotsonbabylon Said:
raccoon Said:
i am patiently waiting for a girl to turn 18.


really? seems like there are a lot of girls in SF already 18 ... couldn't you use your spare time to hook-up with someone older? i mean i would way rather hook it up with a girl over 25 who knows how to work it.



LOL

i am not waiting like... not actually dating women


i am waiting like, yeah when she is 18 we will most likely have make outz and they will be hot. but i am going to wait till she is 18 to actually find out.

unless of course anything else happens in my life then i will probably just forget. its just comforting to know, as i turn 27 and become an old man, that i can still make out with an 18 year old here and there.


now that i think about it, i might plan on setting one up, one a year for the rest of my life, to continue to prove to myself how hip i am


fastdivide
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Posts: 6738
February 25th, 2008 - 9:55 AM

A+++ WOULD READ AGAIN


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 9:58 AM

remybklyn Said:
Righteous Letourneauing, Gracie! At least one of you was around when the Mets one their last world series.


About 3 dozen people already beat you to the Letournea joke, buster!


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 9:59 AM

I think David Alex is WAY creepier for his "waiting game" than I am...

I was blind to the facts!!!!


robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2461
February 25th, 2008 - 10:01 AM

raccoon Said:
robotsonbabylon Said:
raccoon Said:
i am patiently waiting for a girl to turn 18.


really? seems like there are a lot of girls in SF already 18 ... couldn't you use your spare time to hook-up with someone older? i mean i would way rather hook it up with a girl over 25 who knows how to work it.



LOL

i am not waiting like... not actually dating women


i am waiting like, yeah when she is 18 we will most likely have make outz and they will be hot. but i am going to wait till she is 18 to actually find out.

unless of course anything else happens in my life then i will probably just forget. its just comforting to know, as i turn 27 and become an old man, that i can still make out with an 18 year old here and there.


now that i think about it, i might plan on setting one up, one a year for the rest of my life, to continue to prove to myself how hip i am


HAHA, YEAH I MADE OUT WITH THIS 19 YEAR OLD GIRL IN MY HOT TUB RECENTLY. IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME I GUESS. MADE ME FEEL KINDA CREEP THOUGH. BUT SHE WAS ALREADY IN THE HOT TUB WHEN I FOUND OUT, LIKE I WAS NOT GONNA MAKE OUT.


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 10:06 AM

Yeah, you guys are for sure more creepy than I am on this one...

I should have KNOWN he was a child when he kept telling me how cool it was that I had my own place...

Oh, and when I kept having to order his drinks for him at the bar


thecabbler
sudbury
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Posts: 1204
February 25th, 2008 - 10:19 AM

dude you should probably move to canada...and you can make out with all the 16 yeard old boys you want


robotsonbabylon
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February 25th, 2008 - 10:24 AM

Imaginary_Grace Said:

he kept telling me how cool it was that I had my own place...


OMG BUT THAT IS SOOOOOOO COOL!!!! I BET YOU CAN DRINK ALL THE SUNNY D YOU WANT TO WHENEVER!!!!


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
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Posts: 654
February 25th, 2008 - 10:26 AM

Imaginary_Grace Said:
Yeah, you guys are for sure more creepy than I am on this one...

I should have KNOWN he was a child when he kept telling me how cool it was that I had my own place...

Oh, and when I kept having to order his drinks for him at the bar


"wow, i can't wait until i get out of high school to get my own place too! what's it like not having a curfew?"


cat_scat
FAYETTEVILLE/AR
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February 25th, 2008 - 10:31 AM

I'll be your 16 year old.


Imaginary_Grace
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February 25th, 2008 - 11:04 AM

cat_scat Said:
I'll be your 16 year old.


You're too old for me, j8k


cat_scat
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Posts: 1496
February 25th, 2008 - 11:31 AM

It is a cruel, cruel world.


rolandrapture
POUGHKEEPSIE/NY
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Posts: 505
February 25th, 2008 - 11:34 AM

hey.gracie.i'm.19.

SUP?


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