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burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 8:43 AM

(with some coco powder and a little bit of half&half)

i am ready for the gym now

undeniably

ACTON/MA
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March 16th, 2008 - 8:48 AM

dude that's like calling obama african-american.

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
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March 16th, 2008 - 8:51 AM

GAY

CMRuiz

SEATTLE/WA
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March 16th, 2008 - 8:52 AM

i only drink it blk

robotsonbabylon

SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2461

March 16th, 2008 - 9:07 AM

I AM DRINKIN BLACK COFFEE, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU MISSED THE POINT RE: BLACK.

noahsark

Østfold
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Posts: 3137

March 16th, 2008 - 10:45 AM

mine is saturated with condensed milk, delicious!

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 10:48 AM

I want some black coffee f'reals. I made a whole pot last night before I went out but then forgot to have any before I left the house, and now someone else drank it all. Don't tease me with your black coffee lies.

undeniably

ACTON/MA
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March 16th, 2008 - 10:52 AM

is it still hip to drink black coffee? or is it supplanted by yerba mate or something.

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 10:56 AM

I had some yerba mate soda and it tasted like carbonated hay.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
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March 16th, 2008 - 10:58 AM

i believe once the half and half enters the equation it can no longer be considered "black" coffee

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:03 AM

I just like black coffee because its simple bitterness fits in well with my general outlook on life and it keeps me up so I don't have to drive home in the rain at 4 am with car stereo blasting the first CD I find (whatever it was last night it's still in there because I couldn't find the eject button when I got back) so I don't veer off into a ditch.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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Posts: 11423

March 16th, 2008 - 11:06 AM

HAI GUYS
BACK FROM THE GYM

AND THNX I KNOW WHAT BLACK COFFEE IS.

robotsonbabylon Said:

I AM DRINKIN BLACK COFFEE, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU MISSED THE POINT RE: BLACK.

AND SOME OF YOU MISSED THE JOKE & BLACK FLAG REFERENCE! HUZZAH!

gravytrain009 Said:

I had some yerba mate soda and it tasted like carbonated hay.

I LOVE YERBA MATE BUT THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT TASTES EXACTLY LIKE I WOULD IMAGINE

GUAYAKI MAKES A NICE YERBA MATE/ORANGE PEEL TEA THAT IS DA BOMB

undeniably

ACTON/MA
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:07 AM

it is carbonated hay. or uncarbonated, sometimes.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:09 AM

your cap's lock seems to be broken

Shame

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March 16th, 2008 - 11:11 AM

carbonated hay... love that taste. i think coffee is ridiculous. i don't drink coffee for MANY reasons, to name a few - GLOBALLY, if you live in anything other than a goodamn hut you have a coffee maker of some kind (really what kind of world is this?) ECOnomically, I haven't researched this because I'm one of "those" cunts (am I the only one who says cunt these days?! BRING BACK THE CUNT!), but without some fascist trivia about "how much coffee was blah blah blah" I can confidently say that coffee and all you wired bastards that drink coffee is DESTROYING OUR PLANET! no, not really. but really coffee? just do crank, you will be a cleaner person in the long run... and thirdly DESSERT, dude the frothy frilly fucking crap that coffee has become (I understand this is about black coffee, I am trying to illustrate a point damnit!) is an absolute outrage! Damn the Man!

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:14 AM

ghostsandvodka Said:

your cap's lock seems to be broken

WELCOME TO MOC

WE TYPE IN CAPS HERE AT TIMES WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

Shame

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Posts: 13

March 16th, 2008 - 11:14 AM

I hate grammar almost as much as I hate coffee... So much disappointment...

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:20 AM

burning_monk Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

your cap's lock seems to be broken

WELCOME TO MOC

WE TYPE IN CAPS HERE AT TIMES WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

THANK YOU FOR THE WARM WELCOME, I WILL TRY THIS "TYPING IN CAPS"
ALTHOUGH I THINK IT IS A BREACH OF PROPER FOURM ETIQUETTE FOR THE SHEER FACT THAT IT APPEARS THAT I'M YELLING, HOWEVER, I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT AND ACCEPT THAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE FORM OF COMMUNICATION.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:20 AM

I ALMOST WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID

ALMOST

BUT INSTEAD I WILL ASK THIS:
THAT'S NOT REALLY YOUR BUTT IS IT

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
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Posts: 5187

March 16th, 2008 - 11:21 AM

undeniably Said:

it is carbonated hay. or uncarbonated, sometimes.

I am glad I wasn't just imagining this. I didn't think it was terrible or anything, but $3.50 for sweetened hay taste (this was from the school convenience store) was a little much.

If I had some energy I would go make another pot of coffee just because all I have had for the past month that I didn't buy in a coffee shop has been coffee made from those little pod things or potentially ancient stuff that was already ground packed into a little cup that fits into the slot for one of those pod things. I am not really particular and will drink most coffee or tea as long as it doesn't have sugar mixed in, but that stuff comes out weird. The color is all wrong and there is always this weird film on the surface.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:22 AM

ghostsandvodka Said:

burning_monk Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

your cap's lock seems to be broken

WELCOME TO MOC

WE TYPE IN CAPS HERE AT TIMES WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

THANK YOU FOR THE WARM WELCOME, I WILL TRY THIS "TYPING IN CAPS"
ALTHOUGH I THINK IT IS A BREACH OF PROPER FOURM ETIQUETTE FOR THE SHEER FACT THAT IT APPEARS THAT I'M YELLING, HOWEVER, I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT AND ACCEPT THAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE FORM OF COMMUNICATION.

I WOULD NOT STEER YOU WRONG

WE DO NOT TAKE IT AS YELLING HERE UNLESS THE PERSON IS SHOWING OBVIOUS SIGNS OF UMAD IN THEIR COMMENTS

Shame

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Posts: 13

March 16th, 2008 - 11:24 AM

burning_monk Said:

I ALMOST WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID

ALMOST

BUT INSTEAD I WILL ASK THIS:
THAT'S NOT REALLY YOUR BUTT IS IT

we all understand that caps is your right. we are all created equal in the image of MOC, but seriously...
geeze, im gonna answer your question with a question, is that really your cock?

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:24 AM

ALL THIS TALK MAKES ME WANT MORE COFFEE

ME THINKS A BARNES AND NOBLE CAFE TRIP IS IN THE MAKING

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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Posts: 11423

March 16th, 2008 - 11:26 AM

YES IT IS MY COCK AND THOSE ARE MY PANTS

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
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Posts: 1956

March 16th, 2008 - 11:26 AM

burning_monk Said:

ALL THIS TALK MAKES ME WANT MORE COFFEE

ME THINKS A BARNES AND NOBLE CAFE TRIP IS IN THE MAKING

I GET 30% OFF EVERYTHING AND BARNES AND NOBLE
MAYBE I SHOULD GET CHEAP COFFEE TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
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Posts: 5187

March 16th, 2008 - 11:29 AM

burning_monk Said:

I ALMOST WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID

ALMOST

BUT INSTEAD I WILL ASK THIS:
THAT'S NOT REALLY YOUR BUTT IS IT

I thought you were talking about ghostsandvodka at first and was wondering where you saw his butt.

Shame

Joined: 03/16/08
Posts: 13

March 16th, 2008 - 11:30 AM

burning_monk Said:

YES IT IS MY COCK AND THOSE ARE MY PANTS

yes it is my butt and that is my headband. fuck barnes and noble

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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Posts: 11423

March 16th, 2008 - 11:31 AM

I GET UH..SHIT WHAT IS THE MEMBERSHIP GET ME? 10% OFF? 15%? I DON'T KNOW BUT I GET THE DISCOUNT. I AM THERE ALMOST EVER DAY AND BUY WAY TOO MANY BOOKS. GRANTED IT'S NO 30% BUT EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.

30% = EMPLOYEE?

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
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Posts: 1956

March 16th, 2008 - 11:32 AM

gravytrain009 Said:

burning_monk Said:

I ALMOST WANT TO ASK YOU WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID

ALMOST

BUT INSTEAD I WILL ASK THIS:
THAT'S NOT REALLY YOUR BUTT IS IT

I thought you were talking about ghostsandvodka at first and was wondering where you saw his butt.

i was thinking the exact same thing, and for a moment considered that he may be having a hard time distinguishing my face from a butt, but seeing as how that's not the case, everything is ok

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:33 AM

gravytrain009 Said:

I thought you were talking about ghostsandvodka at first and was wondering where you saw his butt.

IN MUH DREAMZ

Shame Said:

burning_monk Said:

YES IT IS MY COCK AND THOSE ARE MY PANTS

yes it is my butt and that is my headband. fuck barnes and noble

HOT
BTW I SENSE MUCH ANGER IN YOU

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
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Posts: 1956

March 16th, 2008 - 11:33 AM

burning_monk Said:

I GET UH..SHIT WHAT IS THE MEMBERSHIP GET ME? 10% OFF? 15%? I DON'T KNOW BUT I GET THE DISCOUNT. I AM THERE ALMOST EVER DAY AND BUY WAY TOO MANY BOOKS. GRANTED IT'S NO 30% BUT EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.

30% = EMPLOYEE?

i'm a manager at a gamestop, and for some reason we get 30% off at barnes and noble.

Shame

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March 16th, 2008 - 11:33 AM

burning_monk Said:

I GET UH..SHIT WHAT IS THE MEMBERSHIP GET ME? 10% OFF? 15%? I DON'T KNOW BUT I GET THE DISCOUNT. I AM THERE ALMOST EVER DAY AND BUY WAY TOO MANY BOOKS. GRANTED IT'S NO 30% BUT EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS.

30% = EMPLOYEE?

support your local bookstore. save a baby kitten. all that money going back into the corporate meatgrinder?!?!

Shame

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Posts: 13

March 16th, 2008 - 11:36 AM

burning_monk Said:

gravytrain009 Said:

I thought you were talking about ghostsandvodka at first and was wondering where you saw his butt.

IN MUH DREAMZ

Shame Said:

burning_monk Said:

YES IT IS MY COCK AND THOSE ARE MY PANTS

yes it is my butt and that is my headband. fuck barnes and noble

HOT
BTW I SENSE MUCH ANGER IN YOU

eh i have to work on fucking st. patricks day (i don't care, holidays are overrated), im a bit hungover, other than that i would say that yeah i am an angry person. don't try to talk me out of it.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:37 AM

Shame Said:

support your local bookstore. save a baby kitten. all that money going back into the corporate meatgrinder?!?!

MY LOCAL BOOKSTORE (AND I THINK THE ONLY ONE FOR MILES AND MILES AROUND) IS A DUMP. ALSO, THEY HAVE NO CAFE. WHICH MEANS NO COFFEE AS I LOOK THROUGH MAGAZINES I WOULD NEVER BUY. ALSO, I HAVE SAVED A KITTEN. ALSO, I BOYCOTT OTHER MORE NEFARIOUS CORP MEATGRINDERS THAN BARNES/NOBLE.

Shame

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March 16th, 2008 - 11:42 AM

burning_monk Said:

Shame Said:

support your local bookstore. save a baby kitten. all that money going back into the corporate meatgrinder?!?!

MY LOCAL BOOKSTORE (AND I THINK THE ONLY ONE FOR MILES AND MILES AROUND) IS A DUMP. ALSO, THEY HAVE NO CAFE. WHICH MEANS NO COFFEE AS I LOOK THROUGH MAGAZINES I WOULD NEVER BUY. ALSO, I HAVE SAVED A KITTEN. ALSO, I BOYCOTT OTHER MORE NEFARIOUS CORP MEATGRINDERS THAN BARNES/NOBLE.

ALSO the least nefarious corporate meatgrinder could be barnes and noble. ALSO im just pleased to peas we have some avid readers in the hizzy. ALSO if i had a kitten his name would be matador. ALSO where is miles and miles around? ALSO we previously discussed my personal disdain for coffee. ALSO i like some zines, never subscribe.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:54 AM

miles and miles around is the hell that is nj

a veritable cultural wasteland

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:54 AM

(small caps for getting serious)

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
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March 16th, 2008 - 11:56 AM

internet is serious business

youknow

BROOKLYN/NY
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March 16th, 2008 - 3:06 PM

why would you publically display your ass like that

GETYOURDICKOUTO

SAN PEDRO/CA
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March 16th, 2008 - 3:52 PM

I SMELL HIPPIE.

-H

undeniably

ACTON/MA
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March 16th, 2008 - 7:10 PM

Shame Said:

ALSO the least nefarious corporate meatgrinder could be barnes and noble. ALSO im just pleased to peas we have some avid readers in the hizzy. ALSO if i had a kitten his name would be matador. ALSO where is miles and miles around? ALSO we previously discussed my personal disdain for coffee. ALSO i like some zines, never subscribe.

there are avid internet readers here. i don't know about books, if that's what you're implying.