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BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5186

March 29th, 2008 - 2:05 PM

I was going to threadjack Eliza's one about her friend, but I figured I could just start a new one. I am curious about your experiences with you or your friends puking on shit. I have never managed to get drunk to the point of vomiting, but I have seen various friends (lightweights mostly) have this problem. Anecdotes please.

raccoon

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2696

March 29th, 2008 - 2:43 PM

a girl threw up in my disrobed lap.

it was not good.

i threw her out.

weirdfishes

vancouver
Joined: 03/16/08
Posts: 431

March 29th, 2008 - 2:50 PM

one time at my friends party i drank so much and alot of it was mixed which was soooo stupid
and all i did that whole night ws puke like 430984209842 times and cry
and she had to clean it up ahhaha what a good friend

dontlosehope

LAS VEGAS/NV
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7981

March 29th, 2008 - 2:52 PM

i was so drunk once i opened my friends car door while they were driving so i could barf and almost fell out. Then they dropped me off at my house and i crawled to my door.
That's what they said? I still don't believe it fully. Other than that instance, i usually pretended to be drunk so that i didn't have to drink anymore. I was smart enough at 15 to just pretend and then wake up alive and ready for school as vibrant as ever.

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5186

March 29th, 2008 - 3:40 PM

last night this guy called me and told me a girl had puked on his couch the night before, but then he said she puked into a plastic bag which is not at all the same thing

elizaelectric

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 07/05/07
Posts: 3961

March 29th, 2008 - 4:06 PM

raccoon Said:

a girl threw up in my disrobed lap.

it was not good.

i threw her out.

i almost threw up in this situation, but i wasn't a drunk bitch so i ran to the bathroom and successfully threw up only in the toilet.
it is a rarity that i will throw up but when i do i am spectacular in making sure its only in the toilet.

undeniably

ACTON/MA
Joined: 03/01/08
Posts: 243

March 29th, 2008 - 4:18 PM

i've never puked from drinking, but i've done some pretty sweet motion sickness-related pukes... i remember being in the passenger seat of my friend's van really early one morning and we were driving along the highway and all of a sudden i just felt the urge to puke coming over me... so i rolled down the window and totally did an elementary school style schoolbus vomit out the window onto the cars behind us and spraying it into the backseat over my other friend.

as for girls barfing on me, i've managed to avoid that by not sleeping with girls who were only semi-conscious.

LoveForSale000

FORT LAUDERDALE/FL
Joined: 03/09/08
Posts: 710

March 29th, 2008 - 4:20 PM

Once I drank an entire bottle of Patron and did the inevitable.
Messy, messy, messy.

yoghurt_weaver

Shrewsbury oii!
Joined: 03/27/08
Posts: 40

March 29th, 2008 - 7:16 PM

I threw up all over my friends and bed when I was supposed to be a good hostess. It did not go well; I fell asleep in said vomit, while my mum had to sober up my friends so they could leave. I then woke up and rang them three times wondering where the hell they' gone and had to deal with the mess of olives, duct tape and sick.
They still won't let me live it down.

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

March 29th, 2008 - 7:34 PM

as an ex fratboy, i have about a million of these.

including one where a chick barfed on my stairs and then stopped breathing. that was a fun one.
don't mix booze and prescription anti depressants kiddos.

undeniably

ACTON/MA
Joined: 03/01/08
Posts: 243

March 29th, 2008 - 8:06 PM

beardofdoom Said:

as an ex fratboy, i have about a million of these.

including one where a chick barfed on my stairs and then stopped breathing. that was a fun one.
don't mix booze and prescription anti depressants kiddos.

you were a fratboy?

and i drink all the time and i'm on multiple antidepressants. i think the real lesson there is "don't drink like an idiot".

Frederaly

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
Joined: 02/12/08
Posts: 278

March 29th, 2008 - 8:13 PM

yoghurt_weaver Said:

I threw up all over my friends and bed when I was supposed to be a good hostess. It did not go well; I fell asleep in said vomit, while my mum had to sober up my friends so they could leave. I then woke up and rang them three times wondering where the hell they' gone and had to deal with the mess of olives, duct tape and sick.
They still won't let me live it down.

duct tape???

i think the worst vomit action i had was this party in Chico, CA..... i was passed out calling dino's on some lawn and this girl kept trying to make out with me, even after she was helping me ralph....... it was weird for me..... she wasnt pretty!

SERPENT7

THOUSAND OAKS/CA
Joined: 12/14/07
Posts: 1125

March 29th, 2008 - 8:22 PM

One of my Navy buddies got so drunk he s**t all over him self in the shower.

Another time I was in Yakuska, Japan, and ate some funky deep fried squid ball which did not sit well in my EXTREMELY empty belly. It came back up rather sooner than expected. The funny part here is that I am running around a submarine looking for a head (bathroom), while trying to hold the vomit down, 'cuz all the stalls were taken!

yoghurt_weaver

Shrewsbury oii!
Joined: 03/27/08
Posts: 40

March 29th, 2008 - 8:43 PM

Frederaly Said:

yoghurt_weaver Said:

I threw up all over my friends and bed when I was supposed to be a good hostess. It did not go well; I fell asleep in said vomit, while my mum had to sober up my friends so they could leave. I then woke up and rang them three times wondering where the hell they' gone and had to deal with the mess of olives, duct tape and sick.
They still won't let me live it down.

duct tape???

i think the worst vomit action i had was this party in Chico, CA..... i was passed out calling dino's on some lawn and this girl kept trying to make out with me, even after she was helping me ralph....... it was weird for me..... she wasnt pretty!

yeah, they taped me to my chair at one point. :|
drunk on a submarine sounds hellish.

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

March 29th, 2008 - 8:49 PM

SERPENT7 Said:

One of my Navy buddies got so drunk he s**t all over him self in the shower.

Another time I was in Yakuska, Japan, and ate some funky deep fried squid ball which did not sit well in my EXTREMELY empty belly. It came back up rather sooner than expected. The funny part here is that I am running around a submarine looking for a head (bathroom), while trying to hold the vomit down, 'cuz all the stalls were taken!

wait, you were a submariner?

my bro is a lt sub nuc on the uss dallas.

innocentlust

ALBANY/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2034

March 29th, 2008 - 8:52 PM

- I drank waaay too much and didn't eat anything before the nyc moc meet and I ended up puking all over a table, which Erik and Dan cleaned up. Yay them!
- One of my suitemates who can't hold her liqour to save her life ended up puking on the bus on the way home from going out one night and it was a packed bus which meant she got puke on a bunch of people. Now she's known as the girl who puked on the bus and she's is kinda proud of it.
- Same suitemate ended up puking on the rug in her room one night to fight off the advances of a creepy boy, so puking was her way of self defense.

innocentlust

ALBANY/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2034

March 29th, 2008 - 8:55 PM

- Oh and once my friend bought up a bottle of vodka as a thank you present for letting her crash for the weekend and I ended up drinking pretty much all of that and smoked a pack of cigarettes which I don't do when sober and I puked but it was one of those I know I'm going to puke so I put my hair up and walked to the bathroom and puked.

tiphaknee

MADISON/WI
Joined: 01/24/08
Posts: 13

March 29th, 2008 - 9:03 PM

one time at a friends party, my friend jake and this drunk slut snuck away to his car for a quick blowjob.. but then he ran back quickly, freaking out, asking everyone if there was puke on his crotch.. i went to the car, and the girl was there, telling me about how she can't find her underwear, and she went too far down on him and puked all over his dick. har har.

also, a few years back at a week long festival, one drunken night, i was heading back to my camper to go sleep, and just as i opened the door, i heard my friends van door fly open, as he rushed to go puke, projectile form, out the door. he obviously didn't remember it in the morning, as he stepped right into it.

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

March 29th, 2008 - 9:07 PM

i was the dd for my brother's bachelor party. he got really drunk really fast so i had to take him home early. he says he doesn't feel well, so i pull over into a parking lot to let him sit for a minute. as i'm standing there i whip out the phone to call my girl back in atlanta. i get her voicemail:
"hey baby, just coming home from the bachelor party and had a spare minute, thought i'd call and see how you were doing ... *sound of my brother puking LOUDLY*.... corey says hi,"

CMRuiz

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7920

March 29th, 2008 - 10:42 PM

my gf got rly drunk this month and turned all lesbian and puked in the cab on the way home which costed an extra $100.00

sucked so bad. i had to ask my father for cash to cover the bill :c

get_in_the_van

PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1675

March 29th, 2008 - 10:47 PM

raccoon Said:

a girl threw up in my disrobed lap.

it was not good.

i threw her out.

MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE SOME REALLY GROSS JUNK.

I didn't really just say that.
Goodnight, everybody.

TheaterGeek

HAMPTON/GA
Joined: 07/15/07
Posts: 26

March 29th, 2008 - 10:48 PM

at a local show two weeks ago this girl threw up right in the middle of a mass of jumping people. then was carried outside and was forced to wait n the car.
cleared the floor.
good stuff.

whoopsmak

MINNEAPOLIS/MN
Joined: 05/18/07
Posts: 1592

March 29th, 2008 - 11:09 PM

ONE IN-HOLE

ONE OUT-HOLE

NO MIXING IT UP

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5186

March 30th, 2008 - 12:16 AM

The last time I had an epic puke was in elementary school. I was sick, but my mom was stuck at work, so I hung out in the nurse's office until the end of the day and then my friends' mom, who was also the nurse, was going to take me back to their house until my mom could get there. As we were pulling out of the parking lot I barfed all over the back seat. I can still remember the way my friends Tim and Pete were looking on with horror while pressed up against the opposite side of the car.

jubs

SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4976

March 30th, 2008 - 12:39 AM

raccoon Said:

a girl
i threw her out.

pics?

Frederaly

SOUTH LAKE TAHOE/CA
Joined: 02/12/08
Posts: 278

March 30th, 2008 - 12:56 AM

jubs Said:

raccoon Said:

a girl
i threw her out.

pics?

jubs

SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4976

March 30th, 2008 - 10:50 AM

my first/last drunk puke was in a sink. merlot + vodka + oe + rolling rock + jalapeno pizza

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5186

March 30th, 2008 - 10:59 AM

there was one point at the meet where I felt like I was going to barf, but that was because I hadn't eaten anything in about 10 hours.

rooney217

GRAND PRAIRIE/TX
Joined: 12/28/07
Posts: 56

March 30th, 2008 - 11:34 AM

i've just had one when i was in fourth grade and i was sick...i had a sub and asked if i could go to the restroom. she said no and i threw up all over the bookcase..i was like i dont need to go anymore...she made me clean it up

raccoon

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2696

March 30th, 2008 - 12:31 PM

Frederaly Said:

jubs Said:

raccoon Said:

a girl
i threw her out.

pics?

of what?

and we were both sober thanks.

jubs

SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4976

March 30th, 2008 - 1:26 PM

the girl.
also, u threw out a warm vagina in ur right mind.

thecabbler

sudbury
Joined: 02/19/08
Posts: 1204

March 30th, 2008 - 1:31 PM

jubs Said:

the girl.
also, u threw out a warm vagina in ur right mind.

ding ding ding
i think i've already shared my comit story with the board but here is another... my cousin lance drank a heck of a lot of vodka and projectile vomitted about 15 feet..ish...from a sitting position.

Cynthia

Montréal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2697

March 30th, 2008 - 1:34 PM

I threw up from alcohol 3 times in my entire life.

One of them was a week ago. To tell you the truth, I don't really remember it... but i know my friend's scarf was soiled and I woke up with drawings all over my body.

kadir

STUDIO CITY/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 31

March 30th, 2008 - 2:28 PM

Whilst throwing up, I like to have conversations or tell stories.

Usually makes for a good time.
+ I usually get back to drinking.

beardofdoom

SEMINOLE/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2709

March 30th, 2008 - 3:23 PM

undeniably Said:

beardofdoom Said:

as an ex fratboy, i have about a million of these.

you were a fratboy?

yup. i was even vice president of my fraternity. and house manager, and risk manager.
and party DJ (C Monster).

and now, i've somehow become a legend. last time i went back there i totally accidentally blindsided this kid cause i wasn't watching where i was going. never met him before, and it was totally my fault, and he went "sorry cary" and backed off.

jubs

SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4976

March 30th, 2008 - 10:12 PM

damn i need to do some living.