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Joined: 05/12/08
Posts: 17

May 14th, 2008 - 9:35 PM

I've been doing too much regretting lately

Dear past isabel.
Okay firstly, don't ever start wearing homemade clothes at the start of high school, everyone think's you're weirdo and doesn't talk to you for two years. Be brave and don't hurt people just because your hurt. When you go away, write to a boy back home every day and don't screw over someone who loved you at your very worst.
Also, cast Scartett Johansson and Bill Murray in movie about being oursiders in Japan. Yeah, I know it sounds boring but just do it.

todger

HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
Joined: 11/14/07
Posts: 2478

May 14th, 2008 - 9:38 PM

dear todge jr.,

consume a large dose of mescaline and jump off a cliff

call_me_dots

Joined: 05/12/08
Posts: 17

May 14th, 2008 - 9:43 PM

well...I guess that would funny if it wasn't spectacularly depressing

DONKEY_PUNCH

Borneo
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 28581

May 14th, 2008 - 9:48 PM

Didn't the Toltecs perform slightly similar exercises?

jubs

SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4979

May 14th, 2008 - 9:53 PM

dear baby jubs,
move to australia and fuck every black haired girl, just to be safe.
love,
fyoocha jubs

ps: its a continent and a country!

call_me_dots

Joined: 05/12/08
Posts: 17

May 14th, 2008 - 10:03 PM

DONKEY_PUNCH Said:

Didn't the Toltecs perform slightly similar exercises?

I'm not a toltecs so I wouldn't know

call_me_dots

Joined: 05/12/08
Posts: 17

May 14th, 2008 - 10:04 PM

jubs Said:

dear baby jubs,
move to australia and fuck every black haired girl, just to be safe.
love,
fyoocha jubs

ps: its a continent and a country!

fuck! he knows I have black hair and that I'm australian! buuuuurn!

jubs

SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4979

May 14th, 2008 - 10:24 PM

least u dont have grey hair. that would mean i did it wrong.

theryan

BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072

May 14th, 2008 - 10:28 PM

dear ryan,

don't leave them in the car.

i love you

get_in_the_van

PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1678

May 14th, 2008 - 10:41 PM

Brittany,
Invent YouTube.
Stay away from emo music.
Don't buy those pastel plaid chucks. You'll never wear them.

drunkenough

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5473

May 15th, 2008 - 7:01 AM

dear teenage katy, dont binge drink every night for the next few years of your life, and then go get mexican food the day after. this will make you fat. no one will like you then. you;ll have no friends.
-future katy

xleighxcorex

WINCHESTER/VA
Joined: 11/20/07
Posts: 3886

May 15th, 2008 - 7:31 AM

Past Leigh,

Learn to play flute NOW so you can join an orchestra LATER.
Join the track team.
Realize that your mother is not perfect and be more independent.
Get a job coz college is NOT CHEAP.

Forget everything I just said and become famous for something easy so you can be rich.

xo
Future Leigh

innocentlust

ALBANY/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2035

May 15th, 2008 - 7:48 AM

Dear Sunny,

innocentlust

ALBANY/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2035

May 15th, 2008 - 7:49 AM

Dear Sunny,
You shouldn't slap that gypsy in front of her cop boyfriend.
Love Sunny
p.s. make more team sunny shirts it's a hot fucking commodity now.

el_Uste

JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386

May 15th, 2008 - 8:12 AM

Dear teenage el_Uste,

Don't trust anyone over 30. Including 30 year-old el_Uste.

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8820

May 15th, 2008 - 9:17 AM

Dear former self:

Please for the love of god do as many drugs as you can get your pudgy little fingers on. Seriously, there's no fucking point in paying any attention during the next 15 years. It's all a fucking blur to me and I was sober for 99% of it anyway. Stop hanging out with your straightedge friends, find a dealer and fry your brains as soon as possible so neither of us have to face the horrors that await us with clear heads and healthy livers.

Also, don't be a fucking pussy. Man up and set that goddamn fire when you're 13. It's an investment we'll cherish for a lifetime.

With probably more loathing than you realize,

You.

PS - Fuck that chick from Denny's when you're 16. Who cares that she's a coked up goth with bad teeth? Lower your standards you elitist prick.

DRAGONFYRE

ENCINO/CA
Joined: 04/26/08
Posts: 138

May 15th, 2008 - 1:57 PM

Dear Molly,
Have lots of secks in HS. (But use protection!!!!)

Don't study too hard. If you get a's or c's you still get into the same college. (the only one you liked, and could AFFORD)

TRY out for the team. Not trying is laaaame.

Learn to draw, and practice all the time. You will like it lots.

call_me_dots

Joined: 05/12/08
Posts: 17

May 15th, 2008 - 7:58 PM

P.S do you know mad max?

girlnamedbrigid

SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3026

May 15th, 2008 - 8:02 PM

hello brad paisley song.

vanusempty

HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3935

May 15th, 2008 - 8:18 PM

Dear Young Meri,
Do everything exactly as you want to do it. As long as you do want you feel is right, everything will turn out wonderful and you'll be really happy when you grow up. Make sure you don't waste your time regretting any decisions that may or may not have been out of your control, cause that's a waste of time. You know that every little thing you endure makes you who you are today, which is me. Uh... yeah. Always be grateful for what you have. Of course, you already know all this. Just keep doing what you're doing.
Older Meri

CMRuiz

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7920

May 16th, 2008 - 8:21 AM

dear carlitos

make sure you don't throw away all your marvel/xmen trading cards when you are 7. they're big bucks now.

from yourself

SSION1984

OMAHA/NE
Joined: 02/19/08
Posts: 295

May 16th, 2008 - 6:16 PM

Dear whoever I was at whatever point:

Don't eat food. Don't ever apologize for other people or to anyone. Even if you should be sorry - don't be. You don't need the guilt... it will just stress you out more. Talk to someone before you mutilate yourself. Run away more often. Walk out of your door once in a while, even if you feel like laying underneath sheets for 3 days in a row. Never give up any of your dreams even if your parents think you're crazy. Stop caring what other people think. It's okay that you're not normal. Just smile and ignore people - you will save yourself from a lot of heartbreak. Forgive stupid and angry people - especially if they treat you badly.

From someone you hopefully don't hate.

idunnolols

CORONA/CA
Joined: 12/01/07
Posts: 3504

May 16th, 2008 - 6:32 PM

Nadbash Said:

Dear former self:

Please for the love of god do as many drugs as you can get your pudgy little fingers on. Seriously, there's no fucking point in paying any attention during the next 15 years. It's all a fucking blur to me and I was sober for 99% of it anyway. Stop hanging out with your straightedge friends, find a dealer and fry your brains as soon as possible so neither of us have to face the horrors that await us with clear heads and healthy livers.

Also, don't be a fucking pussy. Man up and set that goddamn fire when you're 13. It's an investment we'll cherish for a lifetime.

With probably more loathing than you realize,

You.

PS - Fuck that chick from Denny's when you're 16. Who cares that she's a coked up goth with bad teeth? Lower your standards you elitist prick.

when yer onceuponaself gets that.. just fowards it to me... and put a lil ps at the bottom that says "no one gives up the ass till 2002... but its sooooo worth it.. so please dont hit her with a vodka bottle"

Dandelions

SACRAMENTO/CA
Joined: 05/11/08
Posts: 137

May 16th, 2008 - 7:21 PM

Dear Addie,
1. Go ahead and date Andrew, and don't think about changing anything that's going to happen anyways. You'll learn more from that experience than anything else in your teenage life including that its cool to finally acknowledge the fact that you're a lesbian. But screw Aeryn, he'll just waste your time, confuse you, and ultimately hurt you. Plus he's an emo fag.
2. Don't try so hard in high school. You'll just get to the end of your senior year, clutching your pathetic honor roll papers, with the realization that the California education system has anally raped you.

deadiwellmaybe

KANSAS CITY/MO
Joined: 12/31/07
Posts: 248

May 16th, 2008 - 7:29 PM

dear curtis,

have fun man. i know you feel like a loser now but you're gonna get out of that shit hole town and life is going to get a lot better. as soon as you stop jerking off 4 times a day and start actually talking to girls you'll get laid. stay in touch with your friends and family. i know it feels like you're the only one trying but it's worth it.

Love you, curtis

p.s.- mom doesn't know what she's talking about. you still smoke weed everyday and you're doing fine.

sleepyzombie

SPRINGFIELD/MA
Joined: 07/09/07
Posts: 965

May 16th, 2008 - 7:52 PM

Dear Young Emily,

Don't get too attached to Dad, He'll jet when you're about 13 or 14 with a Thai chick that uses hooked on phonics. Get on the good side of Mom, I wish she was more on my side now. Deal with her boyfriend, he's an ass but it turns out ok in the long run. Make a lot of friends in grade school and cheer up in middle school, it could have been worse. Grades don't even matter, your going to a community college, and even though you'll get crappy grades till junior year don't stress out about it. Your taste in music is horrible but it evolves into better stuff.

When Kevin comes around stop being shy and kiss the kid, you'll be so much happier if you do rather than waste 6 months. And when you get back to Southwick really try to stay with your friends, and go to Azaria right a way.

Don't get a job at Big Y, it is hell, find somewhere better.
Start smoking earlier, you got happier when you started.
Don't try to kill yourself, and stop thinking about it.

You're not a lesbian, I promise, it was only that one time, maybe bi, but not a lesbian.

Lastly stand up for yourself more. Speak out and try and put yourself out there.
BE CONFIDENT! It makes things so much better even though your fat.
:D
have more fun!

Love Future Emily

(P.S. if you start going crazy and hear voices and think about crows constantly you did something wrong)

morta

SAN PEDRO/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 15250

May 16th, 2008 - 7:56 PM

LOL AT THIS THREAD. EXCEPT FOR NADBASH.

cat_scat

FAYETTEVILLE/AR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1496

May 16th, 2008 - 8:37 PM

Dear you, (You won't get that reference yet.)

Do not steal that Atom Heart Mother cd. It sucks anyway.

Love, Jake

CMRuiz

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7920

May 17th, 2008 - 7:28 AM

Dandelions Said:

Dear Addie,
1. Go ahead and date Andrew, and don't think about changing anything that's going to happen anyways. You'll learn more from that experience than anything else in your teenage life including that its cool to finally acknowledge the fact that you're a lesbian. But screw Aeryn, he'll just waste your time, confuse you, and ultimately hurt you. Plus he's an emo fag.
2. Don't try so hard in high school. You'll just get to the end of your senior year, clutching your pathetic honor roll papers, with the realization that the California education system has anally raped you.

algorithm

RICHMOND/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 9742

May 17th, 2008 - 7:30 AM

Dear ShitCunt,

You're a fuck up. you fuck things up. it is what you are good at. you may as well create as much shit as possible and revel in the fact that you can bring others down with you.

Thanks,
Management.

silencebeckons

SPARKS GLENCOE/MD
Joined: 10/21/07
Posts: 13

May 17th, 2008 - 5:29 PM

Dear Younger Version of Myself,

You're really annoying and immature.
You should eat less and walk more.
You should be friends with just and some other chill kids.
Ditch all the uptight people causing drama.
Talk to your brother more.
You should probably distance yourself from certain people.
Dont fully believe mom.
Be more outgoing, more confident, and less selfconscious(sp).
Dont try so hard to stand out and be different, just be chill.
Have more will power, meet more people, join more things, do things to better yourself and that are good for you.
Think more.

Meltedsquirrel

TUCSON/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1164

May 17th, 2008 - 7:36 PM

Dear past Jaclyn,

don't move in with corie. She's the vainest person who you will ever meet. she will say things to piss you off daily and she doesn't know how to admit that she's wrong.

don't try to do anything with rick that goes past friendship. you'll miss the friendship when he goes back to his girlfriend.

and....that's about it.

love,
me

dontlosehope

LAS VEGAS/NV
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7981

May 17th, 2008 - 7:58 PM

DEAR TASHA,

Do not buy that red probe that was made in 89. You will get into 3 car accidents, all drugs and alcohol related. Do not try to reach into the caesars palace fountain for a coin, you will fall in and your friends will never forget that moment. Do not go straight edge, twice. You will break the first claim with speed and the second with alcohol and do stupid crap with a boy you'll regret ever knowing. Do not date david, he will make you go insane and waste two years of your life. You will cry more than you ever thought possible. Do not influence your brother to live with his dad, he will be gone forever and you will never get to see him. Do not pay 16 grand for hair school and get your license, you will not persue that career. Instead finish your college degree in business and you will be done in 08, not 2012. Do not pierce your neck, it will scar. do not get the rose tattoo no matter how hardcore you think you are at 16. the night you go visit your grandfather and stop at starbucks for a coffee, he will die mins before you get to the house to say your goodbyes. instead, skip the coffee and you will have 10 more mins with him. do not go to the 23 year old surfers house at 2am- you will lose your virginity. he wont be your boyfriend, instead he will sleep with you one more time and he will bounce. Bring ear plugs to hardcore shows, or else your hearing will suck by age 22.

helper_monkey

GOODRICH/MI
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7677

May 17th, 2008 - 10:00 PM

Dear Matt,

Finish school sooner!

kervinbolts

FORT COLLINS/CO
Joined: 05/15/08
Posts: 7

May 18th, 2008 - 1:47 AM

Hey man.

Please slap your crazy girlfriend's crazier parents as hard as you can. I will pee my pants with joy and then buy you a 40.

drunkenough

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5473

May 18th, 2008 - 1:55 AM

the wise

dontlosehope Said:

Do not pierce your neck.

simple, and seemingly obvious... yet its one of the wisest things written in this thread.

mynameisjudge

MOSCOW/ID
Joined: 02/07/08
Posts: 141

May 18th, 2008 - 3:35 AM

call_me_dots Said:

I've been doing too much regretting lately

Dear past isabel.
Okay firstly, don't ever start wearing homemade clothes at the start of high school, everyone think's you're weirdo and doesn't talk to you for two years. Be brave and don't hurt people just because your hurt. When you go away, write to a boy back home every day and don't screw over someone who loved you at your very worst.
Also, cast Scartett Johansson and Bill Murray in movie about being oursiders in Japan. Yeah, I know it sounds boring but just do it.

Maybe you should tell your past self to study grammar a bit better.

here is mine

ATTN YOU

DON'T CHANGE A THING AND STAY TRILL.

YOU

SomethingAngsty

East-Coast
Joined: 05/13/08
Posts: 294

May 18th, 2008 - 7:01 AM

Dear past Chris,
Keep it up man, Good job!

-Future Chris

hathos

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6227

May 18th, 2008 - 2:30 PM

EVERYONE STOP POSTING.

MARSHALL HAS OBV. SET THE BAR TOO HIGH FOR ANYONE ELSE TO WIN

Dandelions

SACRAMENTO/CA
Joined: 05/11/08
Posts: 137

May 18th, 2008 - 2:36 PM

CMRuiz Said:

Dandelions Said:

Dear Addie,
1. Go ahead and date Andrew, and don't think about changing anything that's going to happen anyways. You'll learn more from that experience than anything else in your teenage life including that its cool to finally acknowledge the fact that you're a lesbian. But screw Aeryn, he'll just waste your time, confuse you, and ultimately hurt you. Plus he's an emo fag.
2. Don't try so hard in high school. You'll just get to the end of your senior year, clutching your pathetic honor roll papers, with the realization that the California education system has anally raped you.

EXACTLY.