Shannon totally something that I wish I can pull off and I guess if I met a bear like this I wouldn't be so afraid for my life as opposed to the kind of bear you meet whilst camping.
Gracie: Okay so when I'm in the city usually I see douchebags driving their hummers around and it's like wtf there is no need for a hummer in nyc, especially the ones with a rhino grill b/c the chances of hitting a rhino in nyc is slim to none unless of course you go to the zoo, and there are no rhinos in nyc just like there is no gracie in nyc
Chris: Uhmmm whenever I think about elks, I remember the time my friend said to me I hope an elk kicks you in the ovaries when your in Albany. I guess he was mad about me leaving? Do elks even hang out around Albany?!
Cary: So when I was a little girl my grandparents bought me an elephant, which of course all my friends are like WTF TOTAL AWESOME PRESENT! Okay and it's kinda different b/c it was in the motherland and it was only for the summer while I was there since my grandparents really didn't want it around in the backyard since it was destroying baby trees or whatever. I just remember it was awesome b/c it's like what little new york girl gets to say she has an elephant? Except totally lame in the fact that since I was little everyone was sure I would get crushed by it and I wasn't allowed to go near it without adult supervision and I seriously wish I could have it with me on long island it would totally beat out awesome pet. Oh the moral of this story elephants are my favorite animal ever and you really should come back to America.
youth: a walrus didn't a walrus once puke on a person during a commercial?
Martha: This is a fox, even though I don't really see it; one of my favorite childhood movies was about how it was okay for a fox and hound dog to be best friends even though the dog was supposed to kill the fox, I guess this was around the same time I started writing my life secrets on the walls of my closet (which sadly I painted over before taking pictures for you) I mean why didn't I write my secrets in a journal like other normal kids?!
Ryan: I never had a dog growing up as a child always lame fish which didn't do tricks and sleep with me at night, it was b/c my parents and childhood doctor claiming I was allergic to dogs but weird thing was that all my friends had dogs and I never had allergies around any of them so I think my parents and doctor were in some sort of conspiracy against me. And I've decided the first thing I'm going to do once I don't live in a dorm room anymore and have my own place is to get a dog. I really hope you aren't a cat person, even though that's cool too.
Leigh: a bunny so one day before I went away to college I came home and my mom was drinking wine and watching home movies of me when I was little and this was one of my first trips to the motherland ever and I was wearing a fancy dress with lots of frills and bows and stuff which I guess was popular in the 90s and I ran outside with a spoon screaming about how I was going to hit the bunnies on the head with my spoon, a few seconds later you see my mom running after me saying "DON'T DO THAT!! DON'T HURT THEM YOU HAVE TO PLAY NICE!!" Oh and for a more recent story my roommate had a bunny which was apparently batshit crazy and would try and attack her until one day it died.
i really really want to go to india now. i had a fraternity brother from mumbai and a mate here from pakistan/north india, and they've gotten me obsessed with going.
side note: parth's nickname was "the bombay slayer"
thecabler: you get the hog which kinda looks like a pig to me, and it reminds me of how bad I want a pig and name it bacon. Oh and Lord of the Flies about how all those little kids killed a pig or maybe it was a hog? And how everyone in high school would use that as one of the books when we had to write an essay and incorporate two books into it, so therefore I hate that book.
Eliza: I don't know what this animal is, it's labeled as "frizzy" it kinda looks like a cross between a dog and my friend Zach who has an enormous jewfro which is kinda amazing b/c once when we went into a pool he just jumped in and got out and shook his head and it was dry!!! It was like his fro repelled all the water and we were all amazed. Also this ridiculous heat wave makes my hair frizzy and shitty and I hope yours isn't!
Eric: When I was in 10th grade one of the senior pranks was getting deer and bull sperm and putting it on the banisters of all the staircases. I knew about this since most of my friends were seniors and told me not to touch the banisters. I thought it was a very sneaky prank but still the rest of my high school career I couldn't touch the banisters.
Dragonfyre: you get the afghan I always thought an afghan was a either a nationality or a blanket and then while watching the dog show I found out it's also a dog with ridculously long hair. Which I personally could never grow my hair out that long, I'm intrigued by long hair but whenever my hair gets long I freak out and I need to cut my hair short again.
