People with babies: Any safe and legal ways of artifically inducing labor? My bastard child is taking forever to be born. I've even entertained sneaking up behind my wife with an air horn and screaming "INCOMING!" and setting it off right next to her ear, but I think that'd probably just piss her off.
I don't have first hand experience here, but she said it was like a glob of snot when it came out. it does hang out either in or near the cervix though.
Does the mucus plug also protect the baby from getting a pearl necklace?
In addition to that, the tightly closed cervix and the amniotic sac. This conversation did come up more than once, no pun intended
DONKEY_PUNCH Said:
men miss out on all the joys of pregnancy
how unfortunate.
Women are uniquely equipped to handle this, emotionally as well as physically. I think If I ever felt something pushing my guts around, I'd probably try to kill it with fire or paint thinner. It's creepy enough feeling the little bastard kick from the outside.
also, i'm pretty sure my water broke when i lifted a heavy couch. it was not a huge burst or anything like in the movies, it came as a slow drip that i noticed a few hours later.
also, i'm pretty sure my water broke when i lifted a heavy couch. it was not a huge burst or anything like in the movies, it came as a slow drip that i noticed a few hours later.
unlurking for a 3rd time to reply to this! woooo. :/
uh, i just wanted to say that 1. i hope your wife is already in labor, for both of your sakes. 2. the reason sex gets labor going has nothing to do with female orgasms- it has to do with a chemical in semen that helps relax the cervix. 3. i googled "sex after losing mucus plug" and it seems to be perfectly safe: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2006 0911071836AAgqWZW so i'd just go for it. it sounds kind of fucked up, but if you don't feel like having sex, you can just ejaculate onto your hand and you know, stick it up there, and it will still do the trick. i never had to bother with any of that because i was induced, but of course i read a ton of crap about it because i am a crazy person.
i love it how parents and parents to be think they are entitled to gross out the smarter population with all the pig nasty shit that comes with having babies
You really do not have the capacity to love anything or anyone at all. Except perhaps yourself, but even that is doubtful.
