I GET THAT YOU'RE 16 AND OBVIOUSLY STUPID, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE, PLEASE MIX IN ABORTIONS AND/OR SUICIDES.
HERE'S A COUPLE EXCERPTS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T WANT TO READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE:
GLOUCESTER, Mass. - A pact made by a group of teens to get pregnant and raise their babies together is at least partly behind a sudden spike in pregnancies at Gloucester High School, school officials said.
Principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine in a story published Wednesday that the girls confessed to making the pact after the school began investigating a rise in pregnancies that has left 17 girls at the school carrying a child. Normally, there are about four pregnancies a year at the school.
One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Sullivan told the magazine.
BY NOW YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE SLUTS. ESPECIALLY DUMB HIGH SCHOOL SLUTS...SO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT YOU WANT NOOOO PART OF THAT SCHOOL. THEY'RE TRYING TO GET KNOCKED UP. THIS IS A BAD THING.
