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BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072

June 25th, 2008 - 11:05 AM

Woman Gives Birth On NYC Subway Platform. Names Baby ‘Smellslikepee’.

You Know How There’s a “Activate Alarm” Button and a “Remote Starter” Button On Your Keychain? Push the Wrong One and the Car’s Coming to Get Ya.

What Does a 350lb., 11 Foot Alligator Eat? Arms.

Finally Someone Takes a Stance Against High Gas Prices. Mission Fails Due to Poor Spelling and Being Just Too Darned Cute.

Crackheads: They Never Return Anything.

Police Are Seaching for “an overweight, unshaven man in his 30s” Who Breaks Into People’s Homes to Dance. Young MC Not Ruled Out As a Suspect.

3 Year Old Uses Song Lyrics to Remember to Call 9-1-1 For Her Mother. Song Was Called “If Mom Is On the Floor and Not Moving, Knowing Your Dad, I’ll Need Your Help Instead”.

Sonny Landham Making a Run for the Senate. Things Will Be Fine As Long As Predator or Carl Weathers Doesn’t Show Up.

“Young golfers, ages 7 to 12, had not completed their Monday morning tournament before participants patrons of the strip club paired with dancers who served as caddies” arrived. Chances Are They Never Got Around to Completing That Silly Golf Tourney.

Police Catch Pirate. Pirate Has Pot / Bribing Tendencies.

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6227

June 25th, 2008 - 11:44 AM

theryan Said:

UHH...SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT DANCING, FOLKS

=(

WINSTED/CT
Joined: 06/22/08
Posts: 8

June 25th, 2008 - 2:36 PM

Eh, I would poke the eyes out of a gater too if it ate my arm! take that bastard!!!

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