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theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6034
July 8th, 2008 - 11:02 AM


Please Get to the Airport 3 Hours Before Your Flight Is Due to Take Off. When the Crew Arrives Really Late, Please Don’t Expect Them to Fulfill Their Promise to Fly You Where You Paid to Go.

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones. Also, a Man Might Jump Out of a Bush and Use Said Sticks and Stones to Break My Bones.

You Know That Mind Control Ray Gun From the Movies? Yeah, It’s Real (and Coming!)

If A Child Says “Yuk,” They’ll End Up In Racial Sensitivity Training. Up Next: a Lifelong Bitter Distrust of Teachers.

Completely Understandable. When You’re Stuck In Your Seat Because Johnny 4 Kids Is Unloading One of 75 Bags from the Overhead Compartment, It’s Time to Use the Emergency Chute.

How Literal, It Sure Is a Stimulus Plan. Porn Industry Sees Boom After US Government Sends Out Stimulus Checks.

When Flying, Use this Homeland Security Mandated Bracelet and It Will: Take the Place of a Boarding Pass, Hold Your Personal Information, Keep Track of Your Luggage and Shock the Ever Living Hell Out of You If the Person Manning the Button Decides You Need It.

Isn’t Everybody Entitled to Representation? What Happened to That? Minneapolis Man Caught Lying About Lack of Money In Order to Get Public Defender.

The Boy Who Cried “Fire (I’m Gonna Set My Grandma’s House On)” Wasn’t Bluffing.

If You’re Sick of Reporting the News and Want to BE the News, Grab Your Keys and Start Drinking After the 6 o’clock Newscast.