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NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 9th, 2008 - 9:03 PM

i can't take it anymore. it sucks:

- anything over 73 degrees is unbearable to me
- the humidity in new england is oppressive and suffocating and ever present from June - October
- i hate the sun. absolutely hate it. give me overcast over sunny any day of the week.
- something bad always happens to me in summer. every year. this year so far it's been $1700 worth of repairs on my car and the impending demise of my relationship. and july just started.
- my birthday is next week. i look forward to this less and less every year.
- people can't drive in summer. no one is paying attention. and everyone is driving everywhere trying to get somewhere.
- if you don't have central A/C (i don't), you're screwed. I basically have to live in my bedroom since it is home to my only window unit.
- the surface of everything is damp and sticky or searingly hot.
- condensation on any cold beverage. which inevitebly drips all over you making you look like you drooled on youself (if standing) and peeing yourself (if sitting).
- swamp ass / bench marking

god i can't wait until autumn and then winter. 8 months of heaven.

dillon_mcr

ANNAPOLIS/MD
Joined: 07/07/08
Posts: 5

July 9th, 2008 - 9:05 PM

I totally agree...i love the winter!

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 9th, 2008 - 9:17 PM

you might be the second smartest poster here.

winter owns. this past winter was especially awesome. we had record total snowfall here. i get so psyched when it snows. anything less than 6" is just a tease. (ladies amirite?)

idunnolols

CORONA/CA
Joined: 12/01/07
Posts: 3084

July 9th, 2008 - 9:20 PM

ehh... i HATE heat... but ive come to accept it as part of life... sure its like 120+ on every roof i go on (150+ surface temps)..
i carry a rag around to wipe the sweat off my face so it does not drip into my eyes... the rag is wet enough that i can use it to cool off my wrenches before i touch them.. if i dont they will burn my hands...

its bad here from june-september.. 80-100% humidity.. the rest of the year its so dry my nose bleeds just from breathing... but this humidity bullshit kills me so hard...

fyi... shave your asshole daily.. i dont know why but after doing this for like a year.. mine prettymuch nolonger sweats.. however ive been shaving my arms/armpits for years and they still sweat like crazy... that nolonger bothers me though...... the new company i just started working for is manditory pants as part of the uniform... no shorts or yer fired... holymotherfucker pants do not help with the keeping cool thing..

JesusTits

NON HUNTER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 13809

July 9th, 2008 - 9:23 PM

no way
gettin a sweet tan and all the chicks that wear the skimpy clothes is nice
also, i hate losing feeling in my feet during winter
swimming is awesome
it makes beer so much better
i usually drop 10 lbs

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 9th, 2008 - 9:29 PM

JesusTits Said:

all the chicks that wear the skimpy clothes is nice

this is the only reason i've yet to convert to eskimoism.

JesusTits

NON HUNTER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 13809

July 9th, 2008 - 9:32 PM

i do like winter b/c of wardrobe selection

dontlosehope

LAS VEGAS/NV
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7949

July 9th, 2008 - 9:34 PM

I could always complain about the weather. Right now it is around 107 this week and it is so dry my lips burn. My sweat dries up fast so i feel really sticky from the salt of my skin. My car is black so it captures all of the heat and breaks my sunglasses :(. Bahh

Church

Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 1782

July 9th, 2008 - 9:43 PM

I hate california all together. but its where the money is

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 9th, 2008 - 9:43 PM

JesusTits Said:

i do like winter b/c of wardrobe selection

i was just about to mention this
+ for layering; sweaters, jeans, jackets etc

idunnolols

CORONA/CA
Joined: 12/01/07
Posts: 3084

July 9th, 2008 - 9:45 PM

im a HUGE fan of summertime boobie shirts :)

AlmostNever

MANCHESTER/TN
Joined: 07/08/08
Posts: 59

July 9th, 2008 - 9:52 PM

hmmm i would have to say i agree with you...late fall is my fav time of the year! I hate hot weather!!!

MechanicalWings

SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 1266

July 9th, 2008 - 9:56 PM

agreed with the pits and ass crack, totally helps

girlnamedbrigid

SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2837

July 9th, 2008 - 10:08 PM

JesusTits Said:

no way
gettin a sweet tan and all the chicks that wear the skimpy clothes is nice
also, i hate losing feeling in my feet during winter
swimming is awesome
it makes beer so much better
i usually drop 10 lbs

this is also good for when i live in hawaii.

snow cone season- going up to the north shore to get some matsumotos with all the tourists
surf is not big, which means i can handle it. i have to stay away from north shore water during the winter because of HUGE ASS waves
it seems like every summer i find money there. i think it's because the bars are full of drunk tourists and they drop their money. last summer i found a 100$ dollar bill at a bar

in arizona the heat is dry so it's not that bad.
i love sitting outside with my kid/dogs eating popsicles
monsoon season is in the summer. it's when the most beautiful lightening storms happen
summer bbq's are the shit

jenericrecords

KANSAS CITY/MO
Joined: 07/10/07
Posts: 181

July 9th, 2008 - 10:14 PM

JesusTits Said:

no way
gettin a sweet tan and all the chicks that wear the skimpy clothes is nice
also, i hate losing feeling in my feet during winter
swimming is awesome
it makes beer so much better
i usually drop 10 lbs

JesusTits Said:

i do like winter b/c of wardrobe selection

lol. i know you aren't lying, but its fucking awesome that you tell the truth like a craigslist ad.

jubs

SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4974

July 9th, 2008 - 10:22 PM

fuuuuuuuuuck i love sweating my ass off.

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 9th, 2008 - 10:49 PM

summer people love sweating. they're in perfect shape and generally are of some sort of mediterranean decent and tan a perfect golden brown by lathering themselves in the oils of coconuts and virgins. they are also the people that do bikram yoga and kayak and shit.

i hate those people. quit dicking around with the roof rack on your car and put a fuckin shirt on already.

girlnamedbrigid

SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2837

July 9th, 2008 - 10:55 PM

hahahahaha

i'm a pasty combo of irish/lithuanian and get a ton of freckles...not so much tan.... but i always slather on the sunscreen

buuuut i did just buy a bunch of yoga/pilate dvd's.
and i've been known to kayak/go on canoe trips. i don't own one though. no roof racks here.

dillon_mcr

ANNAPOLIS/MD
Joined: 07/07/08
Posts: 5

July 10th, 2008 - 12:28 PM

bradarad Said:

you might be the second smartest poster here.

winter owns. this past winter was especially awesome. we had record total snowfall here. i get so psyched when it snows. anything less than 6" is just a tease. (ladies amirite?)

oh your right ;)

carly_cat

Calgary
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 493

July 10th, 2008 - 12:37 PM

summer is hell. i am allergic to the sun and get weird rashes. my eyes get sunburnt and my scalp is pretty much burnt the entire season. bring on the rain and snow.

beardofdoom

seminole, florida
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2678

July 10th, 2008 - 12:50 PM

as a fat bearded biker, i much prefer winter.

thecabbler

sudbury
Joined: 02/19/08
Posts: 1166

July 10th, 2008 - 1:03 PM

for me there is no inbetween i like summer and i love winter...summer is badass for wakeboarding and tourist season...winter is super badass due to snowboarding and clothing options...spring and summer i could do without though.

thecabbler

sudbury
Joined: 02/19/08
Posts: 1166

July 10th, 2008 - 1:05 PM

edit: spring and fall

JesusTits

NON HUNTER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 13809

July 10th, 2008 - 1:09 PM

which is why i have seasonal facial hair

HectorXDelgado

OUT ON AN ISLAND
Joined: 07/04/08
Posts: 1918

July 10th, 2008 - 1:18 PM

JesusTits Said:

no way
gettin a sweet tan and all the chicks that wear the skimpy clothes is nice
also, i hate losing feeling in my feet during winter
swimming is awesome
it makes beer so much better
i usually drop 10 lbs

meganisradio

ramsteinn.
Joined: 07/07/08
Posts: 10

July 10th, 2008 - 1:20 PM

hmm...
i am a fan of autumn.
late autumn though,
when you have to wear a hoodie.
although, i wear a hoodie 24:7.
throughout the summer.
:)))

billet_doux

FOUNTAIN VALLEY/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3142

July 10th, 2008 - 1:44 PM

bradarad Said:

summer people love sweating. they're in perfect shape and generally are of some sort of mediterranean decent and tan a perfect golden brown by lathering themselves in the oils of coconuts and virgins. they are also the people that do bikram yoga and kayak and shit.

i hate those people. quit dicking around with the roof rack on your car and put a fuckin shirt on already.

I LOVE summer! When else can I eat a piece of coconut and drink a chilly beer in the streets of Rome? Easily one of my favorite days ever.

I hate humidity though, don't like sweating, but love to wear tank tops. Coastal breezes help with humidity though!~~

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 11th, 2008 - 10:16 PM

STILL HATE

sliced_up

PHOENIX/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3720

July 11th, 2008 - 10:20 PM

HectorXDelgado Said:

JesusTits Said:

no way
gettin a sweet tan and wearing skimpy clothes is nice
also, i hate losing feeling in my feet during winter, oh wait it never gets below 60 here
swimming is awesome
it makes margaritas so much better
i usually drop 10 lbs

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 11th, 2008 - 10:25 PM

yeah but you live in arizona. it's summer every single GD day.
lucky for you tho you have no idea what humidity is.
also,

sliced_up

PHOENIX/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3720

July 11th, 2008 - 10:31 PM

it was 85% humidity here this morning after monsoon rains last night. that's pretty humid, right?
you just whine too much!

:D

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 11th, 2008 - 10:36 PM

i am seconds away from wiping down your counters with the dish sponge >:(

sliced_up

PHOENIX/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3720

July 11th, 2008 - 10:38 PM

oh whoops, that should have said 65%

you wouldn't dare, bradley whatever so and so!

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 11th, 2008 - 10:48 PM

ashleyyyyy "bbbbbbeeeeee". where's my potholders????

xursusmaritimus

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 08/14/07
Posts: 238

July 11th, 2008 - 10:52 PM

i really shouldnt complain because i live in seattle and summers here are generally pretty mild. temps average around 75 from july-sept. but when we get heat waves of 90 degree heat which we have already had in the SPRING. that sucks!!!!!!

also i should add i really really hated summer when i had a car and apt that didnt have ac.

when we got our house one of the selling factors was it had ac.

now i dont care what the summer is like cos i can hide in the comforts of my home :P

for the record i love winter.

sliced_up

PHOENIX/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3720

July 11th, 2008 - 10:54 PM

omg
misty water-colored memories, brad

uh yeah the potholders
i...uhh

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5858

July 11th, 2008 - 11:08 PM

sliced_up Said:

omg
misty water-colored memories, brad

uh yeah the potholders
i...uhh

yeah.... uh huh...... yeahhh....

cantabile

Stockholm/NYC
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 69

July 12th, 2008 - 1:50 AM

Hate, nah... I have no complaints.

Thank you daddy for som of that heat tolerant pigmentation.

drebb

Toronto
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7616

July 12th, 2008 - 3:18 AM

I'm pretty hateful about summer.

Then again, I'm pretty hateful about everything.

innocentlust

ALBANY/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1991

July 12th, 2008 - 8:15 AM

just the heat waves make me

thestrange_one

JONESBORO/AR
Joined: 06/29/07
Posts: 62

July 13th, 2008 - 12:27 AM

it was 95 yesterday and its 65 and storming with tornado warnings tonight

and its HUMID. HUMID HUMID HUMID

and i just want to wear a hoodie with some jeans