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el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
July 12th, 2008 - 11:18 PM

i am the only one who's getting totally fucked up from this ad

or is it my stupid fire fox

what the fuck


thestrange_one
JONESBORO/AR
Joined: 06/29/07
Posts: 62
July 13th, 2008 - 12:15 AM

mines fixed, and i have firefox


AlmostNever
MANCHESTER/TN
Joined: 07/08/08
Posts: 59
July 13th, 2008 - 12:38 AM

i am its ok....it makes me mad its not even worth lookin at damn it!!!!


innocentlust
ALBANY/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2035
July 13th, 2008 - 8:48 AM

Mine likes to cover the title of threads so I don't know what I'm reading, and it's near impossible to post.


SkyStar
Coventry
Joined: 06/02/08
Posts: 26
July 13th, 2008 - 8:52 AM

It is a bit stupid, hovers around like drunk kids after shows, getting in the way.

It doesn't move. It will NOT do Quiksilver. It will not do and you are making mocers angry.

You don't want to do that.


SkyStar
Coventry
Joined: 06/02/08
Posts: 26
July 13th, 2008 - 8:52 AM

It is a bit stupid, hovers around like drunk kids after shows, getting in the way.

It doesn't move. It will NOT do Quiksilver. It will not do and you are making mocers angry.

You don't want to do that.


SkyStar
Coventry
Joined: 06/02/08
Posts: 26
July 13th, 2008 - 8:53 AM

and now it made me double post.

Die in a fire, Quiksilver.


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
July 14th, 2008 - 10:53 AM

if you say their name, they win


Imaginary_Grace
CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18122
July 14th, 2008 - 11:16 AM

Im on Safari and it's fucking me up too


el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
July 14th, 2008 - 11:16 AM

I was drunk when I wrote this.

Two days later I'm sober and still being attacked by Quiksilver.


LSD
WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1884
July 14th, 2008 - 11:34 AM

ok you guys, I give up, how do I get fucked up from this ad? I've tried moving my head around while looking at it, darting my eyes back and forth and blinking real fast, and I got a little dizzy, but I don't think I can say I ever felt really fucked up. What am I doing wrong? I want in on this free high, maaaan...this better not be like that time my friend convinced me to smoke those peanut shells....


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
July 14th, 2008 - 11:44 AM

LSD Said:
ok you guys, I give up, how do I get fucked up from this ad? I've tried moving my head around while looking at it, darting my eyes back and forth and blinking real fast, and I got a little dizzy, but I don't think I can say I ever felt really fucked up. What am I doing wrong? I want in on this free high, maaaan...this better not be like that time my friend convinced me to smoke those peanut shells....


go use the toilet with the seat down...result will be similar


SomethingAngsty
East-Coast
Joined: 05/13/08
Posts: 294
July 14th, 2008 - 12:03 PM

Ha, I've been reading it "Outliner" until now... Didn't really spend the time to read it.
I was like, "Weird, I have a different ad fucking with me...". They even write their brand-name like drunks.

But yeah, the worst part is when they cover the thread title area so you can't fucking go back tot he main forum part. That's the worst.


SomethingAngsty
East-Coast
Joined: 05/13/08
Posts: 294
July 14th, 2008 - 12:08 PM

what I mean by that is that, after the Quicksilver ad has had it's way with my top title-bar thingy it becomes unclickable.

Quicksilver kills my top-bar on purpose.


el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
July 14th, 2008 - 12:25 PM

SomethingAngsty Said:
what I mean by that is that, after the Quicksilver ad has had it's way with my top title-bar thingy it becomes unclickable.

Quicksilver kills my top-bar on purpose.


Yes, I am one unwanted rollover away from not posting for a week.


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
July 14th, 2008 - 12:29 PM

boycott the 'q' word, not moc!


stare2clearskie
HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4822
July 14th, 2008 - 12:31 PM

el_Uste Said:
SomethingAngsty Said:
what I mean by that is that, after the Quicksilver ad has had it's way with my top title-bar thingy it becomes unclickable.

Quicksilver kills my top-bar on purpose.


Yes, I am one unwanted rollover away from not posting for a week.


you think a few oldschoolers getting pissed will accomplish anything..........sorry dude, i dont think itll do a damn thing



thats before a roll over.......fix the shitty code, seriously it looks bad on moc and 3jane. shotty websites are not new user friendly


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
July 14th, 2008 - 12:41 PM

step one: call eyewonder and ask them what the coding issue is.
step two: fix shoddy code.
step three: stop asking users to boycott advertisers.


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
July 14th, 2008 - 12:45 PM

i think you may have misunderstood me. my point was don't punish the site for the sins of others


Nadbash
MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8820
July 14th, 2008 - 12:50 PM

Stop being whiny fucking pussies you goddamn retarded homos.


marriedpunker
NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654
July 14th, 2008 - 1:04 PM

ahhh, don't hate the player, hate the game.


el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
July 14th, 2008 - 1:05 PM

I sent a letter to Quiksilver's customer service (one rollover later, BTW):

Your Quiksilver "Now For Women" rollover banner ad is completely fucking up my internet experience. I have yet to purposely "rollover to view this ad" but still it manages to constantly and voluntarily unfurl itself all over the links I am actually trying to use on Makeoutclub.com. I've got nothing against your company. In fact I owned a really nice Quiksilver hooded flannel back in mid-90's when Grunge was just about to not be cool anymore. A pretty girl used to borrow it from me frequently, so I guess I owe you one. I have at least been patient for a few days, but please fix this banner's code or completely swap out the ad or I am going to call the Internet Police. They have hungry K-9's and probably hate flannel.

theryan Said:
i think you may have misunderstood me. my point was don't punish the site for the sins of others

The site is being punished by the sins of this banner.

I'm (mostly) joking about the boycott of MOC, but the issue is really making it a chore just to participate here.


el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
July 14th, 2008 - 1:06 PM

Also, I'm supposed to get a response in 24 hours.


el_Uste
JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10386
July 14th, 2008 - 1:11 PM

Nadbash Said:
Stop being whiny fucking pussies you goddamn retarded homos.


Sorry, but trying to use the board today is like this guy trying to pick his nose.


JesusTits
NON HUNTER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 14110
July 14th, 2008 - 4:13 PM

how can you love something like that?


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
July 14th, 2008 - 4:16 PM

JesusTits Said:
how can you love something like that?


seriously, she's got crazy eyes


JesusTits
NON HUNTER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 14110
July 14th, 2008 - 4:18 PM

the hair is what turned me off the most


hathos
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6227
July 14th, 2008 - 4:35 PM

JesusTits Said:
how can you love something like that?


WELL, A: DID YOU LOOK @ THAT CHICK?

AND B: THEY PROBABLY BOND OVER THEIR LOVE OF BAD SWEATERS


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
July 14th, 2008 - 4:42 PM

"let me feel your face"


JesusTits
NON HUNTER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 14110
July 14th, 2008 - 4:48 PM

srsly tho

how does one fix this, it's getting really annoying when you go to post a new thread and it covers the topic and part of the entry lines


hathos
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6227
July 14th, 2008 - 4:51 PM

theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE


girlnamedbrigid
SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3020
July 14th, 2008 - 5:44 PM

theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"




oh come on now.
gag.
hathos Said:
theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE

jebus christ all mighty.


Imaginary_Grace
CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18122
July 14th, 2008 - 5:46 PM

hathos Said:
theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE


Oh wow...i threw up


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
July 14th, 2008 - 5:49 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:
hathos Said:
theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE


Oh wow...i threw up


you ladies are so superficial. his insides aren't covered by massive tumors


girlnamedbrigid
SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3020
July 14th, 2008 - 5:54 PM

for a relationship to be successful, you have to be at least SEMI physically attracted to your partner.............in my humble opinion.


SomethingAngsty
East-Coast
Joined: 05/13/08
Posts: 294
July 14th, 2008 - 6:42 PM

hathos Said:
theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE

hathos Said:
theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE

hathos Said:
theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE

hathos Said:
theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE

hathos Said:
theryan Said:
"let me feel your face"


HIS FACE IS RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE


hathos
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6227
July 14th, 2008 - 7:44 PM

girlnamedbrigid Said:
for a relationship to be successful, you have to be at least SEMI physically attracted to your partner.............in my humble opinion.


THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. OTHERWISE I'D HAVE NEVER SCORED A DATE.


ALSO: SOMETHINGANGSTY, THAT WAS YOUR BEST POST. YOU MIGHT HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF


theryan
BOSTON/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6072
July 14th, 2008 - 8:03 PM

girlnamedbrigid Said:
for a relationship to be successful, you have to be at least SEMI physically attracted to your partner.............in my humble opinion.


well then what's the theory with the daughter or jaws here? think she gets bonerjams for tumors?


hathos
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6227
July 14th, 2008 - 8:17 PM

i'ma go out on a limb here and say that at the first sign of a turd shaped tumor growing on my mug i'm running my happy ass to the ER.


helper_monkey
GOODRICH/MI
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7670
July 14th, 2008 - 8:48 PM

or maybe tis like that episode in family guy where trisha takanaka does that special report on sex and its on that couple wher ethe wife has inoperable cancer and its his turn on. I would just put a you tube clip on but i can not find it


kerryf
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 03/16/08
Posts: 211
July 15th, 2008 - 9:40 AM

yeah it fucking sucks


youth
GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2681
July 15th, 2008 - 9:52 AM

srsly


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11423
July 15th, 2008 - 2:06 PM

instead of: "AD WILL EXPAND AND TAKE OVER YOUR ENTIRE SCREEN IF YOUR MOUSE ARROW SO MUCH AS EVEN MOVES ANYWHERE NEAR AD"

it should be: "click here to expand ad on your own"

i couldn't enter a new thread title even AFTER it collapsed


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