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Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18131

July 18th, 2008 - 9:32 PM

Wow...

How sickening!

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18131

July 18th, 2008 - 9:32 PM

One bed where all hard up criminals get their freak on...

ZEXY

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6214

July 18th, 2008 - 9:58 PM

POIDH

also, i give you 3 more years of singledom before you start having prison pen pals :(

DEAR HECTOR,

emilectrique

WOODBRIDGE/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4841

July 18th, 2008 - 10:03 PM

they search your cavities.

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6214

July 18th, 2008 - 10:04 PM

they're dentists?!

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933

July 18th, 2008 - 10:24 PM

bradarad Said:

they're dentists?!

Amateur Dental Hygienist.

One step above Amateur Gynecologist.

MechanicalWings

SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 1366

July 18th, 2008 - 10:29 PM

i have a degree in amateur gynecology... certificate and everything

sliced_up

PHOENIX/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3774

July 18th, 2008 - 10:32 PM

A. how is this any different from a hotel room? i'm sure they change the sheets in between

B. how does gracie know so much about conjugal units?

by so much i mean anything
by anything i mean whocares

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6214

July 18th, 2008 - 10:37 PM

GIS suggests sheets aren't an option

(this could be my basement but with more chains)

sliced_up

PHOENIX/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3774

July 18th, 2008 - 10:42 PM

oh..yeah that is pretty gross

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933

July 18th, 2008 - 10:45 PM

sliced_up Said:

A. how is this any different from a hotel room? i'm sure they change the sheets in between

B. how does gracie know so much about conjugal units?

by so much i mean anything
by anything i mean whocares

INQUIRING MINDS DON'T WANT TO KNOW

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11423

July 19th, 2008 - 10:12 AM

i love watching LOCK UP on msnbc.

one of the prisons has a tidy little trailer home for the FUCKING.

i think sex is a great reward for prisoners to work towards. though they'll need someone on the outside to want and come fuck them.

anyway, much better than shower gang bang rape

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6214

July 19th, 2008 - 10:43 AM

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18131

July 19th, 2008 - 12:02 PM

burning_monk Said:

i love watching LOCK UP on msnbc.

one of the prisons has a tidy little trailer home for the FUCKING.

i think sex is a great reward for prisoners to work towards. though they'll need someone on the outside to want and come fuck them.

anyway, much better than shower gang bang rape

This is exactly how i know....

AND, it is MUCH different than a hotel...The bed is there FOR FUCKING. While in a hotel, yes...i'm sure boning happens on the bed, but not EVERY NIGHT.

This place is booked solid 24/7/365 for a never ending rotation of boners. And I can almost guarantee you that the cleanliness is not comparable to that of a hotel which has guests to satisfy!!!

And prisoners are dirty, duh!

whoopsmak

MINNEAPOLIS/MN
Joined: 05/18/07
Posts: 1607

July 19th, 2008 - 12:15 PM

go getcha some ladies!

get_in_the_van

PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1677

July 19th, 2008 - 9:32 PM

I am watching lock up now.
Some lady just raised hell because she can't bring in lube.

remybklyn

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 915

July 19th, 2008 - 10:55 PM

Right after being sentenced to 15 years in prison, my brother married his lawyer. I'm certain that this union was due in no large part to her less-than-superior litigation skills. So, he was paroled a couple of years ago and told me about some very basic amenities afforded to select prisoners, including use of the "conjugal unit." As it turns out, it wasn't nearly the "lethal injection gurney stuffed into a broom closet" featured earlier in the thread. Either way, it sounds like it was a welcome retreat from jerking off in the cell, or worse.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11423

July 20th, 2008 - 9:09 AM

remybklyn Said:

As it turns out, it wasn't nearly the "lethal injection gurney stuffed into a broom closet" featured earlier in the thread.

I've stuffed my lethal injection gurney into a few broom closets IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

frigaliment

BOSTON/MA
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 207

July 21st, 2008 - 3:44 AM

"This place is booked solid 24/7/365 for a never ending rotation of boners."

- Grace, you realize you totally set yourself up on that one, don't you?

marriedpunker

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 01/16/08
Posts: 654

July 21st, 2008 - 9:02 AM

she prefers juvie.

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8820

July 21st, 2008 - 9:09 AM

marriedpunker Said:

she prefers juvie.

Ha ha. I bet they never found that poor 16 year old's corpse.

carly_cat

Calgary
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 572

July 21st, 2008 - 9:16 AM

burning_monk Said:

remybklyn Said:

As it turns out, it wasn't nearly the "lethal injection gurney stuffed into a broom closet" featured earlier in the thread.

I've stuffed my lethal injection gurney into a few broom closets IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

HAHA

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18131

July 21st, 2008 - 11:30 AM

remybklyn Said:

Right after being sentenced to 15 years in prison, my brother married his lawyer. I'm certain that this union was due in no large part to her less-than-superior litigation skills. So, he was paroled a couple of years ago and told me about some very basic amenities afforded to select prisoners, including use of the "conjugal unit." As it turns out, it wasn't nearly the "lethal injection gurney stuffed into a broom closet" featured earlier in the thread. Either way, it sounds like it was a welcome retreat from jerking off in the cell, or worse.

Details!