So I pick a thread that has a simple title... minimal content where there's just not a whole lot to respond to... post a hilarious link... and you assholes still manage to overlook it to respond to nonsense.
I would say I'm amazed, but this IS makeoutclub, afterall.
I swear to god, it worries me that no one finds her ridiculously attractive. I know y'al are primarily turned on by women who look like teenage boys, but seriously.
4 course, cooked meal and getting me to lick the sauce off a laddle/spoon while finishing up when i just come in the door = HOT HOT HOT SEXYTIME ON KITCHENFLOORBOOYAH.
I swear to god, it worries me that no one finds her ridiculously attractive. I know y'al are primarily turned on by women who look like teenage boys, but seriously.
I swear to god, it worries me that no one finds her ridiculously attractive. I know y'al are primarily turned on by women who look like teenage boys, but seriously.
I'm guessing you wanted a finger up your arse? lol.
Your right though, but i figured it was going to be a little bit(understatment) more insulting than this, like fuck you every second sentence or sarcasm to the point i spew rectally
this seems like a good thread to put this in
I just made the grossest drink in the world
I dunno what I was thinking
I mixed a peppermint liquor(yummy but 30%) with frangelico and cuban rum....and was all like...i need something non alcoholic to put in here
and then I couldnt find anything
so I put irish cream in
first taste was good!
until I gagged
i don't think it was a good drink
not in a too strong kinda way
but the irish cream was a BAD IDEA
what was I thinking?
bleaaaaaaaaaah
She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.
hunny i hate being as skinny as i am im 15-20 kilos underweight and its fuckin scary and i cant put any on cuz my body wont accept anything but water and alchol and technically if i lose 6 kilos im dead
don't say a godammned word about nicole kidman. she resisted the scientology fucktards
I know, that whole worldview is so hard to resist.
xX_dark-star_Xx Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.
hunny i hate being as skinny as i am im 15-20 kilos underweight and its fuckin scary and i cant put any on cuz my body wont accept anything but water and alchol and technically if i lose 6 kilos im dead
don't say a godammned word about nicole kidman. she resisted the scientology fucktards
I know, that whole worldview is so hard to resist.
xX_dark-star_Xx Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.
hunny i hate being as skinny as i am im 15-20 kilos underweight and its fuckin scary and i cant put any on cuz my body wont accept anything but water and alchol and technically if i lose 6 kilos im dead
She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.
hunny i hate being as skinny as i am im 15-20 kilos underweight and its fuckin scary and i cant put any on cuz my body wont accept anything but water and alchol and technically if i lose 6 kilos im dead
im sorry for the remark... you should start eatting food thats healthy?
also you are still very young and most the time kids can be real skinny until they hit puberty... etc..
some females dont fully get all their "package" so to say until mid 20s