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HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
Joined: 11/14/07
Posts: 2478
July 28th, 2008 - 9:17 PM

you








shit'





durnk



HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
Joined: 11/14/07
Posts: 2478
July 29th, 2008 - 1:02 AM

fuck u & also fuck alcohol


AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 12814
November 20th, 2008 - 8:03 PM

Jacking thread to post this.


Love this fuckin dude

http://www.geekologie.com...its_drawing.php



OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2543
November 20th, 2008 - 8:23 PM

fuck












you










harder.



Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 2005
November 20th, 2008 - 8:24 PM

As a friend i say you should have nyquil when just before you drink. you'll sleep well.
down side liver failure--does that hurt?



GAINESVILLE/FL
Joined: 11/18/08
Posts: 316
November 20th, 2008 - 8:27 PM

harder.
faster.
stronger.



AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 12814
November 20th, 2008 - 8:31 PM

So I pick a thread that has a simple title... minimal content where there's just not a whole lot to respond to... post a hilarious link... and you assholes still manage to overlook it to respond to nonsense.

I would say I'm amazed, but this IS makeoutclub, afterall.



GAINESVILLE/FL
Joined: 11/18/08
Posts: 316
November 20th, 2008 - 8:32 PM

I think that was posted by someone else earlier, maybe that's why?


OTTAWA/ON
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Posts: 2543
November 20th, 2008 - 8:34 PM

Hollow Said:
harder.
faster.
stronger.


someone broke my kanye glasses. i'm hella peeved.



GAINESVILLE/FL
Joined: 11/18/08
Posts: 316
November 20th, 2008 - 8:35 PM

myheadphones Said:
Hollow Said:
harder.
faster.
stronger.


someone broke my kanye glasses. i'm hella peeved.


that may be for the better.



AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 12814
November 20th, 2008 - 8:38 PM

Ah well.
I searched both geekologie and 27bslash6 and found nothing so I posted.



OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2543
November 20th, 2008 - 8:40 PM

Hollow Said:
myheadphones Said:
Hollow Said:
harder.
faster.
stronger.


someone broke my kanye glasses. i'm hella peeved.


that may be for the better.


haha true. id wear them to parties anytime i felt like being a douchey-frat boy.



OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2543
November 20th, 2008 - 8:43 PM




GAINESVILLE/FL
Joined: 11/18/08
Posts: 316
November 20th, 2008 - 8:45 PM

Now I have chocolate rain stuck in my head. Thanks lady.


BUNNELL/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 1127
November 20th, 2008 - 9:15 PM

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:355506


Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 2005
November 20th, 2008 - 9:21 PM


♪♫Stefiebunni.♫♪ is sooo lying there's no way you can be Habesha and not know.



BUNNELL/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 1127
November 20th, 2008 - 9:26 PM




LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933
November 20th, 2008 - 9:41 PM

I'm now hijacking this thread to say:



FUCK

JESUS

NIGELLA LAWSON

AGL;JAJWNGWNG,HSA BG,JHWA G,JHW GASJHG S,JDH GSTFGHPGH



Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 2005
November 20th, 2008 - 9:43 PM

EnderWiggin Said:
I'm now hijacking this thread to say:



FUCK

JESUS

NIGELLA LAWSON

AGL;JAJWNGWNG,HSA BG,JHWA G,JHW GASJHG S,JDH GSTFGHPGH


gross... she looks like you with longer hair in a dress...



PERTH AMBOY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 532
November 20th, 2008 - 11:08 PM

LOOK AT THEM GOZONGAS, GOOD SWEET MARY & JOSEPH.


ASTORIA/NY
Joined: 09/06/08
Posts: 1461
November 20th, 2008 - 11:15 PM

Church Said:


gross... she looks like you with longer hair in a dress...



LOLX500000

even funnier coming from church



LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933
November 21st, 2008 - 1:11 PM

water Said:
her boobies are the land of milk and honey.
even i can see that.







LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933
November 21st, 2008 - 7:47 PM

I swear to god, it worries me that no one finds her ridiculously attractive. I know y'al are primarily turned on by women who look like teenage boys, but seriously.

This is what men date.



OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2543
November 21st, 2008 - 7:51 PM

she is stunning.

who is she? actress im assuming?



HICKORY HILLS/IL
Joined: 10/07/08
Posts: 436
November 21st, 2008 - 7:51 PM

tip her over and pour her out.


BUNNELL/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 1127
November 21st, 2008 - 7:54 PM

myheadphones Said:
she is stunning.

who is she? actress im assuming?



even better. a chef.



also, i'm not a boob man, but damn.......






















i'd titty fuck the shit out of her.



OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2543
November 21st, 2008 - 7:55 PM

now i understand why there is 'sarah lee' behind her red carpet thingie.

chefs are sexy.
she is my new girl-crush besides blake lively.



LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933
November 21st, 2008 - 8:10 PM

ryanage Said:
myheadphones Said:
she is stunning.

who is she? actress im assuming?



even better. a chef.



also, i'm not a boob man, but damn.......






















i'd titty fuck the shit out of her.


'Sayin. She's a chef, and has a british accent. I'd pretty much be set.

There's nothing sexy like cooking for, with, or being cooked for by a woman.

I'm teling you. Cooking a 4 course meal with dessert and having ready for your GF when she shows up = Panty Dropper.



OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2543
November 21st, 2008 - 8:54 PM

^ agreed.

4 course, cooked meal and getting me to lick the sauce off a laddle/spoon while finishing up when i just come in the door = HOT HOT HOT SEXYTIME ON KITCHENFLOORBOOYAH.

no one has done that for me yet.



BUNNELL/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 1127
November 21st, 2008 - 10:21 PM

oh hai!


ontario, you say?



MANTECA/CA
Joined: 09/18/08
Posts: 220
November 21st, 2008 - 10:32 PM

EnderWiggin Said:
I swear to god, it worries me that no one finds her ridiculously attractive. I know y'al are primarily turned on by women who look like teenage boys, but seriously.

This is what men date.

haha.. i'm on your side she looks good



TUCSON/AZ
Joined: 12/19/07
Posts: 502
November 21st, 2008 - 10:57 PM

olectron Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
I swear to god, it worries me that no one finds her ridiculously attractive. I know y'al are primarily turned on by women who look like teenage boys, but seriously.

This is what men date.

haha.. i'm on your side she looks good


Eh, mehhh...



NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945
November 21st, 2008 - 11:35 PM

this thread was not what i was hoping for..




NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945
November 21st, 2008 - 11:36 PM







.............but this was..........



NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945
November 21st, 2008 - 11:38 PM

and this...




NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945
November 21st, 2008 - 11:40 PM

and maybe a little of this..... except i like the winter....




Whangarei
Joined: 11/14/08
Posts: 7
November 26th, 2008 - 7:04 PM

I'm guessing you wanted a finger up your arse? lol.
Your right though, but i figured it was going to be a little bit(understatment) more insulting than this, like fuck you every second sentence or sarcasm to the point i spew rectally

(sigh) a shame everything is so P.C



Toronto
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 161
November 27th, 2008 - 11:00 PM

todger Said:
you








shit'





durnk

this seems like a good thread to put this in
I just made the grossest drink in the world
I dunno what I was thinking
I mixed a peppermint liquor(yummy but 30%) with frangelico and cuban rum....and was all like...i need something non alcoholic to put in here
and then I couldnt find anything
so I put irish cream in
first taste was good!
until I gagged
i don't think it was a good drink
not in a too strong kinda way
but the irish cream was a BAD IDEA
what was I thinking?
bleaaaaaaaaaah



SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3024
November 29th, 2008 - 10:41 PM

HUH?


LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933
November 29th, 2008 - 10:46 PM

She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.


SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3024
November 29th, 2008 - 10:50 PM

oooooh.


Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 2005
November 29th, 2008 - 10:53 PM

girlnamedbrigid Said:
HUH?

my friend told me, australians are english people who have been hit on the head many time. that may explain.



LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933
November 30th, 2008 - 1:04 AM

It would explain Nicole Kidman.

...Who, interestingly enough, looks more and more like Bridget Jones the more plastic surgery she gets.



LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 822
November 30th, 2008 - 3:08 AM

don't say a godammned word about nicole kidman. she resisted the scientology fucktards


Budapest
Joined: 09/07/07
Posts: 176
November 30th, 2008 - 7:17 AM

Church Said:
girlnamedbrigid Said:
HUH?

my friend told me, australians are english people who have been hit on the head many time. that may explain.

it's true, and that's not just my indonesian oz hating nationalism talking



SANTA BARBARA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1096
December 2nd, 2008 - 1:58 AM

xX_dark-star_Xx Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.

hunny i hate being as skinny as i am im 15-20 kilos underweight and its fuckin scary and i cant put any on cuz my body wont accept anything but water and alchol and technically if i lose 6 kilos im dead


SHIT IS TRAGIC!



LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8933
December 2nd, 2008 - 1:59 AM

tofuhero Said:
don't say a godammned word about nicole kidman. she resisted the scientology fucktards


I know, that whole worldview is so hard to resist.

xX_dark-star_Xx Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.

hunny i hate being as skinny as i am im 15-20 kilos underweight and its fuckin scary and i cant put any on cuz my body wont accept anything but water and alchol and technically if i lose 6 kilos im dead


Eat a sandwich and don't puke it up.



SANTA BARBARA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1096
December 2nd, 2008 - 2:01 AM

EnderWiggin Said:
tofuhero Said:
don't say a godammned word about nicole kidman. she resisted the scientology fucktards


I know, that whole worldview is so hard to resist.

xX_dark-star_Xx Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.

hunny i hate being as skinny as i am im 15-20 kilos underweight and its fuckin scary and i cant put any on cuz my body wont accept anything but water and alchol and technically if i lose 6 kilos im dead


Eat a sandwich and don't puke it up.


Alcohol sandwich



NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945
December 2nd, 2008 - 2:01 AM

xX_dark-star_Xx Said:
Church Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
I'm now hijacking this thread to say:



FUCK

JESUS

NIGELLA LAWSON

AGL;JAJWNGWNG,HSA BG,JHWA G,JHW GASJHG S,JDH GSTFGHPGH


gross... she looks like you with longer hair in a dress...


if someone called me fat tht would make that lady the most obese person in the universe god i feel like i stick a long really super thin one



YOU ARE A STICK... SHES A WOMAN.



NAPA/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 1945
December 2nd, 2008 - 2:04 AM

xX_dark-star_Xx Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
She's trying to say that breasty bitches have more cushion for the pushin', and flatter herself by saying how skinny she is.

hunny i hate being as skinny as i am im 15-20 kilos underweight and its fuckin scary and i cant put any on cuz my body wont accept anything but water and alchol and technically if i lose 6 kilos im dead


im sorry for the remark... you should start eatting food thats healthy?
also you are still very young and most the time kids can be real skinny until they hit puberty... etc..
some females dont fully get all their "package" so to say until mid 20s

dont worry.



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