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NEWARK/DE
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July 29th, 2008 - 8:28 AM

who would win in a fight
Dumbledore or Gandalf?



MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 8820
July 29th, 2008 - 8:30 AM

ghostsandvodka Said:
who would win in a fight
Dumbledore or Gandalf?


That is quite possibly the gayest thing I've seen posted here, and that's a lot coming from me. Congratulations!



NEWARK/DE
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Posts: 1956
July 29th, 2008 - 8:33 AM

Nadbash Said:
ghostsandvodka Said:
who would win in a fight
Dumbledore or Gandalf?


That is quite possibly the gayest thing I've seen posted here, and that's a lot coming from me. Congratulations!


i do what i can



LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: 07/23/08
Posts: 3
July 29th, 2008 - 9:11 AM

Oh my god...what a great and interesting question....i'm geeking out so hard right now....but my heart says dumbledore, but my mind tells me gandalf is stronger....i'm into the gayness of this question!


Chicago
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Posts: 14027
July 29th, 2008 - 9:14 AM

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SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 12/04/07
Posts: 2079
July 29th, 2008 - 9:30 AM

Dumbledore is fucking lame, this is a joke.
Pick a better fight.
Like Gandalf vs Blade.



MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 8820
July 29th, 2008 - 9:31 AM

I prefer pitting concepts vs chemical reactions, like Existentialism vs fire, or universal suffrage vs photosynthesis.


SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 1913
July 29th, 2008 - 9:53 AM

Existentialism would win because it's not tangible, and fire would burn out before the concept of nothingness becomes... nothing. I'm afraid photosynthesis beats suffrage, as well.


SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2079
July 29th, 2008 - 9:58 AM

The Bronze Age vs The silence in between 1970's cowbell break beats from New York.


MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 8820
July 29th, 2008 - 10:00 AM

How about self-esteem vs nuclear fusion?


SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 1913
July 29th, 2008 - 10:02 AM

Groovyness vs that unclean feeling


MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 8820
July 29th, 2008 - 10:04 AM

"that unclean feeling" is not necessarily a chemical reaction, though it may be due to one.


sudbury
Joined: 02/19/08
Posts: 1204
July 29th, 2008 - 10:09 AM

communism vs acid-base reaction


MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 8820
July 29th, 2008 - 10:12 AM

Trickle-down economics vs decomposition


Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 2005
July 29th, 2008 - 10:16 AM

How can anyone say Gandálf over Dumbledor?
Gandalf was being use as a mop by Sáruman--also the both of them(gan and saru) have no real magic they just pushed each other
come on guyz come on did you even watch the movies?



Chicago
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Posts: 14027
July 29th, 2008 - 10:16 AM

universally reviled messageboard posts vs. shear strength of anal sphincter muscle tissue


TUCSON/AZ
Joined: 10/01/07
Posts: 193
July 29th, 2008 - 1:36 PM

the tissue damage of a coat hanger abortion vs. the physical reaction to Church using correct accents on the names of LOTR characters


Chicago
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Posts: 14027
July 29th, 2008 - 1:48 PM

little birdie knowing what the correct accents are vs. me giving her a reason for a coathanger abortion


TUCSON/AZ
Joined: 10/01/07
Posts: 193
July 29th, 2008 - 1:51 PM

the pain of a coat hanger abortion vs. the amusement the pictures of the act leading to the coat hanger abortion would bring us all


Chicago
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Posts: 14027
July 29th, 2008 - 2:03 PM

that's a win-win for me if i've ever ween one


Chicago
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Posts: 14027
July 29th, 2008 - 2:04 PM

seen even!


sudbury
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Posts: 1204
July 29th, 2008 - 2:13 PM

POIIGTH


CHATSWORTH/CA
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Posts: 18131
July 29th, 2008 - 2:17 PM

ween on


BEACON/NY
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Posts: 2
July 29th, 2008 - 7:24 PM

dude you're hot.


CHATSWORTH/CA
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Posts: 18131
July 29th, 2008 - 7:33 PM

Don't be dicks, dicks....


NEWARK/DE
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Posts: 1956
July 29th, 2008 - 7:35 PM

psh, you guys think you're too cool for wizard duels


LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 8933
July 29th, 2008 - 8:04 PM

Church Said:
How can anyone say Gandálf over Dumbledor?
Gandalf was being use as a mop by Sáruman--also the both of them(gan and saru) have no real magic they just pushed each other
come on guyz come on did you even watch the movies?


Uh.

I'm guessing we're taking it from the books more than the movies, if you say Gandalf was a badass.

But unless the rumors are true and Dumbledore can COME BACK FROM BEING DEAD as a new and more powerful aspect, I'm gonna have to go with Gandalf.

But then, Dumbledore has that Phoenix as his pet and all. I just wonder if he wouldn't resort to slap-fighting.



TACOMA/WA
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Posts: 8723
July 29th, 2008 - 8:06 PM

FAIL vs FAIL


WACO/TX
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Posts: 1528
July 29th, 2008 - 8:06 PM




Church Said:
How can anyone say Gandálf over Dumbledor?
Gandalf was being use as a mop by Sáruman--also the both of them(gan and saru) have no real magic they just pushed each other
come on guyz come on did you even watch the movies?


FAIL.


[auta miqula orqú]

FTW.



WACO/TX
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Posts: 1528
July 29th, 2008 - 8:08 PM




WACO/TX
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Posts: 1528
July 29th, 2008 - 8:09 PM

Also,
Gandalf is a maia
http://i.e.
imfuckingmortal.



TUCSON/AZ
Joined: 10/01/07
Posts: 193
July 29th, 2008 - 10:29 PM

Whoa
theres like 30 posts in between my opportunity for a good joke
and now
obviously
I need to check more often



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