frigaliment Said:
Hathos:
First off, I want to see the birth certificate evidencing your native Portland, Oregonian status.
Secondly, if your claim is true, and if the Portland, Oregon public schools are worth their salt, you should have learned that Portland, Maine was settled some 200 years before anyone gave a fuck about Portland Oregon. You should have also learned that your un-original forefathers named your city after the then prominent and bustling city of Portland, Maine (the other option was Boston).
Third, I wear Dexter boat-shoes that I bought at a thrift-store. This seem incongruous with your suggestions that I am pretentious, or pompous. Certainly, considering my choice of foot attire, I think you'll agree: a hipster I am certainly not.
Fourth: what is pretentious or pompous about correcting the myoptic notions of Portland-Oregon-centric douche-bags by pointing out that there is another, albeit much smaller, city which bears the same name, and which deserves the respect of at least adding an comma and two letters after they refer to "Portland" to indicate which Portland said douche-bag is refering to? A: Nothing.
Fifth: why must you be such a little cunt? If you don't like my posts, don't read or respond to them! If my posts make you feel dumb, or inferior, well, I'm sorry.
