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burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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September 1st, 2008 - 1:45 PM

LOL WAY TO GO ON THE PARENTING AND FAMILY VALUES MOM!! TOO BUSY KILLING POLARIZED BEEAARRZZ, CLEANING YOUR GUN, AND GETTING KNOCKED UP YOURSELF TO TEACH THE KIDS SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE IS UNAMERICAN!!!




Palin Says Daughter, 17, Is Pregnant
By LIZ SIDOTI, AP
posted: 1 HOUR 28 MINUTES AGOcomments: 1219filed under: Election News, Republican Conventions News, John McCainPrintShareText SizeAAAST. PAUL, Minn. (Sept.1) - John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin said Monday that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant, an announcement campaign aides said was aimed at rebutting Internet rumors that Palin's youngest son, born in April, was actually her daughter's.

A statement released by the campaign said that Bristol Palin will keep her baby and marry the child's father. Bristol Palin's baby is due in late December.
"Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents," Sarah and Todd Palin said in the brief statement.

The disclosure of the pregnancy came on the opening day of the Republican National Convention, scaled back because of Hurricane Gustav, and three days after McCain named Palin as his running mate. The other news was likely to overshadow the disclosure.
The first-term Alaska governor was in Minnesota preparing for her acceptance speech when the campaign issued the statement; her family was home in Alaska.
"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family," they added.


gravytrain009
BROOKLYN/NY
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Posts: 5009
September 1st, 2008 - 1:48 PM

SO MANY LOLS HERE


HectorXDelgado
OUT ON AN ISLAND
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September 1st, 2008 - 1:48 PM

lo mike didnt even read about this


HE SENSED IT


bradarad
NEWTONVILLE/MA
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Posts: 5858
September 1st, 2008 - 1:49 PM

oh good. at least they are making her marry the dude.

also,
this thread is worthless without pix of the girl. you should know better, michael.


get_in_the_van
PITTSBURGH/PA
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Posts: 1640
September 1st, 2008 - 1:50 PM

Bristol?


cicada
ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 1st, 2008 - 1:51 PM

LOL @ "BRISTOL"


elizaelectric
NEW YORK/NY
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September 1st, 2008 - 1:52 PM

This has made my day.


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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Posts: 11065
September 1st, 2008 - 1:52 PM



THAT LIL HO ON THE RIGHT!!


WS & PULL OUT


tofuhero
LOS ANGELES/CA
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Posts: 703
September 1st, 2008 - 1:52 PM




get_in_the_van
PITTSBURGH/PA
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Posts: 1640
September 1st, 2008 - 1:53 PM



GIS'ed


cicada
ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 1st, 2008 - 1:53 PM




cicada
ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 1st, 2008 - 1:53 PM

LOL HOMELY


tofuhero
LOS ANGELES/CA
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September 1st, 2008 - 1:54 PM

Go ahead and move that ring over one finger, Bristol.


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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Posts: 11065
September 1st, 2008 - 1:55 PM

LOL AMERICA IS SOOOOO DIVIDED!!

Will this news hurt the Republican presidential ticket?
Yes 50% 91,185
No 50% 90,203


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11065
September 1st, 2008 - 1:56 PM

OH SHIT! JUST RELEASED! A PIC OF BABAY DADDAY





bradarad
NEWTONVILLE/MA
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Posts: 5858
September 1st, 2008 - 1:57 PM

is she pregnantz in those pix or just a bellyfull of sperm?


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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Posts: 11065
September 1st, 2008 - 2:03 PM

keeping my fingers crossed dude is mad old and grizzly lookin.

THAT'S HOW THEY DO IN ALASKA


bradarad
NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:07 PM




get_in_the_van
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:08 PM

burning_monk Said:
keeping my fingers crossed dude is mad old and grizzly lookin.

THAT'S HOW THEY DO IN ALASKA


Rumor is that he's like 26. GOD I HOPE SO.


tofuhero
LOS ANGELES/CA
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:18 PM

The little one down in front creeps me out.


cicada
ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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Posts: 7145
September 1st, 2008 - 2:21 PM

i keep expecting her to lurch forward out of my monitor like the little girl in RINGU, all frothy and hair-flippy-like and start gnawing on me.

YARRRRR! DNW


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:22 PM

burning_monk Said:
keeping my fingers crossed this baby is ree-ree too

REE-REE IS HOW THEY DO IN ALASKA


cicada
ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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Posts: 7145
September 1st, 2008 - 2:40 PM

DO YOU GUYS BELIEVE THIS? SARAH PALIN FAKED HER PREGNANCY WITH REE-REE BABY TO COVER FOR AN EARLIER BRISTOL TEEN PREGGERS UH-OH? WITH THE REE-REE???

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2944 356420080901

i found some stuff on facebook saying the father is a 16-year-old named Charles Ray from Alaska. BORING. someone is leaking his pics to perezhilton. (but he deleted his facebook about an hour ago.) WILL RETURN ONCE THE PHOTO LEAK HAPPENS.


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:47 PM

i think hurricane Gustav is God's wraith over Bristol's whorishness


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:50 PM

wrathful wraith?


discostu
Montreal
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:51 PM

bradarad Said:
is she pregnantz in those pix or just a bellyfull of sperm?


A LITTLE FROM COLUMN A. A LITTLE FROM COLUMN B.


discostu
Montreal
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:52 PM

burning_monk Said:
i think hurricane Gustav is God's wraith over Bristol's whorishness


NO NO NO THAT'S STILL THE GAYS' FAULT.


get_in_the_van
PITTSBURGH/PA
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:54 PM

get_in_the_van Said:
Bristol?


And her sons' names are "Track" and.... "Trig."
NOTHING LIKE NAMING YOUR BABY AFTER A SUBJECT YOU HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL.


cicada
ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:55 PM

^ YEAH, NOTICE THERE ISN'T ONE NAMED "SEX ED"


whoopsmak
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:56 PM

cicada Said:
^ YEAH, NOTICE THERE ISN'T ONE NAMED "SEX ED"


I think the downie one is named that.


girlnamedbrigid
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September 1st, 2008 - 2:58 PM

burning_monk Said:
OH SHIT! JUST RELEASED! A PIC OF BABAY DADDAY






oh jesus. i just LOLED IRL
i've been talking to my family all weekend about i hated the lady because she was anti-save the polar bears. this made my day.


discostu
Montreal
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Posts: 19966
September 1st, 2008 - 2:58 PM

LOL WHICH ONE'S TRACK AND WHICH ONE'S TRIG?

cicada Said:
^ YEAH, NOTICE THERE ISN'T ONE NAMED "SEX ED"


I WONDER IF THEY'RE GOING TO NAME THE DAUGHTER'S BABY "DIRTY TOOTHBRUSH"


EnderWiggin
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September 1st, 2008 - 3:05 PM

whoopsmak Said:
cicada Said:
^ YEAH, NOTICE THERE ISN'T ONE NAMED "SEX ED"


I think the downie one is named that.


No no. They named him Special Ed.




HectorXDelgado
OUT ON AN ISLAND
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Posts: 1918
September 1st, 2008 - 3:16 PM

RE-RE ONLY HAS ONE E

FAGS


HectorXDelgado
OUT ON AN ISLAND
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September 1st, 2008 - 3:16 PM

well TWO Es but you get it


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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September 1st, 2008 - 3:33 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r ee+ree

NO U R TEH COCK FAG!!


HectorXDelgado
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September 1st, 2008 - 3:36 PM




nikkisneakers
NEW YORK/NY
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Posts: 1857
September 1st, 2008 - 3:48 PM

[/quote]
girlnamedbrigid Said:
burning_monk Said:
OH SHIT! JUST RELEASED! A PIC OF BABAY DADDAY






oh jesus. i just LOLED IRL
i've been talking to my family all weekend about i hated the lady because she was anti-save the polar bears. this made my day.


it better be...

no one fucks wit the eisbar.


treehugger
CHICAGO/IL
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Posts: 328
September 1st, 2008 - 3:50 PM

so getting pregnant at 17 makes you a whore? interesting.


HectorXDelgado
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September 1st, 2008 - 3:53 PM

treehugger Said:
so getting pregnant at 17 makes you a whore? interesting.



well i dont know about a whore

but it sure as fuck makes you an idiot.


LIFE OVER!


gravytrain009
BROOKLYN/NY
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Posts: 5009
September 1st, 2008 - 3:54 PM

LIFE IS JUST BEGINNING

IN HER UTERUS


burning_monk
BRONX/NY
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September 1st, 2008 - 3:55 PM

treehugger Said:
so getting pregnant at 17 makes you a whore? interesting.


this thread is going over your head


HectorXDelgado
OUT ON AN ISLAND
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Posts: 1918
September 1st, 2008 - 3:56 PM

gravytrain009 Said:
LIFE IS JUST BEGINNING

IN HER UTERUS


yea but that ones over too if its mom is 17


whoopsmak
MINNEAPOLIS/MN
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Posts: 1490
September 1st, 2008 - 3:58 PM

gravytrain009 Said:
LIFE IS JUST BEGINNING

IN HER UTERUS


Nolan
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 1972
September 1st, 2008 - 3:59 PM

it makes my taco pop


whoopsmak
MINNEAPOLIS/MN
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Posts: 1490
September 1st, 2008 - 3:59 PM

pbffff

I almost like that more with the misspelling. GOOD JOB ME.


treehugger
CHICAGO/IL
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September 1st, 2008 - 4:07 PM

burning_monk Said:
treehugger Said:
so getting pregnant at 17 makes you a whore? interesting.


this thread is going over your head


really? how so?


bradarad
NEWTONVILLE/MA
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Posts: 5858
September 1st, 2008 - 4:12 PM

whoopsmak Said:
pbffff

I almost like that more with the misspelling. GOOD JOB ME.


APPROVED


discostu
Montreal
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Posts: 19966
September 1st, 2008 - 4:16 PM

treehugger Said:
so getting pregnant at 17 makes you a whore? interesting.


discostu
Montreal
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Posts: 19966
September 1st, 2008 - 4:17 PM

treehugger Said:
burning_monk Said:
treehugger Said:
so getting pregnant at 17 makes you a whore? interesting.


this thread is going over your head


really? how so?


JUST......... STOP.


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