cicada Said:
guys with one earring
fat bellies on otherwise not muscular (ie. small) fellas
complainers
not valuing familial relationships, especially talking smack about your own parents WTF
eating crappy food constantly
knee-jerk politics
having those weird peely feet that you get from living in hippie sandals
refusing to try new things because they are new
not holding up your end of the conversation
not knowing how to do laundry
refusing to drink cheap beer with me when i want to
not having a pet based on some selfish principle
no interest in the arts