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OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

September 5th, 2008 - 5:55 PM

i'm probably the one of the few girls on MOC who finds michael phelps = serious WS WS WS WS.

but HOT DAMN, i wish i was this gal. no jokes.

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tofuhero

LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 703

September 5th, 2008 - 6:07 PM

i just want his $300 shirt.

whoopsmak

MINNEAPOLIS/MN
Joined: 05/18/07
Posts: 1490

September 5th, 2008 - 6:08 PM

I like that dude in his crew throwing up the half-assed gang sign no where
near smelling that stripper.

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18053

September 5th, 2008 - 6:50 PM

You cant touch the strippers!! They should have thrown his ass out

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18053

September 5th, 2008 - 6:51 PM

You also cant take pictures....

why is this making me so mad? lol

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7145

September 5th, 2008 - 6:57 PM

i don't think she is a stripper. that is at the upstairs club at the palms. i have been there, and the girls who wear those thigh-high socks are the cocktail service. not dancers. you can touch them.

and you can def take photos at the palms clubs.

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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Posts: 7145

September 5th, 2008 - 6:59 PM

ETA: the strippers at the palms wear just heels or boots and a metallic thong. when the aren't onstage the pull on this glittery sheer dress/top thingy.

lol stripper outfit.

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18053

September 5th, 2008 - 7:00 PM

hahahahha, why do you know all of this, Rheagan!

HectorXDelgado

OUT ON AN ISLAND
Joined: 07/04/08
Posts: 1918

September 5th, 2008 - 7:02 PM

how do you think she got her masters?

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7145

September 5th, 2008 - 7:04 PM

i used to go to vegas a lot! the palms is one of the nicest casinos and the club there is HOTT! dude, you can go out on the roof and there is a glass dancefloor where you can see 50 stories down to street level while you are dancing. fire club at mandalay bay is the best club in vegas, i think, though. best music, and they have topless cirque de soliel cage dancers and like fire dancers and trampolines. and the bathrooms have a planetarium ceiling.

lol clubbing in vegas. so ridiculous.

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7145

September 5th, 2008 - 7:08 PM

also, the club at the bellagio has backlit aquariums full of jellyfish. and the whole club is painted black and it is dark as fuck.

there is a restaurant below it called AREOL or something that has a three-story glass tower for the wine cellar in the center. topless women in leather bondage gear, angel wings, and rappelling equipment get your wine for you. HOLY SHIT IT'S AMAZING.

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

September 5th, 2008 - 7:20 PM

lol @ the girl's olympic tattoo on her hip. BISH PLZ.

cicada Said:

i used to go to vegas a lot! the palms is one of the nicest casinos and the club there is HOTT! dude, you can go out on the roof and there is a glass dancefloor where you can see 50 stories down to street level while you are dancing. fire club at mandalay bay is the best club in vegas, i think, though. best music, and they have topless cirque de soliel cage dancers and like fire dancers and trampolines. and the bathrooms have a planetarium ceiling.

lol clubbing in vegas. so ridiculous.

sounds amazing.

discostu

Montreal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 19966

September 5th, 2008 - 7:42 PM

myheadphones Said:

i'm probably the one of the few girls on MOC who finds michael phelps = serious WS WS WS WS.

but HOT DAMN, i wish i was this gal. no jokes.

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YOU REALLY HAVE AWFUL TASTE IN GUYS.

JUST SAYIN'...

jubs

SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4974

September 5th, 2008 - 8:22 PM

yea what a dipshit

discostu

Montreal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 19966

September 5th, 2008 - 8:51 PM

^^^ HE'S SUCH A DOUCHEBAG.

AND MARK MY WORDS - HE'S TOTALLY DOPING.

hathos

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6024

September 6th, 2008 - 1:55 PM

RYAN, YOU'RE ALL U MAD 'CAUSE CANADA'S OLYMPIC SWIMMERS SUCK.

IT PROBABLY HAS A LOT TO DO WITH THEIR TRAINING CONDITIONS:

discostu

Montreal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 19966

September 6th, 2008 - 1:57 PM

AHAHAHAHA

xXKitschXx

FULLERTON/CA
Joined: 06/11/08
Posts: 165

September 6th, 2008 - 2:24 PM

myheadphones Said:

She has beautiful bones

xXKitschXx

FULLERTON/CA
Joined: 06/11/08
Posts: 165

September 6th, 2008 - 2:25 PM

also, he kinda sucks.
eight gold medals wont be worth anything in a few years.

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

September 6th, 2008 - 3:17 PM

quote=xXKitschXx]also, he kinda sucks.
eight gold medals wont be worth anything in a few years.[/quote]

I think he's attractive, and he's got a beautifully lean body and he accomplished something 99% of us will never be able to do. and he sounds like he is a grounded respectful guy as well. he doesn't flat iron his hair or do much else to alter his appearance, he's not trying to be something he's not, he's not riding on anyone else's coat tails - everything he has now he earned, and let him enjoy his success.

plus, he loves dogs.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11065

September 6th, 2008 - 3:29 PM

looks like every frat dude in the US

tofuhero

LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 703

September 6th, 2008 - 3:48 PM

and terrible taste in furniture

tofuhero

LOS ANGELES/CA
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Posts: 703

September 6th, 2008 - 3:50 PM

much respect for his accomplishments, though

discostu

Montreal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 19966

September 6th, 2008 - 4:13 PM

myheadphones Said:

quote=xXKitschXx]also, he kinda sucks.
eight gold medals wont be worth anything in a few years.

I think he's attractive, and he's got a beautifully lean body and he accomplished something 99% of us will never be able to do. and he sounds like he is a grounded respectful guy as well. he doesn't flat iron his hair or do much else to alter his appearance, he's not trying to be something he's not, he's not riding on anyone else's coat tails - everything he has now he earned, and let him enjoy his success.

plus, he loves dogs.

[/quote]

LOL IT'S EASY TO ACCOMPLISH WHAT HE'S DONE WHEN YOU'RE CHEATING.

NOTE TO YOU: ALL SWIMMERS HAVE "BEAUTIFULLY LEAN" BODIES, SO WHAT MAKES HIM ANY DIFFERENT THAN THE REST OF THEM? FROM THE PHOTOS OF HIM GROPING THE WAITRESSES, HE KIND OF COMES ACROSS AS A BIT OF A WOMANIZING DOUCHE. BUT IF THAT'S YOUR TYPE OF GUY, THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD AND BE DISAPPOINTED.

LOL @ SWOONING OVER DIPSHITS.

xXKitschXx

FULLERTON/CA
Joined: 06/11/08
Posts: 165

September 6th, 2008 - 10:51 PM

burning_monk Said:

looks like every frat dude in the US

i agree.
but i do give him props for being an animal lover.

todger

HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
Joined: 11/14/07
Posts: 2269

September 6th, 2008 - 10:54 PM

extremely attractive

holy_cannoli

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3584

September 6th, 2008 - 10:55 PM

i enjoy saying this because of the lulz factor:

I know someone who KNOWS SOMEONE who banged Phelps.

noahsark

Østfold
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3137

September 7th, 2008 - 12:08 PM

burning_monk Said:

looks like every frat dude in the US

pescha

Stockholm, SWEDEN
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2612

September 7th, 2008 - 12:12 PM

Hot bod, bad face.

girlnamedbrigid

SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2837

September 7th, 2008 - 12:28 PM

pescha Said:

Hot bod, bad face.

girlnamedbrigid

SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2837

September 7th, 2008 - 12:28 PM

PAPER BAG IT...

Church

Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 1782

September 7th, 2008 - 12:33 PM

Does he have downs?

pescha

Stockholm, SWEDEN
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2612

September 7th, 2008 - 12:34 PM

girlnamedbrigid Said:

PAPER BAG IT...

discostu

Montreal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 19966

September 7th, 2008 - 1:24 PM

Church Said:

Does he have downs?

ALSO, THIS:

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8617

September 7th, 2008 - 2:05 PM

^^^

pescha

Stockholm, SWEDEN
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2612

September 7th, 2008 - 2:11 PM

Plastic bag it

elizaelectric

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 07/05/07
Posts: 3807

September 7th, 2008 - 2:14 PM

I feel bad for Michael Phelps I feel like there is way too much pressure put on him as a human even if he does succeed and love swimming and everything.
LET THE MAN GO SEE STRIPPERS/ SCANDILY CLAD COCKTAIL WAITRESSES
hahaha

drunkenough

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5340

September 7th, 2008 - 2:21 PM

i enjoy speedos

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

September 7th, 2008 - 3:55 PM

holy_cannoli Said:

i enjoy saying this because of the lulz factor:

I know someone who KNOWS SOMEONE who banged Phelps.

DEETS. NOW.

algorithm

RICHMOND/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 9742

September 7th, 2008 - 4:08 PM

this is dumb.

familiarclarity

AURORA/CO
Joined: 09/01/08
Posts: 325

September 8th, 2008 - 8:28 AM

burning_monk Said:

looks like every frat dude in the US

yeah

plus dude is busted/goofy looking

but still, he's got a dozen plus gold medals

he should've already been nailing all of those dumb bitches and doing rails off their vags while getting rimjobs

5 years from now nobody is going to give two shits about 'em. better just live it up like a rockstar while you still can

ryanage

BUNNELL/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 911

September 8th, 2008 - 10:45 PM

i used to live with a stripper. she would have knocked him silly, even if he is michael phelps. she doesn't want gold medals in her g-string.

el_Uste

JERSEY CITY/NJ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 10244

September 9th, 2008 - 10:02 AM

He probably worships Jack Johnson.

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

November 26th, 2008 - 5:40 PM

here is his "girlfriend"

my heart is kind of broken now.. </3

iamameatpopsicl

Chicago
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 13786

November 26th, 2008 - 5:52 PM

gold medal digger! :(

belle

HOLLIDAYSBURG/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 5843

November 26th, 2008 - 5:58 PM

His face and style is serious DNW, but his body is definitely WS

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

November 26th, 2008 - 6:02 PM

honestly, if he HAD no money/majorr god like physique i'd still think he's attractive.

he looks/reminds me of my ex.

smallbike

RICHMOND/VA
Joined: 11/18/08
Posts: 8

November 26th, 2008 - 6:08 PM

your ex looks way cooler

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

November 26th, 2008 - 6:16 PM

he is. definetly.

part of my reasoning is that i think i have a MAJOR THANGG for
almond shape eyes, dark brown hair (crew cuts), and ears that stick out from the head.
considering the people i have dated/find attractive they all have these features.

i blame something in my genetic makeup.

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

November 26th, 2008 - 6:18 PM

and don't you all be saying well BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES is pretty common.

i'm talking about the shape of their features.