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ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 5:41 PM

a paleontologist with grateful dead stickers on his truck asked me to describe my orgasms.

i ran over a coyote. it didn't die, so i ran over it again.

two dudes saw me pee by accident and i got nervous and peed on my left boot.

a boom operator told me to turn off black rebel motorcycle club because it made him feel "like cutting himself." i thought i had chosen music with universal appeal, and now i have lost stereo privileges.

i saw some wild horses with a baby wild horse.

HectorXDelgado

OUT ON AN ISLAND
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September 6th, 2008 - 5:46 PM

JESUS DID YOU TRY TO KILL THE HORSES TOO?

also: BRMC bad form

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 5:52 PM

DUDE it was a bad day, coyotes run fast.

also: i know i know blindly stabbed at something "bluesy" near the top of the alphabet, it was a tough crowd to judge. FUCK. PRESSURE.

HectorXDelgado

OUT ON AN ISLAND
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September 6th, 2008 - 5:53 PM

hahah

ON TOMORROWS AGENDA:

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:05 PM

yeah, i have to work tomorrow too. WHAT SUNDAY TRIPLE PAY WHAT WHAT.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:07 PM

1st & 3rd BRMC ALBUMS ARE GREAT
4th IS GOOD

2nd SUCKS

WHICH ALBUM DID YOU CHOOSE

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:09 PM

cicada Said:

two dudes saw me pee by accident and i got nervous and peed on my left boot.

are you sure it was by accident?

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:11 PM

howl.

they drove up while i was peeing. ridic.

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:17 PM

I SAW BRMC OPEN FOR SPIRITUALIZED IN 2002 AND IT. FUCKING. OWNED.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:19 PM

bradarad Said:

I SAW BRMC OPEN FOR SPIRITUALIZED IN 2002 AND IT. FUCKING. OWNED.

word

i've seen them a few times and they were on point every time

crumbs

ROCHESTER/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:22 PM

bradarad Said:

I SAW BRMC OPEN FOR SPIRITUALIZED IN 2002 AND IT. FUCKING. OWNED.

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:23 PM

jesus christ i just remembered i picked up songs in A&E yesterday and haven't even listened to it yet.

doing this now.

jenericrecords

KANSAS CITY/MO
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:25 PM

bradarad Said:

I SAW BRMC OPEN FOR SPIRITUALIZED IN 2002 AND IT. FUCKING. OWNED.

Saw it in Lawrence... Yes, the best show I've been to. Followed by Pinback in 2001.

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:53 PM

i saw them at red rocks a few years ago. nice show.

i just drank a beer with the pervy paleontologist. he is hot but he is shorter than me. by about an inch i think.

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:55 PM

cicada Said:

he is shorter than me. by about an inch i think.

U HUNG!

crumbs

ROCHESTER/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:58 PM

bradarad Said:

cicada Said:

he is shorter than me. by about an inch i think.

U HUNG!

lol
side note: dnw ginger dix. every one i have seen is REALLY odd looking.

discostu

Montreal
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September 6th, 2008 - 6:58 PM

LOL GRATEFUL DEAD

LOL MURDER

LOL PEEING YOURSELF

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:01 PM

cicada Said:

i just drank a beer with the pervy paleontologist.

does have a "paleontologists go deep" bumper sticker?

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:02 PM

crumbs Said:

bradarad Said:

cicada Said:

he is shorter than me. by about an inch i think.

U HUNG!

lol
side note: dnw ginger dix. every one i have seen is REALLY odd looking.

GINGERS SHOULD STAY WITHIN THEIR OWN KIND. we don't need no half leprechauns runnin' around.

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:04 PM

FU BRADLEY

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:06 PM

<3 :D

tofuhero

LOS ANGELES/CA
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:32 PM

cicada Said:

i ran over a coyote. it didn't die, so i ran over it again.

two dudes saw me pee by accident and i got nervous and peed on my left boot.

Did the coyote see you pee also?

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:37 PM

the coyote did not see much.

guys, it was not mean to kill the coyote! i don't even eat meat and stuff (for lots of reasons but one of them is that i like animals). it was SUUUUFFFFFERING. and it basically kamikazied itself into my front axle.

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:40 PM

OKAY JUST FOR THE RECORD,

i was peeing on purpose. and the guys ACCIDENTALLY saw me. OKAY? and i tried to jump up really fast and got pee on my boot. GEEZ.

and i am female. "shorter" is height. i am 5'10" and i would guess the pervert dinosaur enthusiast is somewhat shorter. IN HEIGHT.

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:53 PM

cicada Said:

the coyote did not see much.

guys, it was not mean to kill the coyote! i don't even eat meat and stuff (for lots of reasons but one of them is that i like animals). it was SUUUUFFFFFERING. and it basically kamikazied itself into my front axle.

so you drove over it again?!?!?! DDD:
isn't this why everyone in wyoming carries a side arm?

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 7:59 PM

also, this is the mental image i am conjuring of your paleontologist bf

crumbs

ROCHESTER/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:02 PM

kye-oat or kye-o-tee?

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:02 PM

i do not carry a sidearm.

once i got out of a truck and beat a deer to death with a shovel. the "back up and try again" method works best with smaller animals or when there is no oncoming traffic.

the paleontologist is more like a 25-year-old jam band enthusiast in cargo pants. DNW.

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:04 PM

i am wearing cargo shorts r/n. that go past my knees.

TRUTH. :(

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:06 PM

HAR!

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:12 PM

and re: jam bands. i did live sounds for these guys once lol

and yes. everyone really danced like that.

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:18 PM

THIS THREAD JUST JUMPED THE GHEY

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:24 PM

aaah sorry!!! i was about to post me at 17 with dreadlocks too!

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:31 PM

bradarad Said:

me at 17 with dreadlocks too!

oh lord say it ain't so man

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:32 PM

(i have had dreadlocks too)

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:48 PM

hahaha oh it was so. i was one of those rare breed skater punk indie hippie kids in 1995. equal parts drive like jehu, phish, meat puppets, blur, mephiskaphales, and spinanes.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:48 PM

i had a huge thing for girls with dreads in the 90s

elizaelectric

NEW YORK/NY
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:51 PM

its better that you ran it over again but still
SAD :(

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:55 PM

burning_monk Said:

i had a huge thing for girls in the 90s

tofuhero

LOS ANGELES/CA
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September 6th, 2008 - 8:55 PM

bradarad Said:

hahaha oh it was so. i was one of those rare breed skater punk indie hippie kids in 1995. equal parts drive like jehu, phish, meat puppets, blur, mephiskaphales, and spinanes.

Drive Like Jehu... them and Clickitat Ikatowi ruled the SD scene back then. Yank Crime was great. And then of course Rocket From the Crypt.

bradarad

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September 6th, 2008 - 9:11 PM

tofuhero Said:

bradarad Said:

hahaha oh it was so. i was one of those rare breed skater punk indie hippie kids in 1995. equal parts drive like jehu, phish, meat puppets, blur, mephiskaphales, and spinanes.

Drive Like Jehu... them and Clickitat Ikatowi ruled the SD scene back then. Yank Crime was great. And then of course Rocket From the Crypt.

you are a wise, wise man. i was 100% alone on this on the east coast.

ALOHA! SUIT UP!

hathos

PORTLAND/OR
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September 6th, 2008 - 9:48 PM

the spinanes were incredible. i saw 'em play a free show with heatmiser and hazel at the rose garden(not the basketball arena) back in, like, 95 or something.

i really really liked that band. same goes for hazel. they both shoulda been WAY bigger.

bradarad

NEWTONVILLE/MA
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September 6th, 2008 - 9:51 PM

my neighbor throughout highschool was OBSESSED with hazel. nice one.

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 6th, 2008 - 10:41 PM

if you mention drive like jehu, don't forget tad.

GHEYNESS/ JUMPED OFF

Church

Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
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September 6th, 2008 - 10:57 PM

Did the coyote make a sound? one time i ran over a dead cat a everyone i was riding with heard the crunch sound.
Also peeing spots are hard to find i understand

hathos

PORTLAND/OR
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September 6th, 2008 - 11:02 PM

bradarad Said:

my neighbor throughout highschool was OBSESSED with hazel. nice one.

ONCE, BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, I SAW A HAZEL VIDEO ON BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD. EPIC MOMENT IN TV HISTORY

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 7th, 2008 - 5:12 PM

sooooo...today:

i met an awesome little trencher operator from modesto. his name is victor and he has full arm sleeve tattoos of WWI weapons and machinery. he was going to college but then decided to "learn all about machines" because of some crazy anarchist politics. we talked about music for a while. YOU GUYS HAVE TO APPRECIATE THIS BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE COOL WORKING OUT HERE. NO ONE. EXCEPT ME AND VICTOR. AND THE PALEONTOLOGIST GETS HALF CREDIT.

i hung out with the paleontology crew for a while and WE FOUND FOSSILS. OF ANCIENT LEAVES AND FLOWERS. i have pics that i will post later.

also, the new crew 3 boss is a polygamist mormon (fundamentalist mormon) with four wives. he has a picture of warren jeffs or whoeverthefuck in his truck and a book of mormon and other literature. including "the teachings of joseph smith" and "new zion rising." victor and i totally looked in his truck and were freaked out. WHO TAKES THIS STUFF OUT TO A JOB SITE??!?!

also i found a really huge quartz crystal.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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September 7th, 2008 - 5:17 PM

new crew boss mormon is prob hoping to dig up those golden plates/proof jesus was in the US

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
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September 7th, 2008 - 7:38 PM

HAY GUESS WHAT?

GOING TO DRINK AT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT WITH VICTOR AND THE PALEONTOLOGIST. LOL

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
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September 7th, 2008 - 7:59 PM

FINGAR CUFFZ TIME!