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perfectfiord

ASTORIA/NY
Joined: 09/06/08
Posts: 1121

October 3rd, 2008 - 1:24 PM

i don't even care if no one replies. why? because

brad pitt in snatch had the perfect male body. I don't have to be gay to consent to that scientific fact.

todger

HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
Joined: 11/14/07
Posts: 2269

October 3rd, 2008 - 1:25 PM

http://www.makeoutclub.com/todger

Danii

RICHMOND/VA
Joined: 09/30/08
Posts: 3

October 3rd, 2008 - 1:29 PM

:P
I'm not gay but....she is hot.

BrodieLafours

CARLSBAD/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8351

October 3rd, 2008 - 4:33 PM

Fight club too

not gay, just jealous of the ridiculous discipline it takes to get cut up like that

nasty

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 586

October 3rd, 2008 - 4:42 PM

totally.

billet_doux

FOUNTAIN VALLEY/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3142

October 3rd, 2008 - 5:01 PM

why even bother wearing a top? no titties in thar!

elizaelectric

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: 07/05/07
Posts: 3807

October 3rd, 2008 - 5:23 PM

teenagepoetry1 Said:

nasty Said:

totally.

how does a woman like that look in everyday clothing? i'm curious.

THAT HAS TO BE A MAN WITH A TINY PENIS (STEROIDS DUH) AND A WIG!

myheadphones

OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 2312

October 3rd, 2008 - 6:53 PM

i would like to have/working on ;) an athletic toned body ANY DAY over a size 0 waif model boyish shape.
i want my curves, thnx.

natalie coughlin is a perfect example. ^

anthonygiard

ELLINGTON/CT
Joined: 09/30/08
Posts: 176

October 3rd, 2008 - 7:04 PM

nasty Said:

totally.

I hope thats shopped', but if it's not.

Disgusting.

anthonygiard

ELLINGTON/CT
Joined: 09/30/08
Posts: 176

October 3rd, 2008 - 7:04 PM

nasty Said:

totally.

I hope thats shopped', but if it's not.

Disgusting.

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18053

October 3rd, 2008 - 7:13 PM

Cheesy Scrambled Eggs

perfectfiord

ASTORIA/NY
Joined: 09/06/08
Posts: 1121

October 3rd, 2008 - 7:20 PM

billet_doux Said:

why even bother wearing a top? no titties in thar!

oh no. there are, I don't know MOC nudity policy, but there are boobies under there. it's a fucking disgusting sight.. just google image search muscle babes till you find one with no implants.

teenagepoetry1 Said:

how does a woman like that look in everyday clothing? i'm curious.

exactly like a male bodybuilder, maybe smaller waist.

norka

NORTH LAS VEGAS/NV
Joined: 09/28/08
Posts: 135

October 4th, 2008 - 1:34 AM

nasty Said:

totally.

i want to smack that shemale in th face
but im afraid she might beat me up

richiro

BRISTOL/PA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 80

October 4th, 2008 - 1:37 AM

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8616

October 4th, 2008 - 1:44 AM

I've done work at this woman's house a few times.

And yes, it is a little unnerving.

As far as the Brad Pitt goes--there's a reason everyone finds him so attractive. The guy has an insane physique, is a decent actor, and he's actually pretty funny. Snatch and all.

perfectfiord

ASTORIA/NY
Joined: 09/06/08
Posts: 1121

October 4th, 2008 - 8:14 AM

re: brad pitt

i dont know about "insane physique" or "ridiculous discipline"

pretty much gotta be born proportioned that way, and maintaining like 3% body fat is really fucking easy for some people. see also: phelps

hathos

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 6024

October 4th, 2008 - 11:20 AM

richiro Said:

YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON.

http://P.S. HAVE YOU READ HIS BOOK? WIN

discostu

Montreal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 19966

October 4th, 2008 - 2:40 PM

Danii Said:

:P
I'm not gay but....she is hot.

NEW USERS FORUM, PLZ.

BrodieLafours

CARLSBAD/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8351

October 4th, 2008 - 3:09 PM

him too

perfectfiord Said:

re: brad pitt

i dont know about "insane physique" or "ridiculous discipline"

pretty much gotta be born proportioned that way, and maintaining like 3% body fat is really fucking easy for some people. see also: phelps

Dude, I don't care who you are, it isn't "really fucking easy" to keep 3% body fat. Phelps swims like 50 miles a day, on top of doing weight training. that shit is ridiculous discipline

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2276

October 4th, 2008 - 3:19 PM

a four year olds body. so im cute as a button and a genius at coloring inside the lines

Church

Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 1782

October 4th, 2008 - 3:25 PM

I just need a couple of good extra arms

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18053

October 4th, 2008 - 3:30 PM

Where is Ashley Sliced_Up when I need her to get my joke!

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18053

October 4th, 2008 - 3:30 PM

On a serious note though.

Angelina Jolie in Girl Interrupted

sliced_up

PHOENIX/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3720

October 4th, 2008 - 3:35 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:

Cheesy Scrambled Eggs

that is so wrong, gracie

Imaginary_Grace

CHATSWORTH/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 18053

October 4th, 2008 - 3:38 PM

Hahaha :(

familiarclarity

AURORA/CO
Joined: 09/01/08
Posts: 325

October 4th, 2008 - 3:51 PM

perfectfiord Said:

re: brad pitt

i dont know about "insane physique" or "ridiculous discipline"

pretty much gotta be born proportioned that way, and maintaining like 3% body fat is really fucking easy for some people. see also: phelps

while 6packs may occur without effort for a lucky few, pecs and biceps/triceps don't just pop up out of nowhere. especially while still remaining super slim

BrodieLafours Said:

Fight club too

not gay, just jealous of the ridiculous discipline it takes to get cut up like that

look at those guns man

dude was obviously doing weight training and probably tons of push-ups

beardofdoom

seminole, florida
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2678

October 4th, 2008 - 3:53 PM

i would like to look like henry rollins, but with a neck. but i'm pretty damn lazy.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11064

October 4th, 2008 - 4:10 PM

BrodieLafours Said:

Dude, I don't care who you are, it isn't "really fucking easy" to keep 3% body fat. that shit is ridiculous discipline

word

genetics plays a role but that shit is straight up workingout 8+ hours a day

Church

Hordaland,Bergen/Long beach,California
Joined: 06/23/08
Posts: 1782

October 4th, 2008 - 4:25 PM

wtf is that?

discostu

Montreal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 19966

October 4th, 2008 - 4:26 PM

IT'S CALLED A MUSCLE.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11064

October 4th, 2008 - 4:27 PM

obliques

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2276

October 4th, 2008 - 5:11 PM

perfectfiord Said:

i don't even care if no one replies. why? because

brad pitt in snatch had the perfect male body. I don't have to be gay to consent to that scientific fact.

muscles that are too big to cuddle, dnw

CMRuiz

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7687

October 4th, 2008 - 5:26 PM

JSNLevi

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2439

October 4th, 2008 - 5:36 PM

http://http://www.toptenz...john-holmes.jpg" class='IMG_hardcode'>

perfectfiord

ASTORIA/NY
Joined: 09/06/08
Posts: 1121

October 4th, 2008 - 11:29 PM

re: brad pitt working out 8 hours a day

no. or if he is, he's doing something wrong. he's fucking tiny, it would be almost impossible to lift even half that amount of time, every other day, and not gain weight. he doesn't have "guns" lol, he's just toned to bliss.

ffs, his chest almost goes in.

burning_monk

BRONX/NY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 11064

October 4th, 2008 - 11:50 PM

my 8 hours a day comment wasn't specifically aimed at Pitt. it was a general statement on incredibly fit people. 4% bodyfat, strength, and flexibility to do what we are talking about (action scenes in movies, gold medal winners, etc) do not come from solely from genetics. and when people (like actors and athletes) say they workout all day it does not mean they are "lifting" that whole time. i worked in the fitness field for 6 years. i can tell you that Pitt and Phelps both spend A LOT of time working out for their respective "jobs."

uglysmoocher

SAINT AUGUSTINE/FL
Joined: 01/26/08
Posts: 229

October 5th, 2008 - 2:04 AM

Church Said:

wtf is that?

(^ is my favorite part of a boy.)

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 8616

October 5th, 2008 - 2:13 AM

BrodieLafours Said:

him too

perfectfiord Said:

re: brad pitt

i dont know about "insane physique" or "ridiculous discipline"

pretty much gotta be born proportioned that way, and maintaining like 3% body fat is really fucking easy for some people. see also: phelps

Dude, I don't care who you are, it isn't "really fucking easy" to keep 3% body fat. Phelps swims like 50 miles a day, on top of doing weight training. that shit is ridiculous discipline

Sure it is, if you're 19 and don't know what it's like to struggle with your weight. Before the metabolic slowdown around 23, I used to eat 2 double cheeseburgers in a sitting and still feel hungry.

I remember intentionally overeating to try and make myself gain weight, because I was tired of being "that thin guy" or "that small guy"

I do that now, and suddenly I've gained 5 lbs.

So sure, it's easy to go "lol fatties, no self discipline. So easy to stay thin, lol" if you have no idea what maintaining or loosing weight is actually like.