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thelonegremlin

MISSOULA/MT
Joined: 07/26/08
Posts: 827

October 6th, 2008 - 10:04 AM

"Big news: I'm knocked up! Yes, add me to your list of people who are stupid enough to bring a child into the world. A girl. Due end of January. I'm glad it's a girl, boys are stinky."

gah. it's like a fucking plague. and the illness is easily followed....a marriage and then three months later "oh boy, i'm preggars!" what is this, the 1800s?

/end brief, pointless rant

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7145

October 6th, 2008 - 10:10 AM

NOW HERE IS A POST I CAN GET BEHIND.

X

bree4breakfast

GRANITE CITY/IL
Joined: 10/03/08
Posts: 1

October 6th, 2008 - 10:15 AM

Totally agree. "If you can't wrap it, you can't tap it" should be a motto everyone lives by.

discostu

Montreal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 19966

October 6th, 2008 - 10:25 AM

DOES WRAPPING IT IN BACON COUNT?

stare2clearskie

HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4616

October 6th, 2008 - 10:33 AM

cicada Said:

NOW HERE IS A POST I CAN GET BEHIND.

X

almost a year of marriage and no parasites

im ready to got get snipped

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7145

October 6th, 2008 - 11:26 AM

EVERY TIME SEX AND BACON ARE MENTIONED IN THE SAME THREAD...

thelonegremlin

MISSOULA/MT
Joined: 07/26/08
Posts: 827

October 6th, 2008 - 11:27 AM

stare2clearskie Said:

cicada Said:

NOW HERE IS A POST I CAN GET BEHIND.

X

almost a year of marriage and no parasites

im ready to got get snipped

i'd get snipped too...except for the horror stories i've heard
so i'm just a faithful costco shopper
gotta love the 40 packs of trojans...

stare2clearskie

HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4616

October 6th, 2008 - 11:28 AM

i am the pullout king

thelonegremlin

MISSOULA/MT
Joined: 07/26/08
Posts: 827

October 6th, 2008 - 11:38 AM

MMMMMMMMM BACON.

stare2clearskie Said:

i am the pullout king

famous last words....

koley_bear

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 20146

October 6th, 2008 - 11:50 AM

This is why every 3 months I get a shot that causes me to have unsightly bruises. ERIC YOU BETTER APPRECIATE ALL MY PAIN.

Vanarse

the forgotten part of ontario
Joined: 10/06/08
Posts: 15

October 6th, 2008 - 11:55 AM

Ugh! and then if they're one of your best friends they get all secretly jealous on you . Because, you can still go out and dont have some thing hanging off your tit 1465435 times a day. Then the baby's daddy dumps them and they start dating the hugest losers just so that they can live up to societys standards as a "family". I guess I had it all wrong when I thought my friends were a little bit progressive.

stare2clearskie

HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4616

October 6th, 2008 - 12:11 PM

thelonegremlin Said:

MMMMMMMMM BACON.

stare2clearskie Said:

i am the pullout king

famous last words....

shes on b/c and there are lots of stairs where we live

girlnamedbrigid

SIERRA VISTA/AZ
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2837

October 6th, 2008 - 12:42 PM

it does seem to be a popular thing right now....
and you might as well get the snipping done

stare2clearskie Said:

cicada Said:

NOW HERE IS A POST I CAN GET BEHIND.

X

almost a year of marriage and no parasites

im ready to got get snipped

i have a friend who's been married for ten years and had no intentions of EVER having kids..she will be having a boy in jan.

also, one of my best friends is on her third kid right now. i asked her why not stop having kids and like....go to school or something? since all she does is stay home and can't get a decent job outside of mary kay....her response is now that they have kids, she can't afford to get any college in. SO WHY KEEP POPPING OUT BABIES I ASK?! if you can't afford for yourself to go to school, how are you going to help these kids out in the future?

me, i'm perfectly content with the one and only i have. sure, i would have liked to go out more when she was younger but at the same time it was MY decision to have a kid, so, there was not really any jealousy. i knew what went along with it. now, those party people who end up getting knocked up because of a drunken night of unprotected sex, hahaha well, i think that description of the jealousy thing would be accurate. i just made sure i enjoyed those 1 or 2 nights a month i got to go out and party. i can go out a bit more often now if i want because i don't have that constant fear of "oh my god, is the babysitter going to drop her on her head and become a re-re"

my husband wants to have like three more kids. this is crazy talk if you ask me. i might compromise and say MAYBE ONE more, but that won't be for years and years. i dealt with the whole daycare/diapers/puking stuff while i worked full time. i'll be damned if i do that again before i'm done with school/get in a good job/stable with that good job.

cicada

ST. JAMES INFIRMARY
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7145

October 6th, 2008 - 3:07 PM

i am going to baby shower pictures for you guys tonight.

thelonegremlin

MISSOULA/MT
Joined: 07/26/08
Posts: 827

October 6th, 2008 - 3:11 PM

noodz?

damn i crack myself up.