Brutal Ego Shattering Quote of the Day - Oldschool

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 01/23/09
Posts: 2658

July 3rd, 2009 - 5:11 PM

'I should bring *** to one of those speed dating events.. she really needs to get laid' says my friend's girlfriend to me before she remembers I have a total crush on the girl.

bradarad

BOSTON/MA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 11541

July 3rd, 2009 - 6:57 PM

maybe you should try to have sex with her.

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12047

July 3rd, 2009 - 7:19 PM

Come on, be a pornstar bro
Don't stop 'till you get it up

C'mon, you can pimp that ho
Don't stop 'till you buck her futt

WHOOOOO!

Andyinthefront

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8444

July 3rd, 2009 - 7:20 PM

i hear stuff like this on the daily ;]

gwennygirl

FLINT/MI
Joined: 02/13/09
Posts: 987

July 3rd, 2009 - 7:22 PM

maybe i'm just a girl, but i don't get how that shattered your ego.

noahsark

Østfold
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3482

July 3rd, 2009 - 7:25 PM

why was this ego shattering?
just go bang her.
you've been given a window of opportunity!

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12047

July 3rd, 2009 - 7:34 PM

gwennygirl Said:

maybe i'm just a girl, but i don't get how that shattered your ego.

Sometimes guys get fixated on the most emotionally unavailable scatterbrained skank they can find, and they channel all of their emotional well-being through said skank.

And then, because the skank is emotionally unavailable and unaware the interest exists, or just doesn't care, they end up dating a lot of other people they're not that wild about to fill their time. And since they're not that wild about some of the girls they're dating, they get a reputation for being a "player," because instead of pining away after one love interest that doesn't know we exist, they're out exploring other options.

Andyinthefront

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8444

July 3rd, 2009 - 7:40 PM

EnderWiggin Said:

gwennygirl Said:

maybe i'm just a girl, but i don't get how that shattered your ego.

Sometimes guys get fixated on the most emotionally unavailable scatterbrained skank they can find, and they channel all of their emotional well-being through said skank.

And then, because the skank is emotionally unavailable and unaware the interest exists, or just doesn't care, they end up dating a lot of other people they're not that wild about to fill their time. And since they're not that wild about some of the girls they're dating, they get a reputation for being a "player," because instead of pining away after one love interest that doesn't know we exist, they're out exploring other options.

GET THE FUCK OUT MY HEAD CHARLES

clay

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 01/23/09
Posts: 2658

July 4th, 2009 - 1:29 AM

I guess I didn't explain it the way I thought but it was followed up like this ..

'*** needs to get laid'

'Yeah?!?!' *points to self*

and then her telling me it wasn't going to happen basically.. anyway I got shot down and cock blocked by the friend

zervoslives

CROWN POINT/IN
Joined: Old School
Posts: 1593

July 4th, 2009 - 1:33 AM

I respond to shit like this by being hate-filled and angry. I also probably think shit like this because I"m an angry, angry asshole.

clay

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 01/23/09
Posts: 2658

July 4th, 2009 - 1:36 AM

I responded by laughing

'So you are going to set her up with some jock asshole instead of me???!'

'At least he would have money..'

Dissed.

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12047

July 4th, 2009 - 9:28 AM

clay Said:

I guess I didn't explain it the way I thought but it was followed up like this ..

'*** needs to get laid'

'Yeah?!?!' *points to self*

and then her telling me it wasn't going to happen basically.. anyway I got shot down and cock blocked by the friend

You can't get twat-blocked by your friend if you jump-a-ho.

makes

OCEANSIDE/CA
Joined: 08/25/08
Posts: 581

July 4th, 2009 - 12:57 PM

"the only girls that arent whores are the ones that died at birth"
- gary

noahsark

Østfold
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Posts: 3482

July 4th, 2009 - 5:49 PM

clay Said:

I responded by laughing

'So you are going to set her up with some jock asshole instead of me???!'

'At least he would have money..'

Dissed.

awwww.

TooDarkPark

Skidbury
Joined: 06/30/09
Posts: 86

July 4th, 2009 - 5:58 PM

"Man has gone out to explore other worlds and other civilizations without having explored his own labyrinth of dark passages and secret chambers, and without finding what lies behind doorways that he himself has sealed."- Solaris, Stanislaw Lem