that'll be me in one week when i'm in class
except i'll be feeling really old and really creepy (well, only creepy if there are young hotties in class, and goddammit, there better be)
i made a few of them cry by disagreeing with their stances on such topics as:
seat belt laws
hahahahahahah
irllol
I have already missed a bunch of the bonding shit already (all of it was very dorm-oriented so as I commuter I am out of the loop). I went to a loan workshop today that was a total waste of time but had minor lols with kids flipping out over how to fill out forms. OMG DID YOU BRING A PEN? I DIDN"T KNOW WE NEEDED TO BRING PENS! I NEED A PEN! ANYONE?
Oh! But the major lol of the day happened when I called my mom:
"How was orientation?"
"It was lame. I just feel old and creepy now."
"Just because you're not a virgin doesn't mean you should feel old and creepy."
"What the fuck, mom."
"I'm just saying...."
Oh! But the major lol of the day happened when I called my mom:
"How was orientation?"
"It was lame. I just feel old and creepy now."
"Just because you're not a virgin doesn't mean you should feel old and creepy."
"What the fuck, mom."
"I'm just saying...."
that doesn't even make any sense! is she calling you a hoe?
Don't worry, I'll have you beat when my buddy and I stop hanging out with the law school students who are already 4-6 years younger then us and start partying with the undergrads who are all 6-10 years younger
(pic is just for DiscoStu)
i would love to hear why they were crying over seatbelt laws...
i talked to all the employees like regular coworkers rather than underlings. so, a lot of the times we'd just shoot the shit like friends. one day i'm working with 3 of the girls. 2 of which are arguing with me about seat belt laws. (i had gotten a ticket once) and of the 2, one has a crush on me.
i was using reason to defend my opinion that seat belt laws were created just as money makers & it should be up to the individual as whether they want to wear them or not. i used other examples where forced personal protection doesn't exist in more dangerous situations in our society. they were giving knee jerk emotional responses as their argument. this went on for probably 30 mins. they are getting insanely frustrated that their "just because!" method of debate isn't working.
eventually i notice one of the girls, the one with the crush, seems to be hiding behind the display case. then i notice the other girl going over to her.... and comforting her? i do a double take and see the girl is crying. i then proceed to laugh hysterically and say "OMG ARE YOU CRYING?! WTF?!"
man i laughed so hard.
I'm going to a bar tonight for "Punk Rock Mondays" that deliberately serves to underage kids... so I feel kinda weird with all my buddies who are in their mid to late 20s as we check out girls who may or may not be 17 or 18...
The sad part is though, is that even if I WAS into girls that young, I'd still have to approach them to see if they wanted to come home with me to my mom's house...
*sigh*
I have a college degree dammit, I need a real job!
My mom also told me not to break any boys' hearts.
they're probably all gay anyway
ps
you have to let me hang out with you around Pratt so i can run into my ex and make her feel uncomfortable
Done. Piyu says there's a really good soul food joint/bar a block or two from campus, plus the campus itself is really nice for hanging what with the sculpture gardenz and art-damaged girls wanting to get back at their parents and all.
Also, there were some lol thuggish art school dudebros there today who are probably straight but entirely DNWWTFBBQ.
am i allowed in here? i turn 19 tomorrow. hmmm
well anyway, my best friend's 22. all his friend are younger than him and he eels like a creep most of the time
am i allowed in here? i turn 19 tomorrow. hmmm
well anyway, my best friend's 22. all his friend are younger than him and he eels like a creep most of the time
Oh! But the major lol of the day happened when I called my mom:
"How was orientation?"
"It was lame. I just feel old and creepy now."
"Just because you're not a virgin doesn't mean you should feel old and creepy."
"What the fuck, mom."
"I'm just saying...."
I've only ever sexed one guy but made out with a few and my mom mistook my mentioning me "hanging out with a couple different guys" last year as having slept with them all. My best friends were in the room with me when I was telling my mom over the phone that I had actually NOT slept with those guys. THANKS MOM. No I ain't whorin around.
i made out with a 22 year old at a party two days ago.
i am become burning monk.
and in an odd twist of fate, i hooked up with a 28 yr old tonight. the oldest broad in a long time. she was also bat shit cray cray. thread to follow when i wake up later.
i made out with a 22 year old at a party two days ago.
i am become burning monk.
and in an odd twist of fate, i hooked up with a 28 yr old tonight. the oldest broad in a long time. she was also bat shit cray cray. thread to follow when i wake up later.
I just met a girl from Jersey who was super wound up but liked that I am not weird and creepy (her words) and came up to make friends with me as such. This was after we were both at a "commuters social" breakfast that included a girl wearing a t-shirt that said something like "Twilight gives me hope that I, too, will publish my own fanfic."
I've only ever sexed one guy but made out with a few and my mom mistook my mentioning me "hanging out with a couple different guys" last year as having slept with them all. My best friends were in the room with me when I was telling my mom over the phone that I had actually NOT slept with those guys. THANKS MOM. No I ain't whorin around.
This happens all the time to me. I go someplace with lots of youngins andI sorta fit in cause of young looks, but i feel just outta place and a lot of hatred towards them.
I can pass for 18 for sure with my babycheeks and all (the one student I befriended was all O RLY? when I said I'm older and a transfer, but I still think she figures I am 19 or so), but just now I was contemplating stopping by a "new student social" tonight and felt a wave of creepery.
