i am so angry you people timed this so poorly again.
if we were not leaving for seattle on wednesday (thus trying to SAVE money) we would have made it to this one.
but nooooooo. missed out on all the fun AGAIN
i left my phone in a bodega last night when I apparently made my cab driver stop so that I could get a jar of pickles. I woke up at 2 pm today with horrible breath and a half eaten jar of kosher dills on my bedside table feeling like I was going to barf. I only left my apt once today and it was to retrieve my phone and apologize to muhammed for complaining beligerently about him not making me bacon at whatever ungodly hour I was in there.
i left my phone in a bodega last night when I apparently made my cab driver stop so that I could get a jar of pickles. I woke up at 2 pm today with horrible breath and a half eaten jar of kosher dills on my bedside table feeling like I was going to barf. I only left my apt once today and it was to retrieve my phone and apologize to muhammed for complaining beligerently about him not making me bacon at whatever ungodly hour I was in there.
i left my phone in a bodega last night when I apparently made my cab driver stop so that I could get a jar of pickles. I woke up at 2 pm today with horrible breath and a half eaten jar of kosher dills on my bedside table feeling like I was going to barf. I only left my apt once today and it was to retrieve my phone and apologize to muhammed for complaining beligerently about him not making me bacon at whatever ungodly hour I was in there.
oye vey moc
I just wanted to profess on the internet that I adored you!
eliza fucked rob at martha's house, got that icky dirty feeling you get when you cheat on someone you "love" and decided not to tell him, but instead to delete to prevent it from happening again in the future.
oh, don't worry, it'll happen again. you're a feline with power lines in your blood, elizalectric, you fucking slut.