it makes me really uncomfortable - Oldschool

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 09/01/07
Posts: 1429

October 26th, 2009 - 8:38 PM

when i call people and they are eating on the phone. the sound of people eating in general is pretty nasty. even when people make noise when they are excited about eating something is fucking foul.

i just called my friends landline and his roomate answered and she definitaly had a mouthfull of bullshit. i was feeling budweiser creeping back up my body and into my mouth. fuckignkjdfngkjdshgsljkdfhgdfkljdhg...just dont answer the fucking phone and spare me you foul creature.

REBECCALUKENS

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 09/01/07
Posts: 1429

October 26th, 2009 - 8:46 PM

ALSO:

when i look like a fucking trainwreck, we're talking hangover, sweatpants, runny mascara, 2 hours of sleep, creamcheese on my face.. and some dude at the bodega tries to hit on me. seriously sir, are you standards really this low?

holychode

KETCHUM/ID
Joined: 09/20/09
Posts: 349

October 26th, 2009 - 8:47 PM

REBECCALUKENS

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 09/01/07
Posts: 1429

October 26th, 2009 - 8:50 PM

it also makes me uncomfortable when im on a date and homeboy doesnt:

1) pour me a glass of water
2) hold the door
3) give me the view of the room
4) know how to order a drink
5) treats the waiter like shit

impoliteness, dumbassness in general

REBECCALUKENS

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 09/01/07
Posts: 1429

October 26th, 2009 - 8:52 PM

another eating one...

when im on a date and he eats everything on his plate. not neccesarily a turn off..but it does make me uncomfortable.

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

October 26th, 2009 - 8:56 PM

Also...

-Eats the whole bread basket
-Tries to order for me
-Wants me to order for him
-Leaves his blackberry on the table
-Talks with his mouth full
-Doesn't put his napkin on his lap
-Orders a salad

Andyinthefront

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8444

October 26th, 2009 - 9:00 PM

i hate when someone is peeing while talking to me on the phone

holychode

KETCHUM/ID
Joined: 09/20/09
Posts: 349

October 26th, 2009 - 9:02 PM

I hate when I miss someone's call by half a second and I call them right back, they don't answer. Then I call back like five minutes later, and get the voicemail. Then I don't hear from them for three weeks.

Rawdyernsole

FANWOOD/NJ
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5327

October 26th, 2009 - 9:07 PM

REBECCALUKENS Said:

another eating one...

when im on a date and he eats everything on his plate. not neccesarily a turn off..but it does make me uncomfortable.

i do this. better than throwing food away?

REBECCALUKENS

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 09/01/07
Posts: 1429

October 26th, 2009 - 9:09 PM

Makes me uncomfortable when people act like jerks to other people in general. Also when people mispronounce stuff and ask stupid questions

REBECCALUKENS

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 09/01/07
Posts: 1429

October 26th, 2009 - 9:13 PM

Rawdyernsole Said:

REBECCALUKENS Said:

another eating one...

when im on a date and he eats everything on his plate. not neccesarily a turn off..but it does make me uncomfortable.

i do this. better than throwing food away?

it's not something I'm repulsed by or anything. I just usually feel awkward because I can never finish and when dude does I feel... Like less of a man :( and thus uncomfortable

richiro

BRISTOL/PA
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Posts: 684

October 26th, 2009 - 11:19 PM

REBECCALUKENS Said:

Also when people mispronounce stuff

It stabs at my dickhole when people say bru-shet-a instead of bru-sket-a. Waitresses love to correct me too. "Oh you mean bru-shet-a?" You fucking pig.

fiords

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 05/18/09
Posts: 563

October 26th, 2009 - 11:32 PM

ITT: I will never be friends with anyone ITT

JesusTits

Liver Failure
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Posts: 17359

October 27th, 2009 - 5:20 AM

how about now?

el_Uste

JERSEY CITY/NJ
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October 27th, 2009 - 11:49 AM

Rawdyernsole Said:

REBECCALUKENS Said:

another eating one...

when im on a date and he eats everything on his plate. not neccesarily a turn off..but it does make me uncomfortable.

i do this. better than throwing food away?

I eat everything on my plate, and then finish off whatever's left on her plate. Think of all the starving people that live in my stomach.

Also, I choose the seats when my girl and I are out to dinner. She gets the view of the wall because she won't pay attention to me otherwise. It's not me being controlling, it's a mutual understanding.

QarahSuinn

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 10/11/09
Posts: 160

October 27th, 2009 - 1:45 PM

me too.

also, people who for some reason have to slurp after every breath in between words?
also, the sound of someone filing their nails
also, when people have spit in the creases of their mouth

what the fuck is wrong with people

holy_cannoli

NEW YORK/NY
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3823

October 27th, 2009 - 3:50 PM

Andyinthefront Said:

i hate when someone is peeing while talking to me on the phone

THIS. so much this.

and when people talk on/play with their phone during dinner.

and

REBECCALUKENS Said:

Makes me uncomfortable when people act like jerks to other people in general. Also when people mispronounce stuff and ask stupid questions

gwennygirl

FLINT/MI
Joined: 02/13/09
Posts: 987

October 27th, 2009 - 3:54 PM

holy_cannoli Said:

and when people talk on/play with their phone during dinner.

it annoys me when people have their ringer volume turned up super loud and then neglect to answer it in a timely matter.

caranicole

PENSACOLA/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 2677

October 27th, 2009 - 4:30 PM

Going back to phone etiquette, I absolutely abhor when people take their phone into the bathroom with them, on either end. If I'm in a public restroom and someone's pissing and talking on the phone, it's awkward to listen to their conversation as they do their business. I've had a couple of people tell me that they had to piss and then go right on talking to me while they do. Weird.

emilectrique

WOODBRIDGE/VA
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Posts: 7928

October 28th, 2009 - 1:30 AM

who cares about pee, seriously. i condone multitasking - the only nono is eating while using the bathroom. also, i do not like when other people that are not my boyfriend use the toilet in front of me with the door open. i don't care how drunk you are.

emilectrique

WOODBRIDGE/VA
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October 28th, 2009 - 1:32 AM

REBECCALUKENS Said:

ALSO:

when i look like a fucking trainwreck, we're talking hangover, sweatpants, runny mascara, 2 hours of sleep, creamcheese on my face.. and some dude at the bodega tries to hit on me. seriously sir, are you standards really this low?

oh shut up, you're hot, you god damned son of a bitch.

Separatist

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/21/09
Posts: 155

October 28th, 2009 - 2:41 AM

it makes me uncomfortable when people use toothpicks.

not really, and it's weird because i understand the point of a toothpick is to use it and clean your teeth, but i just kind of think it's awkward to watch someone use them.

then when they just leave it in their mouth and half suck half chew on them? i wish i was cool enough to pull that look off.. maybe it's jealousy that compels me to dislike toothpicks

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
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Posts: 8976

October 28th, 2009 - 5:43 AM

My mom always calls me when I am eating at home and wants to talk through the entire meal. I have tried being really obnoxious about chewing loudly, but she still won't hang up.

forkimified

Ottawa
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Posts: 4751

October 28th, 2009 - 6:07 AM

REBECCALUKENS Said:

ALSO:

when i look like a fucking trainwreck, we're talking hangover, sweatpants, runny mascara, 2 hours of sleep, creamcheese on my face.. and some dude at the bodega tries to hit on me. seriously sir, are you standards really this low?

This seems to happen a lot. And I'm not talking about guys having low standards, I'm talking about girls who are too insecure to take a complement when they're not looking exactly the way they want to and / or thinking the person giving it is being insincere because 'there's no way they could like my ugly unwashed no makeup face'...

Face it, yr attractive. Get over it.

forkimified

Ottawa
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Posts: 4751

October 28th, 2009 - 6:19 AM

Also, <3.
(<3 taken back if I find out you were fishing!)

REBECCALUKENS Said:

when im on a date and he eats everything on his plate. not neccesarily a turn off..but it does make me uncomfortable.

I'm glad that my girlfriend hasn't left me for all the times I lick every last crumb and piece of sauce off the fucking plate.

drunkenough

CHICAGO/IL
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October 28th, 2009 - 4:24 PM

TresChic Said:

Also...

-Eats the whole bread basket

youve seen someone do this before?

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

October 29th, 2009 - 7:13 AM

drunkenough Said:

TresChic Said:

Also...

-Eats the whole bread basket

youve seen someone do this before?

It's more common than you think.

My friend, David, does it every time we eat out because "he's on crew" and "he's starving."

There's a bar that serves 1,000 beers (beer heaven, it's called Brickskellers). I met up with a date there, and not only did he order an Amstel Light, but he ordered 2 loaves of fresh bread and polished them off all on his own. Now, I like a man who eats. But 1) No man orders an Amstel Light with 999 other exotic options and 2) Learn to share (or at the very least, offer).

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
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October 29th, 2009 - 9:51 AM

My dad used to yell at us when we were kids and didn't clean the plate, so I got in the habit and have a hard time breaking it. It's also so rare these days that I sit down and have a big fancy dinner that when I do I feel like I'm wasting an opportunity if I don't eat everything.

el_Uste

JERSEY CITY/NJ
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Posts: 11667

October 29th, 2009 - 10:21 AM

gravytrain009 Said:

My dad used to yell at us when we were kids and didn't clean the plate, so I got in the habit and have a hard time breaking it. It's also so rare these days that I sit down and have a big fancy dinner that when I do I feel like I'm wasting an opportunity if I don't eat everything.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

MechanicalWings

SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 4046

October 29th, 2009 - 12:14 PM

el_Uste Said:

gravytrain009 Said:

My dad used to yell at us when we were kids and didn't clean the plate, so I got in the habit and have a hard time breaking it. It's also so rare these days that I sit down and have a big fancy dinner that when I do I feel like I'm wasting an opportunity if I don't eat everything.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!

how can ya have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!