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WEST COLUMBIA/SC
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November 1st, 2009 - 5:45 AM

I was drinking and told the girl I like how I feel, at which point she basically told me to go fuck my self (she at least worded it much more politely)

I then proceeded to get shit house wasted and started hitting on every piece of cooze in the ball.

Was outside smoking and drinking one of the vodka nips I was packing and got told by a fat cop that I had to leave or else he would arrest me.

Got in a cab with a group of people, started making out with the chick who was riding next to me. Like full on, titties popped out of her dress, rubbing her gash through her tights nearly getting our fuck on in the cab making out.
Her friend started yelling at me for doing that so I of course started getting real nasty with it and offered to eat her asshole out in the cab.
The cabbie then gave me "props" and fist bumped me on my way out of the cab.

Drank more booze at the bar, smoked more cigs, went to the other bar, at this point I was so drunk I could barely put together a full sentence and I managed to get a cab and go home.



Liver Failure
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November 1st, 2009 - 6:20 AM

i passed on going to a few parties and went to bed at around 9:30 pm


PHOENIX/AZ
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Posts: 1131
November 1st, 2009 - 7:22 AM

JesusTits Said:
i passed on going to a few parties



WACO/TX
Joined: 01/27/09
Posts: 2529
November 1st, 2009 - 8:01 AM

watched say anything, ate stew, mulled cider


SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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November 1st, 2009 - 8:49 AM

I went to bed at 11:30


PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: 12/25/08
Posts: 1486
November 1st, 2009 - 8:55 AM

walked around town with a couple friends, got to some shitty party, left five minutes later
another group of friends called me and we all piled into a Subaru and then had two people laying in the trunk. I was smashed in the back seat with a gay bear and a guido. Both of which are the creepiest fucking people on the planet.
Then it turns out, we went to the same exact party we left an hour earlier. The best costume of the night was Baby Juggalo.
We didn't drink, just danced, with the rest of the million Lady GaGas



GAINESVILLE/FL
Joined: 11/18/08
Posts: 4013
November 1st, 2009 - 9:07 AM

And then I went to some party a block away and got some beerz and then every single party down my street got broken up by cops and people were smashing bottles over cops' heads and getting tazed and shit.

And then I went to meet up with them MOC kids.



Tojotto
Joined: 10/29/08
Posts: 1451
November 1st, 2009 - 9:35 AM

We had a party, we had about 200 people in the house when 3 cruisers showed up. I walked into my room to grab more beer to find people fucking in my bed... We had to forcibly remove people from the house... it was sick, punches were thrown, it was wonderful. Drugs, drinks, music, people.

Our house is now a fucking shit show and we're currently sitting around listening to American Football ignoring the stained carpet, the stained walls, and I'm dreading ripping my bed apart.

I love parties.



LOS ANGELES/CA
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Posts: 7183
November 1st, 2009 - 10:08 AM

My day time activites included running around, having an amazing breakfast, Portland Saturday Market, watching snowboarding in downtown, wandering around portland with ryan, have a few beers with ryan. Trying to find a red hood failing and being a zombie instead... Then Hung out with Will. Got a small tour of portland. Got super drunk on whiskey at his friends bar. Met back up with Amanda and Jeff and his lovely wife. Went and ate donuts at voodoo donuts. SOMEHOW ended up back at the bar from the night before... Walked almost to the river, from said bar, looking for a cab. Then Will and I went to the roxy again. Where I had a great Omelette... Rolled into the hotel around 5am. PASSED OUT!

Good halloween!



WESTERLY/RI
Joined: 07/16/09
Posts: 2472
November 1st, 2009 - 11:46 AM

watched the world series game, passed on a party, watched night of the living dead, smoked and had a few beers, friend came over and we decided it'd be a good idea to roam poughkeepsie to find something crazy. found one of the school's golfcarts and learned that a mailroom key works for a cart key. around 3am, we're riding around poughkeepsie on a stolen golf cart, picking up drunk chicks coming back from the bars. 4am saw us sneaking into one of the buildings on campus with a thirty, climbing to the roof, and sitting drinking beers while seeing the entire midhudson from the most ridiculous view. we waited for sun rise, which was awesome. then we went to one of the more public greens and sat eating breakfast watching girls (and a few guys) make the walk of shame. the halloween walk is probably the best.


LOS ANGELES/CA
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November 1st, 2009 - 12:53 PM

Saw some old old lady doing the walk of shame this morning on the bus I almost peed my pants with laughter


BROOKLYN/NY
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November 1st, 2009 - 2:41 PM

gnome_again Said:
watched say anything, ate stew, mulled cider




I stayed home & on-demanded pretty in pink.



taipei
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November 1st, 2009 - 2:48 PM

i drank a beer, rode my bike, went trick or treating with my friend's daughter and her son, rode my bike again and then drank another beer, watched "night of the living dead" on amc[so there were commercials which sucked, but mini-interviews with George which was fucking awesome] and went to bed
oh i ate a reese cup



MIDDLEBURG/FL
Joined: 12/06/08
Posts: 1811
November 1st, 2009 - 2:57 PM

I drank enough beer/hunch punch to get pretty trashed, made out with some girl that was dressed as marilyn monroe in my friend's front yard, drank more and got into a fight. at some point I think I pulled a muscle in my neck, probably during the fight but I could be wrong.
fuck halloween.



LOS ANGELES/CA
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November 1st, 2009 - 3:23 PM

duvaldallas Said:
I drank enough beer/hunch punch to get pretty trashed, made out with some girl that was dressed as marilyn monroe in my friend's front yard, drank more and got into a fight. at some point I think I pulled a muscle in my neck, probably during the fight but I could be wrong.
fuck halloween.

is it wrong that I hope you pulled your neck in a passionate moment between you and ms. Monroe?



BEDFORD/VA
Joined: 07/15/09
Posts: 1647
November 1st, 2009 - 3:35 PM

Went to some party, got completely shitcanned, smoked entirely too much, someone made the mistake of deciding everyone should play Rock Band, so I got sidetracked from anything else I probably should've been doing at a party and played Rock Band drums for several hours

I did chug two more beers during the organ break before the Won't Get Fooled Again drum solo though, so I guess that was the high point of my evening

pretty boring Halloween



HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 03/31/09
Posts: 381
November 1st, 2009 - 5:34 PM

dressed up as a jmu student....drank shitty natty light and vodka and sweet tea outta a muscle milk bottle to stay in character....part was waaaaayyy neck and had i drank any harder i would knock this one particularly annoying fuck out. maintained a chill level of drunk, then sobered up and drove home.


FAIRBANKS/AK
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November 1st, 2009 - 9:14 PM

rolled into my hotel room around 330.
bed by 4.
709am wake up
710 get up
730 @ convention center conferencing.
815 dump thermos of coffee down my cleavage
9ish shower
1040- GOT A MOTHERFUCKING KICK ASS JOB OFFER
1130 awesome market in portland with my girl hannah
brunch with jeff, wife, koley, eric, ryanmath, spence, shel, hannah (see above) and myself.
saturday market drowning
snowboarding demo at the art institute
powells
back to hotel
banquet where everyone kept crying
back to hotel, change
walk to walgreens.. substitute robitussin for fake blood
get fetched up by jeff + wife
hit up a kegger with my former coworker/ friend who is working in pdx now
i kept spilling beer on jeff, and neither of us was drinking
make fun of drunk 'slutty cop'
spence and will show up
voodoo donuts for my students
back to hotel
make out with jeff +wife
pack for my 630am departure



BROOKLYN/NY
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November 1st, 2009 - 9:17 PM

bosley Said:
make out with jeff +wife



::record scratch::



KANSAS CITY/MO
Joined: 10/02/09
Posts: 460
November 1st, 2009 - 9:22 PM

Lost my cellphone.


PENSACOLA/FL
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November 1st, 2009 - 9:24 PM


and

in the middle of



GARLAND/TX
Joined: 09/25/08
Posts: 3335
November 1st, 2009 - 9:28 PM

drove around with my girls til we landed a party
texted my guy through out the night
played beer pong and ended up, somehow with 4 girls asking if they could take me home...guys gave me props, and props i took!
and no, i did go home alone, wasted and with a bag of jack in the box and a huge ass sprite, passed out watching comedy central at 4am
happy halloween indeed



BROOKLYN/NY
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November 1st, 2009 - 10:14 PM

I had to work on Halloween, everyone dressed up and Chris (the bartender ) decided to undressed at some point. It was an eventfull, stress-free evening. The night ended with a few of us hitting up The box for some after hours fun.




BROOKLYN/NY
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November 1st, 2009 - 10:15 PM

WHOOPS. PHOTOGRAPH MUCH LARGER THAN ANTICIPATED.


BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 05/18/09
Posts: 563
November 2nd, 2009 - 12:42 AM

caranicole Said:


ewwww.



ORLANDO/FL
Joined: 10/20/09
Posts: 166
November 2nd, 2009 - 2:36 AM

Worked till 8, caught the bus downtown, drank in an abandoned arcade. Went to see the Methadones, door guy gave me a drink band for some unknown weekend. Got wasted, raged out to The Methadones, hung out with Danny Vapid. Got home, drank rum until I passed out. The end.


PENSACOLA/FL
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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:19 AM

fiords Said:
caranicole Said:


ewwww.





west springfield
Joined: 04/12/08
Posts: 4597
November 2nd, 2009 - 8:25 AM

theres better nyc to see than times square...thats all...


PENSACOLA/FL
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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:29 AM

paperplanecrash Said:
theres better nyc to see than times square...thats all...



That's not the only place we went. We went to the village and Soho, too but, the guy I was with starting barfing somewhere in the mix so then it just became a bummer.



west springfield
Joined: 04/12/08
Posts: 4597
November 2nd, 2009 - 8:32 AM

was he drinking those j00se things?


JERSEY CITY/NJ
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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:47 AM

Went to friends' party and drank beer, champagne, and Candy Corn-infused vodka. Ate 2 slices of pizza, 10 generic Rolaids/Tums then put my costume on. At annual Halloween party at the local bar, I drank more beer, then my girl and I won the shit out of the costume contest.


PENSACOLA/FL
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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:51 AM

paperplanecrash Said:
was he drinking those j00se things?


He had two, some Jameson, and lots of Jack Daniels.
And we smoked a lot of weed. His barfing was understandable.



BEDFORD/VA
Joined: 07/15/09
Posts: 1647
November 2nd, 2009 - 8:56 AM

Four Loko >>> Joose

Do they not have that up there or something? It's stronger, cheaper, and tastes better, so I don't understand drinking Joose otherwise.



CAMBRIDGE/MA
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Posts: 5526
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:01 AM

6 PACK OF


AND HANDING OUT CANDY TO KIDS. PASSING OUT WHILE WATCHING A HAUNTING MARATHON.



PENSACOLA/FL
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November 2nd, 2009 - 9:03 AM

15StoryFall Said:
Four Loko >>> Joose

Do they not have that up there or something? It's stronger, cheaper, and tastes better, so I don't understand drinking Joose otherwise.


We went to a shitty little gas station and I bought them. There was nothing but Joose and beer, which everyone was being a pussy about.



BEDFORD/VA
Joined: 07/15/09
Posts: 1647
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:08 AM

Sucks

I had to drink predominately PBR on Halloween, so I suppose the pain was shared



west springfield
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Posts: 4597
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:16 AM

el_Uste Said:
Went to friends' party and drank beer, champagne, and Candy Corn-infused vodka. Ate 2 slices of pizza, 10 generic Rolaids/Tums then put my costume on. At annual Halloween party at the local bar, I drank more beer, then my girl and I won the shit out of the costume contest.


saw you and your girlfriends? costume....awesome choice man.



west springfield
Joined: 04/12/08
Posts: 4597
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:17 AM

i didnt read what i quoted...yeah...your girlfriend.


MISSOULA/MT
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November 2nd, 2009 - 9:43 AM

blackarm Said:
bosley Said:
make out with jeff +wife



::record scratch::


we were gonna include the little HS student in amanda's hotel room but she was only seventeen



west springfield
Joined: 04/12/08
Posts: 4597
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:49 AM

i knew you guys would do it real big.


Ottawa
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November 2nd, 2009 - 9:53 AM

In lieu of the trick-or-treating of our youth, my girlfriend and I partook of all-you-can-eat sushi.


BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 05/18/09
Posts: 563
November 2nd, 2009 - 11:11 AM

caranicole Said:


We went to a shitty little gas station and I bought them. There was nothing but Joose and beer, which everyone was being a pussy about.


lol@ going to nyc and somehow finding a fucking gas station to shop at

lol@ you

lol@ you hooking up with barfe-mouth regardless



GAITHERSBURG/MD
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November 2nd, 2009 - 12:48 PM

aginginrhythm Said:
I went to bed at 11:30

i thought we were going to hang late afternoon to evening!


so i never connected with this man and ended up walking around sf for a couple of hours and eventually to a party in twin peaks. (sorry nolan! i couldnt find it!)

we all went to the castro around midnight. i maintained optimal trashedness by chugging some kind of vodka with the kid who bought it with me in back alleys along the way. Geom was high as fuck and hit a stranger in the face with a water bottle and a fight almost broke out but didnt thank goodness.



GARLAND/TX
Joined: 09/25/08
Posts: 3335
November 2nd, 2009 - 12:50 PM

farny Said:
WHOOPS. PHOTOGRAPH MUCH LARGER THAN ANTICIPATED.


lady, youre pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



PENSACOLA/FL
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November 2nd, 2009 - 12:57 PM

fiords Said:


lol@ going to nyc and somehow finding a fucking gas station to shop at

lol@ you

lol@ you hooking up with barfe-mouth regardless



lol@assumptions.
We bought it in Ronkonkoma drank them on the train. I didn't hook up with anyone. Sorry to disappoint you.



SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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November 2nd, 2009 - 1:10 PM

youth Said:
aginginrhythm Said:
I went to bed at 11:30

i thought we were going to hang late afternoon to evening!


so i never connected with this man and ended up walking around sf for a couple of hours and eventually to a party in twin peaks. (sorry nolan! i couldnt find it!)

we all went to the castro around midnight. i maintained optimal trashedness by chugging some kind of vodka with the kid who bought it with me in back alleys along the way. Geom was high as fuck and hit a stranger in the face with a water bottle and a fight almost broke out but didnt thank goodness.


I was near the castro that night for a bit, but I ended up falling asleep in my friend's car at 11 or so and ended up just getting a ride home. I wouldn't have been too much fun! The party in the castro hasn't been the same since it got shut down because of the gang violence a couple years ago.



GAITHERSBURG/MD
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November 2nd, 2009 - 2:14 PM

aginginrhythm Said:
youth Said:
aginginrhythm Said:
I went to bed at 11:30

i thought we were going to hang late afternoon to evening!


so i never connected with this man and ended up walking around sf for a couple of hours and eventually to a party in twin peaks. (sorry nolan! i couldnt find it!)

we all went to the castro around midnight. i maintained optimal trashedness by chugging some kind of vodka with the kid who bought it with me in back alleys along the way. Geom was high as fuck and hit a stranger in the face with a water bottle and a fight almost broke out but didnt thank goodness.


I was near the castro that night for a bit, but I ended up falling asleep in my friend's car at 11 or so and ended up just getting a ride home. I wouldn't have been too much fun! The party in the castro hasn't been the same since it got shut down because of the gang violence a couple years ago.


i heard it was a gay hate crime stabbing! gosh... violence on halloween... who'da thunk
this was my first time and i had a blast but judging from the concentrated amount of police in that area im sure it was much different years ago



LOS ANGELES/CA
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November 2nd, 2009 - 2:28 PM

1otherwhitemeat Said:
blackarm Said:
bosley Said:
make out with jeff +wife



::record scratch::


we were gonna include the little HS student in amanda's hotel room but she was only seventeen
wow donuts with tank girl and walking all over Portland seem mundain now.



BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 05/18/09
Posts: 563
November 3rd, 2009 - 1:21 AM

caranicole Said:

We bought it in Ronkonkoma drank them on the train. I didn't hook up with anyone. Sorry to disappoint you.


that is pretty disappointing. you came to NYC but you stayed in... eastern long island?



WOODBRIDGE/VA
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November 3rd, 2009 - 1:56 AM

who the fuck drinks joose?


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