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Nadbash
MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12681
November 2nd, 2009 - 6:51 AM

I'm completely covered in scabies.


ghostsandvodka
NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:04 AM

6/10
bad imagery


Starpunctures
ALBUQUERQUE/NM
Joined: Old School
Posts: 815
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:05 AM

Sounds like a personal problem.


Nadbash
MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12681
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:05 AM

ghostsandvodka Said:
6/10
bad imagery

The hammer was so deeply imbedded in my pelvis that I had to pull it out of my ass, and when it popped out it was followed by a torrent of blood and shit-covered nut chunks.


alexoverdrive
BALTIMORE/MD
Joined: 10/01/08
Posts: 1864
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:06 AM

You don't hear about scabies that much anymore, so an 8/10 for
reminding the public the dangers of body lice.


ghostsandvodka
NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:07 AM

1 dan 1 hammer


Nadbash
MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12681
November 2nd, 2009 - 9:09 AM

ghostsandvodka Said:
1 dan 1 hammer

I watched the whole thing in the mirror and I got so aroused that my entire body started sweating spooge.


zervoslives
CROWN POINT/IN
Joined: Old School
Posts: 1593
November 2nd, 2009 - 3:01 PM

I actually thought that was the meaning of your screen name to begin with... like "you don't have to tell me you've smashed your balls, or that you're white."


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Forums: Oldschool : "I slammed my balls with a hammer so hard..."
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