i kissed you with passion.. - Oldschool

west springfield
Joined: 04/12/08
Posts: 4597

November 2nd, 2009 - 12:34 PM

and told you i care about you. and when i go to rub you you ....all you have to say is "sorry, my vagina is sore"

outstanding.

aginginrhythm

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 2783

November 2nd, 2009 - 12:53 PM

this thread sounds like a craigslist rant

caranicole

PENSACOLA/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 2677

November 2nd, 2009 - 12:59 PM

Isn't that a compliment?

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 2nd, 2009 - 1:37 PM

means he beat that pussy up good
^5

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

November 2nd, 2009 - 2:48 PM

paperplanecrash Said:

and told you i care about you. and when i go to rub you you ....all you have to say is "sorry, my vagina is sore"

outstanding.

be gentle, grasshopper.

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
Joined: Old School
Posts: 816

November 2nd, 2009 - 2:51 PM

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5215

November 2nd, 2009 - 4:45 PM

yeah when it hurts it hurts. you dont want to be the reason she bleeds outta there, leave that to aunt Flo

^5 anyway!

tis

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: Old School
Posts: 74

November 2nd, 2009 - 4:54 PM

the pearl is a delicate thing. a little goes a long way.

BrodieLafours

WEST COLUMBIA/SC
Joined: Old School
Posts: 11213

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:03 PM

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

ghostsandvodka Said:

means he beat that pussy up good
^5

HELL YEAH BUSTING NUTs UP IN THEM GUTS!

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
Joined: Old School
Posts: 816

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:12 PM

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

1otherwhitemeat

MISSOULA/MT
Joined: Old School
Posts: 2072

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:26 PM

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

i think i like this girl.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:27 PM

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

NO

bosley

FAIRBANKS/AK
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3983

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:27 PM

1otherwhitemeat Said:

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

i think i like this girl.

<3 her

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
Joined: Old School
Posts: 816

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:36 PM

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

NO

Not you babe.
I'll treat you right.

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
Joined: Old School
Posts: 816

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:37 PM

bosley Said:

1otherwhitemeat Said:

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

i think i like this girl.

<3 her

^ LOVE HER.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:38 PM

Starpunctures Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

NO

Not you babe.
I'll treat you right.

good

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
Joined: Old School
Posts: 816

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:44 PM

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

NO

Not you babe.
I'll treat you right.

good

Just don't set me on fire.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:45 PM

Starpunctures Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

NO

Not you babe.
I'll treat you right.

good

Just don't set me on fire.

i won't
but i'll stab you soooooo much

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
Joined: Old School
Posts: 816

November 2nd, 2009 - 5:48 PM

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

ghostsandvodka Said:

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

NO

Not you babe.
I'll treat you right.

good

Just don't set me on fire.

i won't
but i'll stab you soooooo much

Danny_Deadhack

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 07/07/09
Posts: 789

November 2nd, 2009 - 6:56 PM

MechanicalWings

SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 4046

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:05 PM

this thread was orgasmic...

likerain

LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 7197

November 2nd, 2009 - 10:57 PM

bosley Said:

1otherwhitemeat Said:

Starpunctures Said:

BrodieLafours Said:

Starpunctures Said:

I hope you didn't ram her cervix.

That sucks.

I've always felt like more of a man when I bottom out a chick

It's cool.
I always feel like a real woman when I can shove my whole index finger up a mans urethra.

i think i like this girl.

<3 her

co-signed.

ALSO

MechanicalWings Said:

this thread was orgasmic...

ALSO...
Chuck.. i seriously thought this was one of Will Fiords threads till I opened and saw your face. at the top.

gravytrain009

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8976

November 3rd, 2009 - 2:36 PM

this is like that one song.. by Iron MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!