I'm not eating vagina anymore from this day on. - Oldschool

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Posts: 63

November 2nd, 2009 - 6:59 PM

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

MechanicalWings

SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 4027

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:02 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

likerain

LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 7183

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:40 PM

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag. Real men make bitches cum.

fixed it for ya.

Xx_scarecrow_xX

LOUISVILLE/KY
Joined: 09/26/09
Posts: 76

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:44 PM

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

says the guy that can't get none

Donnell

TROY/MO
Joined: 10/26/09
Posts: 35

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:45 PM

bitches be triflin

medusamagoni

RANCHO CUCAMONGA/CA
Joined: 06/23/09
Posts: 1519

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:48 PM

Donnell Said:

bitches be triflin

NO, BITCHES WANNA CUM. DON'T GET IT TWISTED.

Danny_Deadhack

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 07/07/09
Posts: 789

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:49 PM

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

says the guy that can't get none, since I know about these things... since I'm 14...

fixed.

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:51 PM

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

says the guy that can't get none

It's "can't get any" you 14 year old toolbag.

Now, GTFO Old School.

Xx_scarecrow_xX

LOUISVILLE/KY
Joined: 09/26/09
Posts: 76

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:52 PM

Danny_Deadhack Said:

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

says the guy that can't get none, since I know about these things... since I'm 14...

fixed.

im 14 but i can still get more than that moronic fucktard

MechanicalWings

SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 4027

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:53 PM

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

says the guy that can't get none

quit playing hide and seek.

Xx_scarecrow_xX

LOUISVILLE/KY
Joined: 09/26/09
Posts: 76

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:54 PM

TresChic Said:

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

says the guy that can't get none

It's "can't get any" you 14 year old toolbag.

Now, GTFO Old School.

Make me you dumbass whore go back to sucking a dick because your wasting your time arguing with kids

Danny_Deadhack

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 07/07/09
Posts: 789

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:55 PM

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

im 14 but i can still get more than that moronic fucktard

http://www.makeoutclub.com/boards/3/topic/74661

Xx_scarecrow_xX

LOUISVILLE/KY
Joined: 09/26/09
Posts: 76

November 2nd, 2009 - 7:57 PM

MechanicalWings Said:

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

says the guy that can't get none

quit playing hide and seek.

And that means??? A. I want to argue with you because I have no actual life but your making it hard for me ever since you switched threads. GGGGGEETTTTTTT AAAAAAA LLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEE

bosley

FAIRBANKS/AK
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3963

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:00 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

blah blah i'm a n00b venturing into the wrong territory[

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

word vomit... i'm a n00b venturing into the wrong territory[

Donnell Said:

i'm a n00b venturing into the wrong territory

ATTN: ALL Y'ALL

get your butts outta the Old School forum and back to http://www.makeoutclub.com/boards/7

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:01 PM

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick, and I have to sit there licking away like a jackass while lactic acid builds up in my toungue muscle and i start to get cramps in my mouth and shit.

bitch is going to have to buy one of those vibrating honey bears or some shit, because i'm not having it anymore.

this is obviously where you should punch her in the fucking face and shove your dick in her asshole...

also gtfb to /3 or /7 you fucking pussy, real men don't complain about munching vag

says the guy that can't get none

quit playing hide and seek.

And that means??? A. I want to argue with you because I have no actual life but your making it hard for me ever since you switched threads. GGGGGEETTTTTTT AAAAAAA LLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEE

An A. implies a following B. You, sir, forgot one.

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

Make me you dumbass whore go back to sucking a dick because your wasting your time arguing with kids

Oh, I'm quite entertained by you, kid.

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
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Posts: 815

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:02 PM

bosley Said:

ATTN: ALL Y'ALL

get your butts outta the Old School forum and back to http://www.makeoutclub.com/boards/7

Bosley to the rescue!!!

MechanicalWings

SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 4027

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:14 PM

Xx_scarecrow_xX Said:

word vomit... i'm a n00b venturing into the wrong territory[

he's so umad at me

Dr_Klaxons

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Posts: 63

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:18 PM

this is exactly what i'm talking about.

BrodieLafours

WEST COLUMBIA/SC
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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:20 PM

If you're using your actual jaw muscle that much then you are doing it wrong.

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:22 PM

BrodieLafours Said:

If you're using your actual jaw muscle that much then you are doing it wrong.

This.

It's all about the tongue.

Dr_Klaxons

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Posts: 63

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:34 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick

i don't expect you to know what my AWTCS actually entails but theres a schematic of all the motions one has to go through in order to do it at the patent office.

HeartCooksBrain

Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 263

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:36 PM

wow....i've met girls who don't get off by eating out like others due to lack of clit sensitivity, but jaw pain? dude...it's not a chicken wing. you gotta blow on it and spit on it and rub it and lick it and nibble and go slow then fast and actually love the pussy?

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:39 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick

i don't expect you to know what my AWTCS actually entails but theres a schematic of all the motions one has to go through in order to do it at the patent office.

Are you reading what you're writing? You sure talk a lot of game, but you're honest about having trouble...which is contradictory. In my experience, guys who talk a big game have no game.

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
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Posts: 815

November 2nd, 2009 - 8:39 PM

I'm

BrodieLafours Said:

If you're using your actual jaw muscle that much then you are doing it wrong.

^this... and using your jaw on a lady is like using your teeth on a dude.

blackarm

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: Old School
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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:45 PM

i am a cunning linguist

bosley

FAIRBANKS/AK
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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:52 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

blah blah blah blathering n00b bullshit.

1otherwhitemeat

MISSOULA/MT
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Posts: 2070

November 2nd, 2009 - 9:04 PM

jesus christ
tidal wave of pre-schoolers

please

GIT
OFF
MY
FOOKIN
LAWN

goddammit.

thank you.

bosley

FAIRBANKS/AK
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3963

November 2nd, 2009 - 9:16 PM

1otherwhitemeat Said:

jesus christ
tidal wave of pre-schoolers

please

GIT
OFF
MY
FOOKIN
LAWN

goddammit.

thank you.

ilu bby

deathbymsgboard

HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 03/31/09
Posts: 381

November 2nd, 2009 - 9:30 PM

fuckin new cunts......

im glad i cant log on a work

AccidentProne

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 10/26/09
Posts: 91

November 2nd, 2009 - 9:30 PM

Two threads in one day? It's not brain surgery guys

DrSuesscide

CARY/NC
Joined: 06/20/09
Posts: 1281

November 2nd, 2009 - 9:33 PM

1otherwhitemeat Said:

jesus christ
tidal wave of pre-schoolers

please

GIT
OFF
MY
FOOKIN
LAWN

goddammit.

thank you.

taketwo

WONDERLAND
Joined: 10/13/09
Posts: 268

November 2nd, 2009 - 9:38 PM

RULE NUMBER ONE

DON'T TAKE THE TERM "EATING OUT" LITERALLY
THIS WILL RESULT IN LESS JAW PAINS

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5215

November 2nd, 2009 - 10:38 PM

this thread was a good read.

15StoryFall

BEDFORD/VA
Joined: 07/15/09
Posts: 1647

November 2nd, 2009 - 10:44 PM

A+ would read again

Kya_Indie_Love

POWDER SPRINGS/GA
Joined: 10/30/09
Posts: 42

November 2nd, 2009 - 10:46 PM

Donnell Said:

bitches be triflin

Hm.
Do you actually talk like this?
lol

HellaBolt

WESTERLY/RI
Joined: 07/16/09
Posts: 2470

November 2nd, 2009 - 11:03 PM

Kya_Indie_Love Said:

Donnell Said:

bitches be triflin

Hm.
Do you actually talk like this?
lol

both of you back to /7 asap.

bosley Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

blah blah blah blathering n00b bullshit.

you rule bosley

Dr_Klaxons

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Posts: 63

November 3rd, 2009 - 12:07 AM

TresChic Said:

Are you reading what you're writing? You sure talk a lot of game, but you're honest about having trouble...which is contradictory. In my experience, guys who talk a big game have no game.

Perhaps junk is so hooked up that it brings kids to tears when they come face to face with it but what i'm trying to tell you all is that this girl im with has problems!

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5215

November 3rd, 2009 - 12:21 AM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

TresChic Said:

Are you reading what you're writing? You sure talk a lot of game, but you're honest about having trouble...which is contradictory. In my experience, guys who talk a big game have no game.

Perhaps junk is so hooked up that it brings kids to tears when they come face to face with it but what i'm trying to tell you all is that this girl im with has problems!

try a little communication. you know asking her what she likes maybe instead of assuming you know/have what she needs

and jesus christ if shes clamping her legs around you you dont have to suffer. all you have to say is "woah woah baby whats going on?"

oh and ps congratulations on realizing you prefer penises. you'll never have to drown in pussy juice anymore. youre free.

aginginrhythm

SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2783

November 3rd, 2009 - 12:25 AM

hey guys did you know i've gone down on a girl before are you proud of me

youth

GAITHERSBURG/MD
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November 3rd, 2009 - 1:48 AM

great job!

girlnamedbrigid

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November 3rd, 2009 - 2:46 AM

blackarm Said:

i am a cunning linguist

OH YOU.

i have a friend with a t-shirt that says that.
that's all i have to contribute to this conversation.....

biology

TAMPA/FL
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November 3rd, 2009 - 3:15 AM

HeartCooksBrain Said:

love the pussy

el_Uste

JERSEY CITY/NJ
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November 3rd, 2009 - 7:21 AM

If you're going to be that much of a pussy primadonna, just sit her on your face and make her do the work.

AccidentProne Said:

It's not brain surgery guys

savingmarykate

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 10/25/09
Posts: 58

November 3rd, 2009 - 7:34 AM

Starpunctures Said:

I'm

BrodieLafours Said:

If you're using your actual jaw muscle that much then you are doing it wrong.

^this... and using your jaw on a lady is like using your teeth on a dude.

if they like that type of shit, they will ask for it

aesthetic

COLUMBIA/MO
Joined: 09/14/09
Posts: 19

November 3rd, 2009 - 7:47 AM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

My "around the world-to-Cobra Strike" shit doesn 't work on this chick

can someone explain to me, as if talking to a young child, what "around the world to cobra strike" alludes to?

and unless your tongue is huge, you shouldn't need to unhinge your jaw.

EnderWiggin

LAKE FOREST/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12018

November 3rd, 2009 - 2:39 PM

^What I get from it is it that he's making big, slobbery circles with his tongue, then ramming it up her vadge.

Meaning, dude is emulating what he saw watching loads of "lesbian" porn, and can't figure out why he can't get a real girl off.

Danny_Deadhack

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 07/07/09
Posts: 789

November 3rd, 2009 - 5:13 PM

EnderWiggin Said:

^What I get from it is it that he's making big, slobbery circles with his tongue, then ramming it up her vadge.

Meaning, dude is emulating what he saw watching loads of "lesbian" porn, and can't figure out why he can't get a real girl off.

Bu..bu...but... the lesbians! They were moaning! They must have been enjoying it!

likerain

LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 7183

November 3rd, 2009 - 5:15 PM

EnderWiggin Said:

^What I get from it is it that he's making big, slobbery circles with his tongue, then ramming it up her vadge.

Meaning, dude is emulating what he saw watching loads of "lesbian" porn, and can't figure out why he can't get a real girl off.

and ^5 for nailing it on the head...

BTW
OP one question for you.... Brooks????

Brex

Sheffield
Joined: 03/07/09
Posts: 178

November 3rd, 2009 - 5:34 PM

taketwo Said:

RULE NUMBER ONE

DON'T TAKE THE TERM "EATING OUT" LITERALLY
THIS WILL RESULT IN YOU BECOMING A CANNIBAL

Hollow

GAINESVILLE/FL
Joined: 11/18/08
Posts: 4013

November 4th, 2009 - 9:54 PM

blackarm Said:

i am a cunning linguist

yes, plz, thx. good man.