I know a guy who's friend got grounded the night of the danzig show. He runs across glen at the record shop and is making fun of his friend for missing the show and glen hits him with, "Oh be nice!" like a big old fairy.
This is awesome, but it is still not the fulfilling of my dream to one day hear Danzig cover Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man" but with the solo from Yngwie Malmsteen's "Blue"