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zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 3:09 PM

Finding out that there are basically no women there that I find attractive, or putting these unattractive women into a folder marked "rejected."

I wish there was just a website that could tell me, "you know what? You're not going to get with anyone, because you're too fucking picky and you're only attracted to indifference and antipathy."

Wait... isn't that what MOC is for?


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 4:17 PM

One would think that in selecting 3 photographs for a "dating" website, one might select at least one in which one does not appear to have a waddle and a 1/2 inch of grease upon one's face.

Seriously, where all the women with necks at?


gravytrain009
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November 4th, 2009 - 4:23 PM

Wouldn't you rather know they're ugly in advance than get tricked by a myspace angle?


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 4:52 PM

Yes that's true- I've done that before and had to get sushi with a "big girl." THAT was awkward.

But I think I've finally hit a point of loneliness where a personality can sell me on a girl less attractive than I'd ordinarily accept. I had a crush on a girl recently based on a clever personality and several photos from 2 years/about 35 lbs ago. Not a real fattie, but "thick," which isn't usually my thing. I have no idea what was wrong with ME when she met me, but that seemed a deal breaker, and my photos are representative of me!

So I'm looking at all these women and I"m like, THESE are the good photos? Where all the women with the discernable neck/jaw boundaries at?


gravytrain009
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November 4th, 2009 - 5:16 PM

I went on an okcupid date with a dude who was 3 years older, 20 lbs heavier, and with a lot less hair than his profile pics. My wtf jaw drop was noticeable enough for him to comment on it but not enough for him to get the hint.

But yeah, some people post photos that are way more unflattering than they need to be. And good luck finding a hottie on okcupid.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 5:18 PM

Yeah, I mostly just signed on due to a friend's testament that the quizzes are a lot of fun. I'm going to find a hottie the old fashioned way- I'm going to save up and buy one from Asia.


TresChic
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November 4th, 2009 - 5:19 PM

jdate ftw


drunkalice
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November 4th, 2009 - 5:27 PM

I do enjoy their quizzes.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 5:32 PM

I'd totally jdate if I was j.

I'd date people I really know if I wasn't A. Everyone's prejudiced against atheists.


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 6:40 PM

lol

now i wanna see your profile.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 7:23 PM

can one link to that? I'll try...


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 7:24 PM

username: thefugue


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 7:38 PM

you are a 24% enemy.

hater.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 7:45 PM

LOFL- I think so far I've liked the enemies more than the people who are listed as matches... I cna't even tell what the hell could be used to generate "enemy" with me, I think I answered like 3 questions total with "Mandatory," one of which was about sexual attraction to kids (I'm against it), LOL


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 7:50 PM

HA! You're all not covered in blood over there!


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 7:51 PM

just not that you can see


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 7:56 PM

LOL! Why does every female have a photo of themselves covered in blood, real or fake?


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:00 PM

i'm a bleeder
:(
stupid kidneys


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:13 PM

Wait... your kidneys are in your nose?


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:16 PM

nooooo but due to issues with my kidneys..
my veins pump sludge
so i take blood thinners
which makes things messy


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:22 PM

That stinks. I have hypertension because I lived like a sailor for 15 years... I don't know what the things I take are, but I think they aren't blood thinners though.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:23 PM

BTW- I totally looked for like 10 minutes to find the clip of peter griffin saying "noooooooooo" on youtube but I couldn't get the number of "o's" right or something.


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:26 PM

pulmonary hypertension
congestive heart failure
glomerulonephritis

oh
and the whole narcolepsy thing.

and..
the robot and dead people parts that comprise my spine.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:28 PM

Shit kid, you need to complain to the factory! All I got is primary hypertension and manic depression.

I'd be scared as fuck if they told me I had any kind of "failure." You know, outside of how I've failed in life.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:31 PM

I just totally saw some tramp's vag smoking a pipe on okcupid- and it looked better than 95% of the other tramp's faces! LOL


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:31 PM

i think its the zombie and robot parts that are holding me together.

and
i may or may not have had an existential meltdown when i was diagnosed with the heart shit.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 8:54 PM

You get 25 points for using "existential" in the proper sense the only time I've heard anyone do so since I took existentialism 3 years ago.


heytrilobite
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November 4th, 2009 - 9:01 PM

my boyfriend and i found each other on that silly site and are very much in love now.
i went on my fair share of bad dates beforehand though. you just gotta be willing to comb.
the thing about dating sites is that for every woman, there are about 20943054380 guys.
good for us, bad for you :\


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 9:05 PM

zervoslives Said:
You get 25 points for using "existential" in the proper sense the only time I've heard anyone do so since I took existentialism 3 years ago.


lol like i need to earn points :D


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 9:42 PM

Points will be awarded regardless. Points are justice.

"We all know pi r^2, but today, pi r justice."- Carl


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 9:53 PM

don't make me bleed on you.
also
fwiw there is a difference between my neck and jaw


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 10:04 PM

IDK w FWIW means.


bosley
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November 4th, 2009 - 10:13 PM

for what its worth


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 10:19 PM

I am stupid. Google knows everything.


zervoslives
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November 4th, 2009 - 10:31 PM

BTW- did you scope those links I sent you? I totally didn't know that Shellac's "Billiard Player Song" was originally titled "fuck Wicker Park." Quality. Pure Quality.


blackarm
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November 4th, 2009 - 10:57 PM

bosley Said:
glomerulonephritis



damn. we just learned a bit about this in class tonight.
my sympathies.


bosley
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November 5th, 2009 - 6:40 AM

blackarm Said:
bosley Said:
glomerulonephritis



damn. we just learned a bit about this in class tonight.
my sympathies.


its an epic pile of suck
but... ya do what you do.

and thx


zervoslives
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November 5th, 2009 - 2:39 PM

But when I want to do a film titled "epic pile of suck," nobody wants to distribute it. Go figure.


Shelburt
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November 5th, 2009 - 5:51 PM

That baleeted horehound kid sent me a message saying I was one of his matches


likerain
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November 5th, 2009 - 6:38 PM

Wait wait wait... you expect girls who STAYED in Indiana to live to have a neck. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL All the ladies with necks left the state sir.


TresChic
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November 5th, 2009 - 6:48 PM

So I'm making a profile to see what this "OK Cupid" shit is all about and I'm typing in my username and they're like... "TresChic is unavailable...might we suggest treschic4u, treschicilicous, treschic_pal, i_am_treschic or (my personal favorite) treschic_taco?"


likerain
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November 5th, 2009 - 7:02 PM

OMG if you don't use treschic_taco i will never speak to you again!


TresChic
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November 5th, 2009 - 7:07 PM

likerain Said:
OMG if you don't use treschic_taco i will never speak to you again!


Failure all around. Apparently I made a profile when I was a senior in high school and I got a pissy email about it.


likerain
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November 5th, 2009 - 7:10 PM

TresChic Said:
likerain Said:
OMG if you don't use treschic_taco i will never speak to you again!


Failure all around. Apparently I made a profile when I was a senior in high school and I got a pissy email about it.


LOL


TresChic
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November 5th, 2009 - 7:14 PM

Everyone rates so freaking high on my enemy percentage thing. Am I tough or is the quality of OK Cupid really THAT poor or a combination of both?


bosley
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November 5th, 2009 - 7:40 PM

link me
i need to know how much i hate you


zervoslives
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November 5th, 2009 - 8:17 PM

likerain Said:
Wait wait wait... you expect girls who STAYED in Indiana to live to have a neck. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL All the ladies with necks left the state sir.


Chicago is short on necks too, except for the one really, REALLY cute asian girl that's clearly far out of my league... I'm giving her 5 stars to take a shot anyway, LOL


likerain
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November 5th, 2009 - 8:21 PM

zervoslives Said:
likerain Said:
Wait wait wait... you expect girls who STAYED in Indiana to live to have a neck. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL All the ladies with necks left the state sir.


Chicago is short on necks too, except for the one really, REALLY cute asian girl that's clearly far out of my league... I'm giving her 5 stars to take a shot anyway, LOL


HAHA....


bosley
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November 5th, 2009 - 8:41 PM

WHAT FREAKING NAME DID YOU USE KIRBY


zervoslives
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November 6th, 2009 - 12:01 AM

Hey that's a cute picture of you bos!


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