MEMO TO: New Users, FROM: Nadbash, RE: Your treatment here. - New Users!

MANCHESTER/NH
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June 5th, 2009 - 5:21 AM

To all new users:
We are an established community of people who have a certain established way of interacting with one another. Good or bad, this is how it is. Despite this, we welcome new users and always enjoy having some new ideas and perspectives around here, even if we sometimes dismiss said perspectives as being immature, irrelevant or stupid. We like having new people with whom to interact, because quite frankly things would be boring without you.
That being said, you are responsible for the way you are percieved here. Nobody else is. It is highly unlikely that you will be targeted arbitrarily and destroyed. If we are shitting on you, ignoring your threads or trying to make your life miserable, it's most likely your own damn fault. Perhaps instead of crying and leaving like a sixth grader, you should re-evaluate your habits and probably hold back on posting until you have a better idea about the way things work here.
Don't play the persecution card when there are many of us here who have been posting for close to a decade and have been verbally shit upon and hazed well beyond the point the current rules and policies around here allow. Remember that many of us were here before there was a /3 or /7, and if you chose to participate you were by default inviting the established posters to ruthlessly sodomize you in front of everyone else.

Don't be so easily offended, don't assume that because we tell you that you're stupid and that you should go fuck yourself that we hate you, and for god's sake don't take yourselves so fucking seriously.

Love, Nadbash.

BonnarooBoy87

BENNINGTON/VT
Joined: 02/11/09
Posts: 492

June 5th, 2009 - 6:11 AM

"it is highly unlikely that you will be targeted arbitrarily and destroyed." - Made me fucking LOL!!!

ilyGiggleCakes

Joined: 04/26/09
Posts: 377

June 6th, 2009 - 10:46 AM

Nadbash! This can save many lives!!!

ummlakyn

DALLAS/TX
Joined: 12/26/08
Posts: 3270

June 6th, 2009 - 12:00 PM

rachpaige

Stupid
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Posts: 3141

June 6th, 2009 - 12:07 PM

I lol'd

bradarad

BOSTON/MA
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June 6th, 2009 - 12:12 PM

holy shit

duvaldallas

MIDDLEBURG/FL
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Posts: 1811

June 6th, 2009 - 12:14 PM

this should probably be pinned

another_penguin

MATTOON/IL
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Posts: 3302

June 6th, 2009 - 12:19 PM

duvaldallas Said:

this should probably be pinned

familiarclarity

DENVER/CO
Joined: 09/01/08
Posts: 1077

June 6th, 2009 - 12:38 PM

THREAD WENT FROM MEMO TO MEME IN LESS THAN 5 POSTS!

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958

June 6th, 2009 - 1:45 PM

ummlakyn Said:

Hahahaha.

Also,

another_penguin Said:

duvaldallas Said:

this should probably be pinned

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 12681

June 6th, 2009 - 4:33 PM

ummlakyn Said:

Fucking awesome. This is going to be my next userpic.

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958

June 6th, 2009 - 6:13 PM

Nadbash officially has the coolest userpic ever.

wavesxaway

GARLAND/TX
Joined: 09/25/08
Posts: 3337

June 6th, 2009 - 6:20 PM

you are my hero, sir <3

ummlakyn

DALLAS/TX
Joined: 12/26/08
Posts: 3270

June 6th, 2009 - 6:21 PM

Kadens_Marie Said:

Nadbash officially has the coolest userpic ever.

Made that.

Bokonon_Pokemon

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 09/17/08
Posts: 1451

June 6th, 2009 - 6:25 PM

If only Nadbash would have been around these parts when I was just a wee lad..

*sniff*

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958

June 6th, 2009 - 6:51 PM

ummlakyn Said:

Kadens_Marie Said:

Nadbash officially has the coolest userpic ever.

Made that.

I know ^_^

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 12681

June 6th, 2009 - 7:11 PM

My ten commandments:

1. Be not a douchebag.
2. Concern thyself more with thine vocabulary and less with thine eyeliner.
3. Spell not like a retard.
4. Make not of n00dz until thine eighteenth summer, for thou invitest thine party van upon the innocent.
5. Cry not when thou art humiliated, learn from thine mistakes.
6. Thou art not a victim until the good nadbash says so.
7. Whine not about thine mushroom stamps, lest ye invite more upon thine sinful face.
8. Photoshop not thine nearly naked form unto playboy magazines, and pimp not thine annoying gay philipino ass upon the masses, for thine actions art quite annoying.
9. Overuse not internet memes, for their hilarity should be preserved for those who come after you.
10. The nadbash reserves the right to add/subtract commandments to adapt to thine further annoyingness.

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958

June 6th, 2009 - 7:23 PM

Nadbash Said:

8. Photoshop not thine nearly naked form unto playboy magazines, and pimp not thine annoying gay philipino ass upon the masses, for thine actions art quite annoying.

That's the best one.

another_penguin

MATTOON/IL
Joined: 03/16/09
Posts: 3302

June 6th, 2009 - 7:57 PM

Nadbash Said:

4. Make not of n00dz until thine eighteenth summer, for thou invitest thine party van upon the innocent.
8. Photoshop not thine nearly naked form unto playboy magazines, and pimp not thine annoying gay philipino ass upon the masses, for thine actions art quite annoying.

True and hilarious, respectively

DaniDrainpipe

TUCKERTON/NJ
Joined: 06/06/09
Posts: 4

June 6th, 2009 - 8:34 PM

amen.

anthonygiard

ELLINGTON/CT
Joined: 09/30/08
Posts: 436

June 6th, 2009 - 8:45 PM

ummlakyn Said:

#1.

RichardChainsaw

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/18/09
Posts: 1474

June 6th, 2009 - 9:17 PM

DaniDrainpipe Said:

amen.

LizzyThursday

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 05/08/09
Posts: 175

June 6th, 2009 - 9:22 PM

*stands up in chair, shouts* hallelujah!

duvaldallas

MIDDLEBURG/FL
Joined: 12/06/08
Posts: 1811

June 6th, 2009 - 9:26 PM

are we starting a church of nadbash now?
we probably should
the man's a saint

teaandfirelight

GLENDALE/AZ
Joined: 05/05/09
Posts: 4122

June 6th, 2009 - 10:26 PM

ummlakyn Said:

LOL. Didn't notice the emogirl following around him.

wavesxaway

GARLAND/TX
Joined: 09/25/08
Posts: 3337

June 6th, 2009 - 10:43 PM

preach!

anthonygiard

ELLINGTON/CT
Joined: 09/30/08
Posts: 436

June 7th, 2009 - 5:21 AM

He's pretty much the second coming.

schojo

a town called hate, GERMANY
Joined: 03/16/09
Posts: 6680

June 7th, 2009 - 5:31 AM

dan should be pinned for this

Caroline_Love

SAN ANTONIO/TX
Joined: 07/11/07
Posts: 19

June 7th, 2009 - 5:43 AM

duvaldallas Said:

are we starting a church of nadbash now?
we probably should
the man's a saint

christopherfoxe

HAYWARD/CA
Joined: 05/16/09
Posts: 159

June 8th, 2009 - 12:13 AM

why is nadbash so fucking radical?

schojo

a town called hate, GERMANY
Joined: 03/16/09
Posts: 6680

June 8th, 2009 - 3:25 AM

never question that again!

RichardChainsaw

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 04/18/09
Posts: 1474

June 8th, 2009 - 3:37 AM

schojo Said:

Don't Question It!

Fixed*

christopherfoxe

HAYWARD/CA
Joined: 05/16/09
Posts: 159

June 8th, 2009 - 5:23 AM

i want to touch him.

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 12681

June 8th, 2009 - 5:28 AM

christopherfoxe Said:

i want to touch him.

Everybody does. Touching me gives you a lifetime of good luck... and various infectious diseases. For the good nadbash giveth, and the good nadbash he taketh away.

deathfuckinmeta

CAMBRIDGE/MA
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Posts: 5545

June 8th, 2009 - 6:05 AM

FOR THE LOVE OF NADBASH, PIN THIS THREAD

frost_wolf93

PUEBLO/CO
Joined: 01/13/09
Posts: 2862

June 9th, 2009 - 12:20 PM

pin it already.

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 12681

June 9th, 2009 - 4:54 PM

Behold my children, sit and listen to the wisdom of your lord and savior.
Fondle not the balls of the beast, lest ye be fondled.

that is all.

hathos

HUMPTULIPS/WA
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Posts: 7548

June 10th, 2009 - 5:17 PM

BUMP FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Kryss

RAPID CITY/SD
Joined: 11/04/08
Posts: 190

June 10th, 2009 - 5:35 PM

deathfuckinmeta Said:

FOR THE LOVE OF NADBASH, PIN THIS THREAD

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
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Posts: 12681

June 10th, 2009 - 7:03 PM

By the power vested in me by my 10th commandment, and the arbitrary omnipotence that I have assigned myself, I give unto you the following additional commandments:
11. Thou shalt not pine after thy cousin, for that shit is fucked up.
12. When the good Nadbash says thou art dead, then thine ass is dead.
13. Thou shalt take a fucking hint. Seriously. Get the fuck out of here.
14. If thine caps lock key is broken then thou shalt buy a new keyboard, or bash thine own head in with the broken keyboard until lowercase letters start coming out.
15. Thou shalt not post on message boards when suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome.

That is all.... For now.

hathos

HUMPTULIPS/WA
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June 10th, 2009 - 9:51 PM

Nadbash Said:

14. If thine caps lock key is broken then thou shalt buy a new keyboard, or bash thine own head in with the broken keyboard until lowercase letters start coming out.

CALL IT BLASPHEME, BUT...
FUUUUUUUCK YOU

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958

June 10th, 2009 - 10:22 PM

Nadbash Said:

By the power vested in me by my 10th commandment, and the arbitrary omnipotence that I have assigned myself, I give unto you the following additional commandments:
11. Thou shalt not pine after thy cousin, for that shit is fucked up.
12. When the good Nadbash says thou art dead, then thine ass is dead.

<333

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
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June 11th, 2009 - 5:17 AM

hathos Said:

Nadbash Said:

14. If thine caps lock key is broken then thou shalt buy a new keyboard, or bash thine own head in with the broken keyboard until lowercase letters start coming out.

CALL IT BLASPHEME, BUT...
FUUUUUUUCK YOU

16. Saint Hathos is excluded from commandment 14.

familiarclarity

DENVER/CO
Joined: 09/01/08
Posts: 1077

June 11th, 2009 - 5:46 AM

this thread makes me gassy

hathos

HUMPTULIPS/WA
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June 11th, 2009 - 2:59 PM

Nadbash Said:

16. Saint Hathos is excluded from commandment 14.

WORD.

WE BFF AGAIN

slicknixon

RED LION/PA
Joined: 01/17/09
Posts: 1556

June 11th, 2009 - 3:06 PM

It's threads like these that make me wish i hadn't wasted the last 2 weeks of my life not getting on moc.

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
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Posts: 5958

June 11th, 2009 - 3:33 PM

I'm still surprised that this thread has not been pinned.

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
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June 11th, 2009 - 5:53 PM

hathos Said:

Nadbash Said:

16. Saint Hathos is excluded from commandment 14.

WORD.

WE BFF AGAIN

That's right, bitches. Hathos been canonized.

hathos

HUMPTULIPS/WA
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June 11th, 2009 - 10:10 PM

BRB: FAPPING

Nadbash

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June 14th, 2009 - 6:14 PM

17. Thou shalt not change the written English language to reflect thine speeech impediments. For example, "wat" and "dat" are not acceptable substitutions for "what" and "that." That is not the thy lord the Nadbash being a grammar nazi, that is thine ignorant ass raping our beautiful language.