A favorite quote, MOC? - New Users!

DRY FORK/VA
Joined: 06/17/09
Posts: 913

October 12th, 2009 - 6:32 PM

Mine would have to be "We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same."-Anne Frank.

tell me yours?

wildcard13

ANN ARBOR/MI
Joined: 07/26/09
Posts: 365

October 12th, 2009 - 6:35 PM

"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal."-Thomas Jefferson

"English was invented in New York; the rest of the country corrupted the language."-Local Long Island Jew

"You are NOT the father."-Maury

Juxtaposition

MILWAUKEE/WI
Joined: 09/20/07
Posts: 523

October 12th, 2009 - 6:37 PM

Real eyes realize real lies.

sunshinee

DRY FORK/VA
Joined: 06/17/09
Posts: 913

October 12th, 2009 - 6:37 PM

wildcard13 Said:

"You are NOT the father."-Maury

LOL. Yes, that is quite a favorite.

medusamagoni

RANCHO CUCAMONGA/CA
Joined: 06/23/09
Posts: 1519

October 12th, 2009 - 6:43 PM

sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

irishwanker

BROOKLYN/NY
Joined: 10/02/09
Posts: 154

October 12th, 2009 - 6:46 PM

"Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus"

gwennygirl

FLINT/MI
Joined: 02/13/09
Posts: 987

October 12th, 2009 - 6:55 PM

lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

outrached

DALLAS/GA
Joined: 09/10/09
Posts: 1159

October 12th, 2009 - 6:58 PM

Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time

gwennygirl

FLINT/MI
Joined: 02/13/09
Posts: 987

October 12th, 2009 - 6:59 PM

i love you, rach

pleasekissme

MERRICK/NY
Joined: 07/29/09
Posts: 39

October 12th, 2009 - 7:08 PM

irishwanker Said:

"Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus"

h1lary

HOUSTON/TX
Joined: 07/21/09
Posts: 578

October 12th, 2009 - 7:10 PM

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
-Wayne's World

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
-Charles Bukowski

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
-P. J. O'Rourke

medusamagoni

RANCHO CUCAMONGA/CA
Joined: 06/23/09
Posts: 1519

October 12th, 2009 - 7:14 PM

h1lary Said:

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
-Wayne's World

why is it that when a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, but when he kills a man in the heat of passion...it's called murder?

outrached

DALLAS/GA
Joined: 09/10/09
Posts: 1159

October 12th, 2009 - 7:33 PM

gwennygirl Said:

i love you, rach

h1lary

HOUSTON/TX
Joined: 07/21/09
Posts: 578

October 12th, 2009 - 7:36 PM

medusamagoni Said:

h1lary Said:

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
-Wayne's World

why is it that when a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, but when he kills a man in the heat of passion...it's called murder?

asphinctersayswhat

discodon

LAWRENCE/KS
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 107

October 12th, 2009 - 7:56 PM

Don't try and be a great man, just be a man. - Jesus

Thetawave

COLUMBUS/OH
Joined: 04/13/09
Posts: 270

October 12th, 2009 - 7:59 PM

"We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us." - Andrew Ryan, BioShock

medusamagoni

RANCHO CUCAMONGA/CA
Joined: 06/23/09
Posts: 1519

October 12th, 2009 - 8:25 PM

h1lary Said:

medusamagoni Said:

h1lary Said:

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored. -Wayne's World

why is it that when a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, but when he kills a man in the heat of passion...it's called murder?

asphinctersayswhat

listen man! I'm not going to jail for you or anyone!

qoxii

Vancouver
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 13

October 12th, 2009 - 8:28 PM

"Blue Shells. They're not about winning, they're about screwing over the person in first place on the last lap."

Something I know too well.

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12681

October 12th, 2009 - 8:31 PM

"I twisted my dick off with a tomahawk." - Nadbash.

h1lary

HOUSTON/TX
Joined: 07/21/09
Posts: 578

October 12th, 2009 - 8:35 PM

medusamagoni Said:

h1lary Said:

medusamagoni Said:

h1lary Said:

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored. -Wayne's World

why is it that when a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, but when he kills a man in the heat of passion...it's called murder?

asphinctersayswhat

listen man! I'm not going to jail for you or anyone!

did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

medusamagoni

RANCHO CUCAMONGA/CA
Joined: 06/23/09
Posts: 1519

October 12th, 2009 - 11:12 PM

h1lary Said:

medusamagoni Said:

h1lary Said:

medusamagoni Said:

h1lary Said:

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored. -Wayne's World

why is it that when a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, but when he kills a man in the heat of passion...it's called murder?

asphinctersayswhat

listen man! I'm not going to jail for you or anyone!

did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

Hi. I'm in delaware.

pommegranate

SCRANTON/PA
Joined: 11/05/08
Posts: 610

October 12th, 2009 - 11:19 PM

Shelburt

CANTON/NC
Joined: 07/13/09
Posts: 3743

October 13th, 2009 - 12:45 AM

Lauryn92 Said:

jesus, im hardly doing anything wrng

its how the british type =D

wandaizzole

Toronto
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 114

October 13th, 2009 - 5:01 AM

My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.'
-Tupac

Roll that shit, light that shit, hit that shit, hold that shit
Blow that shit out slow, then pass it to me bro
-Three 6 Mafia

alexoverdrive

BALTIMORE/MD
Joined: 10/01/08
Posts: 1864

October 13th, 2009 - 5:04 AM

medusamagoni Said:

Hi. I'm in delaware.

DAMN YOU I WAS GOING TO JUMP IN AND SAY THAT!

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958

October 13th, 2009 - 6:11 AM

pleasekissme Said:

irishwanker Said:

"Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus"

PSSSTTT, SHE WANTS YOU TO KISS HER.

Anyway.
"When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

Lindsey

INDIANAPOLIS/IN
Joined: Old School
Posts: 437

October 13th, 2009 - 7:12 AM

"Eighty percent of sucess is just showing up" - Woody Allen

Juxtaposition

MILWAUKEE/WI
Joined: 09/20/07
Posts: 523

October 13th, 2009 - 7:28 AM

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Dullita

ALBANY/OR
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 31

October 13th, 2009 - 11:08 AM

"Let my enemies devour each other."
-- Salvador Dali

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958

October 13th, 2009 - 4:07 PM

Juxtaposition Said:

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Whenever I watch The Big Lebowski on tv he always ends up saying "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE A STRANGER TO THE STORE."
It makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever.

gibby Said:

I HERD DERS SUM LOGIC SENSE IN HERR?

Nadbash Said:

I'm sorry if this has already been said, I can't stomach reading through all these multi-paged threads, the spelling and grammar are atrocious, and it's usually just a bunch of whiny pussies acting like victims, so I didn't bother reading most of this thread.

Dearest emo fuckwads;

This is usually where I'd go to great lengths to come up with something deeply hurtful and mind-blowingly cruel in an attempt to punish you for your blatant lack of human decency, but in retrospect I've decided that being you as you choose to be is such a nighmarishly pathetic existence that action on my part would be excessive and unnecessary. Have fun whining away your youth while other people make positive contributions to society, or at least live their lives without wallowing in self-indulgent superficial stupidity.

Love, Dan.

TWO BEST MOC QUOTES EVAR.

sunshinee

DRY FORK/VA
Joined: 06/17/09
Posts: 913

October 13th, 2009 - 6:14 PM

pommegranate Said:

LOL. Irony much?
I'm doing a research paper on her.
Hints why that's my quote.

medusamagoni

RANCHO CUCAMONGA/CA
Joined: 06/23/09
Posts: 1519

October 13th, 2009 - 6:22 PM

wandaizzole Said:

Roll that shit, light that shit, hit that shit, hold that shit
Blow that shit out slow, then pass it to me bro
-Three 6 Mafia

<3

Thetawave

COLUMBUS/OH
Joined: 04/13/09
Posts: 270

October 13th, 2009 - 6:23 PM

I'm 12 years old and what is this

Squints

OMAHA/NE
Joined: 10/13/09
Posts: 11

October 13th, 2009 - 9:12 PM

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything - Tyler Durden

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. - Dean Martin

Standing for nothing, you'll fall for anything

Kadens_Marie

NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958

October 15th, 2009 - 6:24 AM

Squints Said:

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything - Tyler Durden

drunkalice

GROVE CITY/PA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 246

October 15th, 2009 - 6:38 AM

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. -- Dorothy Parker

TresChic

WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 10/07/09
Posts: 888

October 15th, 2009 - 6:47 AM

Shelburt Said:

Lauryn92 Said:

jesus, im hardly doing anything wrng

its how the british type =D

Squints Said:

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything - Tyler Durden

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. - Dean Martin

Standing for nothing, you'll fall for anything

Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]
Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.

glacier

Joined: Old School
Posts: 1114

October 15th, 2009 - 7:04 AM

"If you're bored then you must be boring too."

"Even thorns have charm."

"The earth laughs in flowers."

"All men are moral. Only their neighbors are not."

"Two dollars!"

"They offered me a million bucks. All I want's a steady fuck."

"Well, I came upon a dancing crab, and I stopped to watch it shake
I said, "Dance for me just one more time
Before you hibernate and you come out a crab cake"

I could quote on and on. There are so many words that I love!

BriWa

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 205

October 15th, 2009 - 1:40 PM

Thetawave Said:

"We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us." - Andrew Ryan, BioShock

Would you kindly?

"Fish haves no good metals to listen to." Skwisgaar Skwigelf

"There are no dumb questions. Yes, you in the back, the retard with the dumb question?" Ignignokt

ergophobic

OMAHA/NE
Joined: 09/27/09
Posts: 80

October 15th, 2009 - 1:52 PM

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

dumbIsound

BANNING/CA
Joined: 10/11/09
Posts: 117

October 15th, 2009 - 6:27 PM

Just like that. From a hundred miles an hour to asleep in a nanosecond. I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and i was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, i was a drizzle and she was a hurricane.

Thomas Edison's last words were: "it's very beautiful over there." I don't know where there is, but i believe it's somewhere, and i hope it's beautiful.

- Looking for Alaska by John Green

sunshinee

DRY FORK/VA
Joined: 06/17/09
Posts: 913

October 15th, 2009 - 6:32 PM

"Life sucks, then you die."

Starpunctures

ALBUQUERQUE/NM
Joined: Old School
Posts: 815

October 15th, 2009 - 6:56 PM

"Alles Nahe Werde Fern"
Faust

zervoslives

CROWN POINT/IN
Joined: Old School
Posts: 1592

October 15th, 2009 - 7:00 PM

At a certain age, a man gets even the face he deserves.
-Nietzsche

Jennirawrrrr

KILLEEN/TX
Joined: 08/30/09
Posts: 25

October 16th, 2009 - 10:46 PM

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." -Unknown
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George W. Bush
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." -Jane Austen
''Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal less than themselves. '' - Jane Austen

wandaizzole

Toronto
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 114

October 18th, 2009 - 6:04 PM

medusamagoni Said:

wandaizzole Said:

Roll that shit, light that shit, hit that shit, hold that shit
Blow that shit out slow, then pass it to me bro
-Three 6 Mafia

<3

creepycreep

CINCINNATI/OH
Joined: 10/18/09
Posts: 51

October 18th, 2009 - 11:26 PM

"I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Woody Allen in Annie Hall.

indiansummer

KANSAS CITY/MO
Joined: 10/02/09
Posts: 460

October 18th, 2009 - 11:29 PM

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
- William J. Rapaport

Konrad_Smith

CONCORD/CA
Joined: 10/18/09
Posts: 291

October 19th, 2009 - 9:03 PM

Failure is just success rounded down

zombiekiss

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 10/17/09
Posts: 6

October 19th, 2009 - 10:30 PM

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best