October 31st, 2009 - 12:55 AM
I woke up 5 minutes later than when I usually start walking to work.
It was cold, raining and windy.
Halfway through my thirty minute walk and five minutes before I had to be to work a kind soul asked where i was heading.
"To the college," I replied.
"That's right on my way," Said the old man.
Me: "Sweetness!"
I boarded the old trailblazer.
As I a did a funeral procession passed by us. The following small talk transpired.
Me: "Thanks alot, It's so cold out today."
Old man: "Oh Yeah, So you're a college student?"
We started moving.
Me: "No, I just work there."
Old man: "Ah, how old are you?"
Me: "Eighteen."
Old man: "Ah."
A minute of silence passed.
Old man: "So, You like having your cock sucked?"
I paused a moment. The first thing that popped in my head was 'yes, but not by old men....'
Me: "No."
Old Man: "Well it always feels good."
I try to think of an exit strategy. I've jumped out of cars going twice this speed, but i decided to see what would happen next.
Old man: "Not even for money?"
Me: "Nope."
Old Man: "Ah, better that way anyway, I don't have much money because i live off social security."
I thought of kicking his head in until he was unconscious then jack his vehicle, but decided to suppress the urge.
Old Man: "So, Where do you live?"
Me: "In Hastings."
Old Man: "Of course, but where in hastings? Do you live by yourself?"
Me: "With my parents."
Old Man: "If you were living by yourself, I was going to give you some food. I know how hard it is now days and food is expensive. I've stocked up pretty well at my house."
Me: "Nope, No need for food."
We arrive at my work.
Old Man: "Right at this corner?"
Me: "Mhmm. Thanks."
Old Man: "You'll be in my prayers."
I run into the building forgetting to get his license plate number.
Latter I had my stepmother call the police, As I do not talk to the popo.
I'm scared and can't stop laughing.
