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SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 1st, 2009 - 4:23 PM

So this Halloween I was SUPER sick and ended up going to the ER because I could not breathe right (my throat was super swollen), hadn't eaten/drunken anything in three days blah blah blah. So I got to the hospital where I said to the nurse "I can barely breathe". She hurried me into a room and said the doctor would be in shortly. I sat there for an hour and I half until finally I passed out. When I woke up I had an IV in and I was breathing much better.
I texted my best friend, who I knew was out partying "I am in ER, every thing is OK"
She texted back "wjhant me 2 bringg u vodka??"
I replied "Be safe"
and she said
"oooh, u r not comingg 2nite?!!"

Oh the joys of holiday festivities. I love it when educated people become idiots when intoxicated.

Any one else have a halloween mishap?

sunshinee

DRY FORK/VA
Joined: 06/17/09
Posts: 913

November 1st, 2009 - 4:28 PM

Not a mishap, really, but I didn't get to celebrate because I was at state championships with my marching band.

auxaux

ANAHEIM/CA
Joined: 11/01/09
Posts: 64

November 1st, 2009 - 4:28 PM

wow, your friend is a douche.

i just stayed home and scared little kids coming to my door.

Jakkalope

Dunfermline
Joined: 07/17/09
Posts: 130

November 1st, 2009 - 4:33 PM

Was so ill due to Friday night that I spent most of Saturday's sipping water.
My own fault though, a lesson has been learnt.
.

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 1st, 2009 - 4:41 PM

auxaux Said:

wow, your friend is a douche.

i just stayed home and scared little kids coming to my door.

My original plan was to sit on my porch and chuck candy at all the people walking by that looked age 12+
But... Instead I went to the ER.

auxaux

ANAHEIM/CA
Joined: 11/01/09
Posts: 64

November 1st, 2009 - 4:43 PM

code_conundrum Said:

auxaux Said:

wow, your friend is a douche.

i just stayed home and scared little kids coming to my door.

My original plan was to sit on my porch and chuck candy at all the people walking by that looked age 12+
But... Instead I went to the ER.

are you ok now?

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 1st, 2009 - 4:48 PM

Yeah I am fine. All the tests were negative for strep throat but the doctor said "oh well, it sure seems like strep, so I guess I will just give you a bunch of meds and treat it like strep"

Then the nurse decided I was fine with only one IV bag when they originally said two, so they called it good and sent me home.

gotta love the health care system these days.

Quez

LONG BEACH/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 388

November 1st, 2009 - 4:50 PM

wow, that sucks. glad you're better.

my halloween failed too. i had to close, but i scheduled myself for it so, my own dumbass fault.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 1st, 2009 - 4:52 PM

so strange that your body starts functioning abnormally after not eating/drinking for three days

auxaux

ANAHEIM/CA
Joined: 11/01/09
Posts: 64

November 1st, 2009 - 4:56 PM

really

Jakkalope

Dunfermline
Joined: 07/17/09
Posts: 130

November 1st, 2009 - 4:59 PM

I think she meant she hadn't eated/drank in three days due to the sore and swollen throat she had.

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 1st, 2009 - 5:04 PM

Jakkalope Said:

I think she meant she hadn't eated/drank in three days due to the sore and swollen throat she had.

Yes.

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 1st, 2009 - 5:43 PM

you must have consumed something
or else you'd be dead

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 1st, 2009 - 5:49 PM

They put an I

ghostsandvodka Said:

you must have consumed something
or else you'd be dead

the IV helped hydrate me. And I drank some tomato basil soup.

I don't.... think? I am dead...?

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

November 1st, 2009 - 5:51 PM

DEAD!

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 1st, 2009 - 6:02 PM

aww shucks :(

BriWa

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 205

November 1st, 2009 - 7:47 PM

ghostsandvodka Said:

DEAD!

U.U''

h1lary

HOUSTON/TX
Joined: 07/21/09
Posts: 577

November 1st, 2009 - 7:58 PM

No halloween mishap this year, but I have many many many stupid hospital stories.
Like how they had me prepped for surgery to take out my appendix before they realized that it hadn't ruptured at all. That was fun.

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 115

November 1st, 2009 - 11:58 PM

My best friend was about to hook up with his ex and I decided to cock block him because I'm a horrible person. I got my friend will to open the door with a credit card and I ran in and threw an empty tampon box at them and yelled something about her being on the rag. Apparently he already knew this and got head. That night I slept alone.

AccidentProne

AUSTIN/TX
Joined: 10/26/09
Posts: 91

November 2nd, 2009 - 12:00 AM

yourgravestword Said:

My best friend was about to hook up with his ex and I decided to cock block him because I'm a horrible person. I got my friend will to open the door with a credit card and I ran in and threw an empty tampon box at them and yelled something about her being on the rag. Apparently he already knew this and got head. That night I slept alone.

That may be the most deliberate yet hilarious cock block attempt ever.

Separatist

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/21/09
Posts: 154

November 2nd, 2009 - 12:04 AM

at least you have thanksgiving to look forward to?

yourgravestword

SAN MARCOS/TX
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 115

November 2nd, 2009 - 1:06 AM

AccidentProne Said:

yourgravestword Said:

My best friend was about to hook up with his ex and I decided to cock block him because I'm a horrible person. I got my friend will to open the door with a credit card and I ran in and threw an empty tampon box at them and yelled something about her being on the rag. Apparently he already knew this and got head. That night I slept alone.

That may be the most deliberate yet hilarious cock block attempt ever.

I thought it was awesome at the time.
It still didn't work though hah.

wandaizzole

Toronto
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 114

November 5th, 2009 - 8:36 PM

AccidentProne Said:

yourgravestword Said:

My best friend was about to hook up with his ex and I decided to cock block him because I'm a horrible person. I got my friend will to open the door with a credit card and I ran in and threw an empty tampon box at them and yelled something about her being on the rag. Apparently he already knew this and got head. That night I slept alone.

That may be the most deliberate yet hilarious cock block attempt ever.

^i lol'd pretty hard at this.
you're my hero.

HippieNoMore

KELLER/TX
Joined: 11/04/09
Posts: 110

November 5th, 2009 - 9:27 PM

I trick or treated in my I<3NY thong and got stopped by a couple cops for public indecency.
They told me to go home and change and if I didn't they'd "ticket my ass".

I trick or treated about 5 more streets.

ryanage

PALM COAST/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 8684

November 5th, 2009 - 9:31 PM