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Doolittle

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November 20th, 2009 - 1:43 AM

Only punks hate on ABBA.

Nadbash

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November 20th, 2009 - 5:16 AM

Then I am a punk because if would rather catch a blast of molten demon spooge right in my open mouth than listen to that scandanavian abomination for five minutes.

HellaBolt

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November 20th, 2009 - 10:39 AM

ABBA SOS?
I read ALBATROSS

Separatist

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November 20th, 2009 - 11:29 AM

the word albatross makes me think pelican

schojo

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November 20th, 2009 - 11:31 AM

<-- punk

Doolittle

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November 20th, 2009 - 12:29 PM

At least you guys admit it.

Doolittle

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November 20th, 2009 - 12:29 PM

schojo

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November 20th, 2009 - 1:08 PM

although theres an ABBA LP standing on my shelf...

WOLFPACK

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November 20th, 2009 - 1:16 PM

chris: they guys are assholes because you know when they are "hate-bating" they have Dancing Queen turned up to 11!

Nadbash

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November 20th, 2009 - 1:22 PM

Seriously, if all of Sweden shipped all the feces produced in their country for a year to a packaging plant in Stockholm, compressed it into a giant cube and left it in a bog to fester and rot for an entire summer, and then delivered it to my house where they raised it up in a giant crane and dropped it onto the house, destroying it and impacting everything that I would otherwise try to salvage with disgusting scandanavian shit, I'd still be happier than I'd be if I turned on the radio and had to listen to ABBA.

HellaBolt

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November 20th, 2009 - 1:24 PM

i honestly didn't know people actually listened to ABBA.

gnome_again

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November 20th, 2009 - 8:55 PM

<-- listens to abba. (occasionally)
2 lps sittin on the shelf. i like their production values. not the first 1970's wall-of-sound pop band i'd grab though by any stretch of the imagination.

Quez

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November 21st, 2009 - 1:40 AM

Nadbash Said:

Seriously, if all of Sweden shipped all the feces produced in their country for a year to a packaging plant in Stockholm, compressed it into a giant cube and left it in a bog to fester and rot for an entire summer, and then delivered it to my house where they raised it up in a giant crane and dropped it onto the house, destroying it and impacting everything that I would otherwise try to salvage with disgusting scandanavian shit, I'd still be happier than I'd be if I turned on the radio and had to listen to ABBA.

indiansummer

Hotel Coral Essex
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November 21st, 2009 - 1:57 AM

ABBA = NO

Doolittle

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November 21st, 2009 - 2:55 AM

Marshall! Officially "in transit," awesome.

Otherwise,

I think you all just feel emasculated by what dashing outfits those guys got away with wearing. Also, scientists have proved that the ABBA formula is the perfect mathematical equation for writing a genuine hit, brain melting, orgasm-inducing pop song.

Though I will let on that it does help if at some point in your life lived with your girlfriend that really liked to get drunk and blast Fernando/SOS/Mama Mia to serenade you/dance with after bar close.

Doolittle

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November 21st, 2009 - 1:51 PM

bump

HellaBolt

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November 21st, 2009 - 1:58 PM

Doolittle

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November 22nd, 2009 - 11:16 AM

holychode

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November 22nd, 2009 - 11:28 AM

Doolittle Said:

Their garters are hooked to their skin?

Doolittle

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November 22nd, 2009 - 11:42 AM

holychode Said:

Doolittle Said:

Their garters are hooked to their skin?

Maybe?! Masochists.

indiansummer

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November 23rd, 2009 - 1:22 AM

See. ABBA always ends with sadness and misery.

Shelburt

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November 23rd, 2009 - 10:36 AM

I LOVE ABBA

gnome_again

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November 23rd, 2009 - 10:38 AM

indiansummer Said:

See. ABBA always ends with sadness and misery.

i started watching this and then stopped because i knew i wouldn't be able to handle whatever sadness was going to happen.

Doolittle

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November 23rd, 2009 - 12:40 PM

indiansummer Said:

See. ABBA always ends with sadness and misery.

Bea Arthur gave him a dirty sanchez

Shelburt Said:

I LOVE ABBA

indiansummer

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November 24th, 2009 - 1:12 AM

I'm not sure what's worse - the fact that ABBA were offered a BILLION dollars to reunite, or that they turned it down.

Also horrible - two years ago at a Christmas party, while drunkenly playing a board game about dares, memory retention, ect, someone was playing ABBA Gold: Greatest Hits in the background, and I somehow, by the fated grace of the board game we were playing, licked my roommate's mother's elbow. To this day I cannot hear "Waterloo" without shuttering to a cold shiver.

To this day neither I or he (my roommate) speak of said "licking."

Doolittle

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November 26th, 2009 - 11:03 PM

I'm thankful for...

ABBA!!

Doolittle

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November 26th, 2009 - 11:11 PM

oh man, there will be an ABBA museum! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABBA_the_Museum

I hope it ends up opening, they seem to be doing a touring exhibition of some of the memorabilia and stuff and will be opening in London soon (instead of?)...

Other things I want to see:

Phil Lynott statue!!!

Creepy Marc Bolan bust (which I think is near where he died)