Things you say while playing games that you'd never say in real life - Gaming & Geeking

forkimified

Ottawa
Joined: Old School
Posts: 4742

October 27th, 2009 - 5:47 AM

"I have to get to a hot dog stand before I die!" (my friend Joel while playing GTA4)

forkimified

Ottawa
Joined: Old School
Posts: 4742

October 27th, 2009 - 5:56 AM

"Ok, watch, I'm going to blow up the car I'm standing on."

Carl

OREM/UT
Joined: 01/13/09
Posts: 815

October 27th, 2009 - 8:51 AM

"MOTHERFUCKINGDICKTITSCOCKSUCKINGSHITFUCKDAMMIT! !" (trying to beat Koston and Carroll at S.K.A.T.E. in Skate 2)

holychode

KETCHUM/ID
Joined: 09/20/09
Posts: 349

October 27th, 2009 - 9:10 AM

"Hang on, let me sort out my spellbook"

Andyinthefront

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8444

October 27th, 2009 - 9:26 AM

"gotta empty my bag before we leave town"

drebb

Toronto
Joined: Old School
Posts: 9165

October 27th, 2009 - 1:31 PM

"DO A BARREL ROLL"

ghostsandvodka

NEWARK/DE
Joined: 03/15/08
Posts: 4575

October 27th, 2009 - 3:29 PM

drebb Said:

"DO A BARREL ROLL"

discostu

Montreal
Joined: Old School
Posts: 22665

October 27th, 2009 - 6:37 PM

"BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

Separatist

PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 10/21/09
Posts: 150

October 28th, 2009 - 2:54 AM

one shot, S2.

no shields on my X

skai

MILILANI/HI
Joined: 09/17/08
Posts: 14

October 28th, 2009 - 3:05 AM

"omg your such a f*cKn cheater "

alexoverdrive

BALTIMORE/MD
Joined: 10/01/08
Posts: 1864

October 28th, 2009 - 3:40 AM

discostu Said:

"BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

15StoryFall

BEDFORD/VA
Joined: 07/15/09
Posts: 1647

October 28th, 2009 - 12:33 PM

"Check this out, I'm gonna fly this tractor as high as I can and then jump off with no parachute. I bet I live, too."

"Dude, my acrobatics are insane. Watch this, I can leap off of this three hundred foot cliff and hit the ground running."

caranicole

PENSACOLA/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 2670

October 28th, 2009 - 12:37 PM

"Less QQ, More pew pew."

Nadbash

MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12681

October 28th, 2009 - 1:11 PM

+"Suck it, fagtheridon" (last year before Wrath when I was in a magtheridon's lair pug)

Peterwolfe

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 06/09/09
Posts: 286

October 28th, 2009 - 3:05 PM

alexoverdrive Said:

discostu Said:

"BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

skai Said:

"omg your such a f*cKn cheater "

ghostsandvodka Said:

drebb Said:

"DO A BARREL ROLL"

Tikafo

BLYTHEWOOD/SC
Joined: 10/28/09
Posts: 9

October 28th, 2009 - 3:14 PM

"Sharks wit lazers, pew pew pew."

HellaBolt

WESTERLY/RI
Joined: 07/16/09
Posts: 2470

October 29th, 2009 - 12:14 AM

up until this year i could honestly say i had never said "BOOM HEADSHOT," besides when gaming, then i went shooting at the range and took the head off a target at 300m.
best day of my life so far? probably.

"why won't my mana regen fast enough???"

discostu

Montreal
Joined: Old School
Posts: 22665

October 29th, 2009 - 1:26 AM

"NO WAY, I TOTALLY MELEE'D HIM"

indiansummer

KANSAS CITY/MO
Joined: 10/02/09
Posts: 460

October 29th, 2009 - 9:35 AM

"Goddamn SHIFT key is fucking me right in the ass!"

schojo

a town called hate, GERMANY
Joined: 03/16/09
Posts: 6677

October 29th, 2009 - 2:32 PM

"df for 2tc (mindur 31); godly whale near perf stats for 3obszodr"

skai Said:

"omg your such a f*cKn cheater "

WHO ARE YOU? ARCHEE'S QUEERBOYFRIEND????

Quez

LONG BEACH/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 364

October 29th, 2009 - 6:36 PM

fucker must have a moded controler...

g33ksh33k

BLACKWOOD/NJ
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 21

October 29th, 2009 - 6:39 PM

I onced cursed out Koreans playing Crysis. My friend's mom walked in and game me the weirdest look. I don't think she likes me very much anymore.

facade515

NEW ORLEANS/LA
Joined: 10/26/09
Posts: 362

October 29th, 2009 - 10:36 PM

"Man, I am going to rape you." *big grin*

Konrad_Smith

CONCORD/CA
Joined: 10/18/09
Posts: 289

October 29th, 2009 - 10:51 PM

WTS GEMS FOR EPIC RUBY ( [Cardinal Ruby] )

HellaBolt

WESTERLY/RI
Joined: 07/16/09
Posts: 2470

October 29th, 2009 - 10:57 PM

"just one more dungeon then i'll go level" (oblivion)

Konrad_Smith

CONCORD/CA
Joined: 10/18/09
Posts: 289

October 29th, 2009 - 10:59 PM

HellaBolt Said:

"just one more dungeon then i'll go level" (oblivion)

lol I've said that before

Andyinthefront

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8444

October 30th, 2009 - 12:37 AM

1v1 ?

Quez

LONG BEACH/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 364

October 30th, 2009 - 11:49 AM

"ugh, i feel like a saigon hooker."

project

TEMECULA/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5

November 1st, 2009 - 7:55 PM

Boom!!! No scope bitch!!!!

BriWa

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: 10/12/09
Posts: 205

November 1st, 2009 - 8:03 PM

Fuckin Chinamen.

(Dynasty Warriors 6)

Thetawave

COLUMBUS/OH
Joined: 04/13/09
Posts: 270

November 1st, 2009 - 8:19 PM

'BULLSHIT! THERE'S NO WAY I DIDN'T FUCKING STICK HIM!"

TheQuirkyKid

Abbey Road
Joined: 11/04/09
Posts: 13

November 4th, 2009 - 10:55 PM

Dude, I passed out!

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 4th, 2009 - 11:06 PM

HellaBolt Said:

"just one more dungeon then i'll go level" (oblivion)

my dad walked in right as I yelled "HOW YOU LIKE THAT TASTE OF FAILURE YOU BASTARD CHILD?!? " when i was in the arena slaying the grey knight. After all the hype, I was bummed that he was begging for death and no fight :/

Konrad_Smith

CONCORD/CA
Joined: 10/18/09
Posts: 289

November 4th, 2009 - 11:08 PM

code_conundrum Said:

HellaBolt Said:

"just one more dungeon then i'll go level" (oblivion)

my dad walked in right as I yelled "HOW YOU LIKE THAT TASTE OF FAILURE YOU BASTARD CHILD?!? " when i was in the arena slaying the grey knight. After all the hype, I was bummed that he was begging for death and no fight :/

THEN DONT DO HIS QUEST, FUUUCK

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
Joined: 10/29/09
Posts: 238

November 4th, 2009 - 11:11 PM

Konrad_Smith Said:

code_conundrum Said:

HellaBolt Said:

"just one more dungeon then i'll go level" (oblivion)

my dad walked in right as I yelled "HOW YOU LIKE THAT TASTE OF FAILURE YOU BASTARD CHILD?!? " when i was in the arena slaying the grey knight. After all the hype, I was bummed that he was begging for death and no fight :/

THEN DONT DO HIS QUEST, FUUUCK

GRAWWW I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GOING TO PANSY OUT >:(
And plus I love the arena. It makes me feel like Russel crowe

15StoryFall

BEDFORD/VA
Joined: 07/15/09
Posts: 1647

November 5th, 2009 - 1:43 PM

Oh god, Oblivion quotes

For me

15StoryFall Said:

"Dude, my acrobatics are insane. Watch this, I can leap off of this three hundred foot cliff and hit the ground running."

"Fuck this, I'm gonna go to Ondo again. "
"I'm gonna go into those barracks and start a fistfight."

gibby

LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8117

November 5th, 2009 - 5:26 PM

THIS IS LIKE SURPRISE BUTTSEX WITHOUT THE SURPRISE (said after beating Lady Vashj in SSC during 2.0, and again by the same person after beating Yogg Saron in Ulduar)

thecabbler

sudbury
Joined: 02/19/08
Posts: 1421

November 5th, 2009 - 5:44 PM

"i don't give a fuck! screenwatch to win"
halo 3 splitscreen battles

taketwo

WONDERLAND
Joined: 10/13/09
Posts: 268

November 5th, 2009 - 8:01 PM

"just give me a minute I need to rape this fucking rogue"

caranicole

PENSACOLA/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 2670

November 5th, 2009 - 8:03 PM

taketwo Said:

"just give me a minute I need to rape this fucking rogue"

Gaaur

SAINT PETERSBURG/FL
Joined: 09/29/09
Posts: 137

November 7th, 2009 - 6:23 AM

I'm prone to racist and/or homophobic outbursts of frustration. Never, in my defense, in a public online environment. Just by my lonesome and maybe with friends if alcohol is involved

glassjoe

LODI/NJ
Joined: 02/03/09
Posts: 664

November 7th, 2009 - 6:35 AM

i usually make that espn sound when i get a triple kill or something.

dun dun dun ......... dun dun dun

_skate_blind

CHICAGO/IL
Joined: 10/18/09
Posts: 2

November 7th, 2009 - 7:43 AM

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AW SHIT I DIED!!! :OOO

discostu

Montreal
Joined: Old School
Posts: 22665

November 14th, 2009 - 9:49 PM

"BEHIND YOU!"

HellaBolt

WESTERLY/RI
Joined: 07/16/09
Posts: 2470

November 15th, 2009 - 8:46 PM

code_conundrum Said:

Konrad_Smith Said:

code_conundrum Said:

HellaBolt Said:

"just one more dungeon then i'll go level" (oblivion)

my dad walked in right as I yelled "HOW YOU LIKE THAT TASTE OF FAILURE YOU BASTARD CHILD?!? " when i was in the arena slaying the grey knight. After all the hype, I was bummed that he was begging for death and no fight :/

THEN DONT DO HIS QUEST, FUUUCK

GRAWWW I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GOING TO PANSY OUT >:(
And plus I love the arena. It makes me feel like Russel crowe

15StoryFall Said:

Oh god, Oblivion quotes

For me

15StoryFall Said:

"Dude, my acrobatics are insane. Watch this, I can leap off of this three hundred foot cliff and hit the ground running."

"Fuck this, I'm gonna go to Ondo again. "
"I'm gonna go into those barracks and start a fistfight."

Latest silly thing I've said because of this goddamned game is, "Fuck dude! You know high elves are shit warrior races?! What the hell were you thinking and you look damn silly as a vamp-elf!"

Said this to the Maj at ROTC while we were playing Flashpoint (or whatever the gov't version is), "Sorry, Major, but you just got wasted by Ahmed and I'm not going down in the open. Thanks for the cover, " as I used his body for protection. . . I did this to him last game of paintball also.

Andyinthefront

ORLANDO/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8444

November 16th, 2009 - 2:48 AM

wow, fail pull.