Favorite awesomely bad games - Gaming & Geeking

OREM/UT
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October 29th, 2009 - 5:25 PM

From now and the days of yore....

The Tagline says it all, and yet does not say nearly enough about this incredible arcade adventure. The president's daughter is kidnapped by pirates aboard a cruise ship, stuffed into a suit case, and taken to a private sex island. It's up to you, the Dynamite Cop, to fight through waves of terrorists, turtle people, crab men, the Kraken, a giant pissed off chef, voodoo baddies and a whole heaping helping of ridiculous lines and cutscenes in order to take back what's someone else's. the plot just keeps getting thicker and thicker, and if you have 2 players, there is a mind blowing double cross at the end. you also get to use literally everything as a weapon, such as turkeys, mannequins, birthday cakes, mini nukes and many others. Words alone cannot express how much fun this game was.

Your turn!

g33ksh33k

BLACKWOOD/NJ
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October 29th, 2009 - 6:43 PM

my guilty pleasure was devil may cry 1. it had such a shitty camera, and i couldnt even beat the first boss but i loved it soo

facade515

NEW ORLEANS/LA
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October 29th, 2009 - 6:44 PM

lawndartdeath

MILWAUKEE/WI
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October 29th, 2009 - 6:48 PM

g33ksh33k Said:

i couldnt even beat the first boss

rofl

Love this game.

The Ninja Warriors Again

Ninja Warriors is set in a dystopian future where the population has been oppressed by the military and brainwashed. The leader of this nation is known as Banglar the tyrant.

The only hope for this broken society is a small underground resistance with plans of assassinating Banglar using three androids. Development of the androids was a lengthy process and the resistance was quickly falling to Banglar's forces. The resistance had no choice, but to dispatch the androids untested.

xXkid-amyeXx

Toronto
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October 29th, 2009 - 6:55 PM

facade515 Said:

lawndartdeath

MILWAUKEE/WI
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October 29th, 2009 - 6:59 PM

re: Bible Adventures

discostu

Montreal
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October 29th, 2009 - 8:49 PM

facade515

NEW ORLEANS/LA
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October 29th, 2009 - 10:34 PM

AccidentProne

AUSTIN/TX
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October 29th, 2009 - 10:42 PM

facade515 Said:

Dude Battletoads is fucking impossible...I almost beat it once when I was 7 or so and I tried again a few years ago and I couldn't finish it on an emulator, even with quicksave and all the goodies you get with an emulator

facade515

NEW ORLEANS/LA
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October 29th, 2009 - 10:46 PM

AccidentProne Said:

facade515 Said:

Dude Battletoads is fucking impossible...I almost beat it once when I was 7 or so and I tried again a few years ago and I couldn't finish it on an emulator, even with quicksave and all the goodies you get with an emulator

I had no idea that this game was widely renowned for being impossible when I was a kid. I thought i just sucked at it. I did, however, beat that damned bike-thing level.

AccidentProne

AUSTIN/TX
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October 29th, 2009 - 10:48 PM

Yeah dude, you only had three continues...then you had to start all over. I can remember being at a friends house and taking all day to get passed the "cheese jet ski" level because we had to keep replaying up to that point

facade515

NEW ORLEANS/LA
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October 29th, 2009 - 11:16 PM

AccidentProne Said:

Yeah dude, you only had three continues...then you had to start all over. I can remember being at a friends house and taking all day to get passed the "cheese jet ski" level because we had to keep replaying up to that point

I used to play that thing on a Game Gear. Six AA batteries, died in an hour, about the size of a hardback book.

timorousme

WHEELING/WV
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November 8th, 2009 - 10:44 AM

caranicole

PENSACOLA/FL
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November 8th, 2009 - 10:50 AM

timorousme Said:

BAHAHA.
IS THIS REAL LIFE?

imwithstupid

AUSTIN/TX
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November 8th, 2009 - 12:43 PM

lawndartdeath Said:

re: Bible Adventures

THIS GAME.

jubs

the 1990's
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November 8th, 2009 - 2:32 PM

battletoads is not bad by any means.
the soundtrack is tits.

this on the other hand,

code_conundrum

SEATTLE/WA
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November 8th, 2009 - 2:57 PM

lawndartdeath Said:

re: Bible Adventures

I watched that entire thing.
Perfect.

15StoryFall

BEDFORD/VA
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November 8th, 2009 - 3:41 PM

>posting Battletoads in a thread about bad games

Being impossibly fucking hard doesn't mean it's a bad game. If that were the case I'd be posting Ninja Gaiden III in a heartbeat.

Also, I own Shaq-Fu for the Genesis.

Anyway