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TRENTON/NJ
Joined: 04/16/09
Posts: 49
July 1st, 2009 - 1:28 AM

No names.


a town called hate, GERMANY
Joined: 03/16/09
Posts: 6680
July 1st, 2009 - 1:33 AM

"i love you"


LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 7192
July 1st, 2009 - 1:36 AM

Baby i love it when you give a black eye during sex.


WHEELING/WV
Joined: 06/26/09
Posts: 1180
July 1st, 2009 - 1:38 AM

"No, that's not the wrong hole, this'll be good."


Japan
Joined: 03/13/09
Posts: 247
July 1st, 2009 - 1:39 AM

'Cum on my face'


GLENDALE/AZ
Joined: 05/05/09
Posts: 4122
July 1st, 2009 - 1:40 AM

"I'm getting over it, I promise."


SOMERVILLE/MA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 267
July 1st, 2009 - 1:51 AM

"You are nice."


WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 06/05/09
Posts: 337
July 1st, 2009 - 2:26 AM

"I'm sorry I treated you like a cheap lay and I don't think any less of you for letting me."

Followed by:
"Want to see Where The Wild Things Are together?"



DENVER/CO
Joined: 09/01/08
Posts: 1077
July 1st, 2009 - 2:43 AM

timorousme Said:
"No, that's not the wrong hole, this'll be good."


beat me to it



LODI/CA
Joined: 06/10/09
Posts: 933
July 1st, 2009 - 2:45 AM

"damn girl you gotta a fat ass, let me fill up your gas tank and take you out to dinner"


FEDERAL WAY/WA
Joined: 04/27/07
Posts: 2099
July 1st, 2009 - 3:07 AM

"you are not the father"


DENVER/CO
Joined: 09/01/08
Posts: 1077
July 1st, 2009 - 3:14 AM

"grandson, since you are truly the most outrageously freshtacular member of the family, i'm leaving everything to you when i go"


PALM COAST/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 8684
July 1st, 2009 - 3:15 AM

"i'll buy."


PITTSBURGH/PA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 2500
July 1st, 2009 - 3:22 AM

"hit me baby one more time"


PALM COAST/FL
Joined: 09/08/08
Posts: 8684
July 1st, 2009 - 3:32 AM

get_in_the_van Said:
"hit me baby one more time"



"oop. i did it again."



LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 7192
July 1st, 2009 - 3:38 AM

"why yes i'd leave her for you... in a heartbeat my dear"


NORMAN/AR
Joined: 03/27/09
Posts: 5958
July 1st, 2009 - 4:11 AM

"It doesn't matter to me."


BLOOMINGTON/IN
Joined: 12/21/08
Posts: 1424
July 1st, 2009 - 4:30 AM

"Here's some free money, now move to Indianapolis or wherever you want really, there's enough there to afford it"


MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12681
July 1st, 2009 - 5:30 AM

"It worked, five billion people worldwide just spontaneously dropped dead. Your fortress built out of human bones will be ready in one month."


WINTER PARK/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 195
July 1st, 2009 - 5:31 AM

schojo Said:
"i love you"



CAMBRIDGE/MA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5545
July 1st, 2009 - 5:34 AM

"NO, ITS OK, WE CAN WATCH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"

OR

"NO, ITS OK, WE CAN LISTEN TO THE GET UP KIDS AGAIN"

OR

"NO, ITS OK, GO AHEAD AND TAKE A NAP"



CAMBRIDGE/MA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5545
July 1st, 2009 - 5:35 AM

Nadbash Said:
"It worked, five billion people worldwide just spontaneously dropped dead. Your fortress built out of human bones will be ready in one month."


CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS



Brisbane
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3322
July 1st, 2009 - 5:40 AM

"you aren't as worthless as you think you are"


FAIRBANKS/AK
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3977
July 1st, 2009 - 6:17 AM

"I'm still here... pistachios and a collins?"


Brisbane
Joined: Old School
Posts: 3322
July 1st, 2009 - 7:31 AM

deathfuckinmeta Said:
"NO, ITS OK, WE CAN WATCH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"


i want to hear this at least once a week thanks!



WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: Old School
Posts: 2698
July 1st, 2009 - 8:07 AM

"Here is your suitcase full of diamonds, sir."


GARLAND/TX
Joined: 09/25/08
Posts: 3337
July 1st, 2009 - 8:13 AM

"be with me, be my girl"


OREM/UT
Joined: 01/13/09
Posts: 815
July 1st, 2009 - 8:17 AM

"I truly am sorry I was such a selfish cunt face who treats all her friends like shit."

or

"It's okay, I want you to touch those."



ORLANDO/FL
Joined: Old School
Posts: 8444
July 1st, 2009 - 10:14 AM

I_run_the_riot_ Said:
schojo Said:
"i love you"



GRGGFE
Joined: 03/12/09
Posts: 2101
July 1st, 2009 - 10:23 AM

"Of course I can be your best friend. Want to go on tour with me?"

:D



GAINESVILLE/FL
Joined: 05/17/09
Posts: 250
July 1st, 2009 - 10:26 AM

"Don't just stare at it. Eat it."


MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12681
July 1st, 2009 - 10:29 AM

"As there is no reliable evidence against you, I'm dropping all charges. Case dismissed."


MINNEAPOLIS/MN
Joined: 05/18/07
Posts: 3392
July 1st, 2009 - 10:30 AM

"can we discuss this on the bear skin rug?"


STONE MOUNTAIN/GA
Joined: 07/01/09
Posts: 1
July 1st, 2009 - 10:31 AM

I understand.


MANCHESTER/NH
Joined: Old School
Posts: 12681
July 1st, 2009 - 10:32 AM

"If delivering all this weapons-grade anthrax to your cabin in the middle of the woods is wrong, then I don't wanna be right."


MINNEAPOLIS/MN
Joined: 05/18/07
Posts: 3392
July 1st, 2009 - 10:33 AM

"what's a gag-reflex?"


WASHINGTON/DC
Joined: 06/05/09
Posts: 337
July 1st, 2009 - 10:33 AM

I like the the unfunny answers better, IDGAF.


a town called hate, GERMANY
Joined: 03/16/09
Posts: 6680
July 1st, 2009 - 10:39 AM

"Don't leave me"


CROWN POINT/IN
Joined: Old School
Posts: 1592
July 1st, 2009 - 10:41 AM

"I am such a piece of shit loser and you were right about everything. I wish I was dead."

To which I would reply,

"Then die, bitch."


Good times.



WACO/TX
Joined: 01/27/09
Posts: 2540
July 1st, 2009 - 10:43 AM

"go outside"


BLOOMINGTON/IN
Joined: 12/21/08
Posts: 1424
July 1st, 2009 - 10:44 AM

"you're not as crazy as you think you are"

"it's okay if you totally change your life plans as long as you are happy"



CROWN POINT/IN
Joined: Old School
Posts: 1592
July 1st, 2009 - 10:47 AM

audrey_james Said:

"it's okay if you totally change your life plans as long as you are happy"


You'll probably do this several times, many of them without the reward of happiness. Go for it.



MINNEAPOLIS/MN
Joined: 05/18/07
Posts: 3392
July 1st, 2009 - 10:48 AM

for surrrious:

"WE WERE WRONG ABOUT YOUR PORTFOLIO. WHOOPS!
YOU ARE HIRED!"

or

"when does Moon come out? yeah, I'll see that with you."



GAINESVILLE/FL
Joined: 05/17/09
Posts: 250
July 1st, 2009 - 10:54 AM

For real: "My boyfriend dreams of becoming a dentist. Wow. You're right, Eric. This dude really is a tool."


Tojotto
Joined: 10/29/08
Posts: 1451
July 1st, 2009 - 11:22 AM

xo_lovelife Said:
"you aren't as worthless as you think you are"


This makes me a little sad.

"I know I dragged you across the province, and I know I said that I love you and then totally fucked your life. I'm sorry."

Sometimes apologies are just nice.



Stupid
Joined: 04/29/09
Posts: 3141
July 1st, 2009 - 12:45 PM

"I'm not using you. "


BOSTON/MA
Joined: 03/19/09
Posts: 4787
July 1st, 2009 - 12:48 PM

"you've just won the lottery!"

or i'll settle for

"you're hired."



CAMBRIDGE/MA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 5545
July 1st, 2009 - 1:35 PM

asummerglacier Said:

"you're hired."


YOUR STILL JOB HUNTING?



BOSTON/MA
Joined: 03/19/09
Posts: 4787
July 1st, 2009 - 1:36 PM

deathfuckinmeta Said:
asummerglacier Said:

"you're hired."


YOUR STILL JOB HUNTING?


YES! i'm feeling a bit discouraged. i know i could have a job at home in no time. blah! i've even applied for retail jobs.



LOS ANGELES/CA
Joined: Old School
Posts: 7192
July 1st, 2009 - 1:39 PM

"I am on my way, book me a ticket home with you?"


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