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math
AUBURN/WA
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September 17th, 2009 - 8:57 PM

I had to help him keep it from falling off

guys, drive carefully


xo_lovelife
Brisbane
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September 17th, 2009 - 9:00 PM

yes i will drive my forklift very carefully mister.


15StoryFall
BEDFORD/VA
Joined: 07/15/09
Posts: 1647
September 17th, 2009 - 9:00 PM

let's all get drunk and operate heavy machinery


likerain
LOS ANGELES/CA
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September 17th, 2009 - 9:06 PM

That a scary fucking day at work!

Driving with my hands at ten and two


math
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September 17th, 2009 - 9:08 PM

15StoryFall Said:
let's all get drunk and operate heavy machinery


funny thing, that's pretty much my job description


15StoryFall
BEDFORD/VA
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Posts: 1647
September 17th, 2009 - 9:09 PM

I drive with one hand at twelve and the other on my nine


xo_lovelife
Brisbane
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September 17th, 2009 - 9:11 PM

15StoryFall Said:
I drive with one hand at twelve and the other on my nine


likerain
LOS ANGELES/CA
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September 17th, 2009 - 9:12 PM

math Said:
15StoryFall Said:
let's all get drunk and operate heavy machinery


funny thing, that's pretty much my job description


I thought i had my dream job... till RIGHT NOW!


deathbymsgboard
HARRISONBURG/VA
Joined: 03/31/09
Posts: 381
September 17th, 2009 - 9:12 PM

i almost walked out today....then a coworker and i watched this video and she almost pissed her self loling


MechanicalWings
SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 4018
September 17th, 2009 - 10:02 PM

so uhhh don't drive like this then?


math
AUBURN/WA
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September 17th, 2009 - 10:10 PM

haha

at least you picked a flat surface. just... make sure the load or counterweight is uphill from the drive wheels. and be sure to steer right. or left. which you seem to be doing lots of. but not off.

I wish I was detached in intense situations at least enough to snap a picture


MechanicalWings
SAN JOSE/CA
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Posts: 4018
September 17th, 2009 - 11:25 PM

math Said:
haha

at least you picked a flat surface. just... make sure the load or counterweight is uphill from the drive wheels. and be sure to steer right. or left. which you seem to be doing lots of. but not off.

I wish I was detached in intense situations at least enough to snap a picture
i was a pro with the forklift, 2 years and never once spilled a pallet or fucked anything up. This included loading an entire semi with pallets stacked with computer monitors all the way to the ceiling of the forklift. Shit was easy and the driver was like holy shit.


Andyinthefront
ORLANDO/FL
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September 17th, 2009 - 11:34 PM

i got a 10,000lb forklift on three wheels after they resurfaced the asphalt in the parking lot when i was working at home depot.


math
AUBURN/WA
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September 17th, 2009 - 11:35 PM

well done.

I can't say the same. I've had two spills one that required a shovel, the other was just loud, and one high-center.


MechanicalWings
SAN JOSE/CA
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Posts: 4018
September 18th, 2009 - 12:02 AM

math Said:
well done.

I can't say the same. I've had two spills one that required a shovel, the other was just loud, and one high-center.
high center loads suck major balls. Also pallet hands who can't stack and wrap for shit should be shot or fired


scaomomki
PAPILLION/NE
Joined: 01/13/08
Posts: 253
September 18th, 2009 - 8:57 AM

15StoryFall Said:
let's all get drunk and operate heavy machinery


doesn't have to be heavy machinery...i've seen drunk guys at a golf course drive the golf cart into the lake.


math
AUBURN/WA
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November 7th, 2009 - 12:07 PM

always keep gravity on your side
these guys did it very wrong
http://failblog.org/2009/10/27/forklift-driver-f ail/
http://failblog.org/2009/11/05/epic-fail-forklif t-driver-fail/


bosley
FAIRBANKS/AK
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November 7th, 2009 - 12:16 PM

MechanicalWings Said:
so uhhh don't drive like this then?



OHSHITBRAD

YOUR EXPRESSION LAUNCHED COFFEE FROM MY FACE


MechanicalWings
SAN JOSE/CA
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Posts: 4018
November 7th, 2009 - 12:23 PM

hahahaha go me


HellaBolt
WESTERLY/RI
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Posts: 2470
November 7th, 2009 - 12:41 PM

epic face.


math
AUBURN/WA
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November 7th, 2009 - 4:25 PM




MechanicalWings
SAN JOSE/CA
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November 7th, 2009 - 8:09 PM

math Said:
power jacks, don't let retards use em


math
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November 7th, 2009 - 8:36 PM




math
AUBURN/WA
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November 7th, 2009 - 8:37 PM

quick, put this guy on the top rack and drive away


Thetawave
COLUMBUS/OH
Joined: 04/13/09
Posts: 270
November 7th, 2009 - 9:01 PM




CoolUsername
BREWSTER/NY
Joined: 10/01/09
Posts: 130
November 7th, 2009 - 9:26 PM

So kids the moral of the story is that dangerous pieces of equipment are fun, should be played with and not taking seriously.


MechanicalWings
SAN JOSE/CA
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Posts: 4018
November 7th, 2009 - 9:33 PM

wtf


MechanicalWings
SAN JOSE/CA
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November 8th, 2009 - 2:05 PM




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