Somebody's been trying to fuck [with?] me - All Ages (General)

BIRMINGHAM/AL
Joined: 07/25/08
Posts: 744

September 28th, 2009 - 12:14 AM

I was imed by some wee silly bitch
hi
?
hello
who's this?
lexie or ali either 1.
accually ali.
ali?
yes
as in mohammed ali?
no... (al-ee)
i'm screwing with you
hahaha
yeah. and u r
?
this is gina
oh.
this isn't alexis or alli schudalla is it? do i know ya?
if I do you are from either a. pennsylvania, b. memphis, c. nyc
no. im a lesbian.
new york.
hrm.
homeroom?
huh?
no I said hrm
like hm
with an r
oh?
because I am puzzled
r u a lesbian, too?
no ma'am
I'm not choosy but I'm not lesbian either
oh
cheer up
there are plenty of lesbians out there for you
heaps
bushelsful
i am only 11.
and i asked out my sister amd she is an adult and she said yeah.
y'oughtn't ask out your relatives
bad form
im online. i meant that im not 11... im 21.
still bad form to ask out your sister
im online... twistys.com/breeolson... dats me. but people call me ali.
I've had this screen name on my buddy list for a while, actually
clcick it okay.
nah
I'm good
plz.
I looked twistys up... softcore is something I do not want or need right now
doit
how old r u?
\
thanks anyhow. why're you iming me, of all people?
I'm sixteen. [at this point, she invited me to an audio chat. She tried at a few points throughout the conversation.]

oh... the sex type?
ta;lk.
No, my roommate is here
and I don't talk (with my voice) to strangers
ok idc
really, honestly though
who are you
?
im fucking a dildo.
that's nice for you but I could care less if you were fucking a bar stool
I'm not interested, you wee silly thing
oh yes yes oh sex sex sex is gooooooooood.
it certainly is
but you sound ridiculous
gina... oh fuck my va-gina
when you moan it like you have a genetic disability, y'know
have you counted your chromosomes today, you?
just let me do the talking...
but this relationship is supposed to be about give and take
huh?
you're sharp like a marble
sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh... the vibrations...
oh oh oh WHAUUUGHHHH
that's what it sounds like
to have sex with a foghorn
WHAUUUGHHHHh
the fishermen, they get into it
please let me say a few words to ya.,../.
I can't WHAUUGUUGGHHHHH
hear you over the sound o- WHAUUUUUUGH
of my WHAUGH foghorn WHAUGH BLAAATTTTT
omg guess what...
what
i think that im prego.
because i fucked my brother last night.
he's two.
BAD FORM
I was telling you earlier
relatives
no-no
for shame, you wee silly thing. Look what you've done.
But really truly who in god's name is this?
Breed Madea Olson!
bree*
my full name is breed though
I think bread would be more appealing
everybody likes bread
the french especially
Hell, they'll take down their government
for some bread
ohhhhhhhh. the pain... im sooooo pregnant.
Ohhhhh, le pain, j'ai faimmmmmmmm
?
c'est francais. tu est une petite personne bete.
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THERE'S PISS COMING OUTA NY VAGINA. AND ITS NOT ME EITHER.
LORD KNOWS IT MUST BE...
a stigmata
!
Get thee to a nunnery!
Get thee to a nunnery anyhow. You need it, lady.
i meant that last january i fucked my brother.
Get your story straight, you poop.
Again, bad form. You do not learn easily, do you?

Okay, okay, charade's over. Who is this? I know I know you.
ok ok... go to twistys.com/breeolson and you'll find out.

Siiiiiiiiigh just tell me how I know you
How did you find my screen name?
youtube.com....
oh oh OH
on that animator vs. animation one?
the one by that guy... the one who did that short.
yes now click on it b4 i fucking go into labor............
hayull naw
never clickin' it
fine eat shit then. '

The devil will make freeze pops for the damned
before I do
lo siento amiga amiga amiga
adios!

otsopsanig

BIRMINGHAM/AL
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Posts: 744

September 28th, 2009 - 12:17 AM

Well, goodness. It's difficult to differentiate between bold and plain text. Ah well. Sorry.

MechanicalWings

SAN JOSE/CA
Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 4044

September 28th, 2009 - 12:26 AM

otsopsanig Said:

Well, goodness. It's difficult to differentiate between bold and plain text. Ah well. Sorry.

you know that bree olson is a pornstar. Also that was the funniest thing i've read in a while. Thank you gina, your responses made me irlol

otsopsanig

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Posts: 744

September 28th, 2009 - 12:29 AM

MechanicalWings Said:

otsopsanig Said:

Well, goodness. It's difficult to differentiate between bold and plain text. Ah well. Sorry.

you know that bree olson is a pornstar. Also that was the funniest thing i've read in a while. Thank you gina, your responses made me irlol

Is she, really? That's pretty funny. Glad you appreciated it, sir.

MechanicalWings

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Joined: 02/25/08
Posts: 4044

September 28th, 2009 - 12:30 AM

otsopsanig Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

otsopsanig Said:

Well, goodness. It's difficult to differentiate between bold and plain text. Ah well. Sorry.

you know that bree olson is a pornstar. Also that was the funniest thing i've read in a while. Thank you gina, your responses made me irlol

Is she, really? That's pretty funny. Glad you appreciated it, sir.

I don't watch bree olson porn, i just know the reference. But that convo was pure gold. Time for my nightcap and sleep

otsopsanig

BIRMINGHAM/AL
Joined: 07/25/08
Posts: 744

September 28th, 2009 - 12:33 AM

MechanicalWings Said:

otsopsanig Said:

MechanicalWings Said:

otsopsanig Said:

Well, goodness. It's difficult to differentiate between bold and plain text. Ah well. Sorry.

you know that bree olson is a pornstar. Also that was the funniest thing i've read in a while. Thank you gina, your responses made me irlol

Is she, really? That's pretty funny. Glad you appreciated it, sir.

I don't watch bree olson porn, i just know the reference. But that convo was pure gold. Time for my nightcap and sleep

Good night, sleep tight! Don't let the pornstars bite!

otsopsanig

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Joined: 07/25/08
Posts: 744

September 28th, 2009 - 12:49 AM

And they just keep bothering me!

hi
howdy
why'd you come back, pardner?
dis is edna
breed's sister
dah gf. 2 her.
edna's a witch's name
are you a witch?
wtf bitch u r a skank.
but you keep bothering meeee
and I don't know who you are
maybe if I threw water at you
you would melt
and stop trying to get me to look at softcore pornography