Girls who get squeemish when you're eating them out - All Ages (General)

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:16 PM

Why? You need to lay back and chill. Don't check up on me and ask if it's o.k that I'm down there. Do you think I would volunteer to nearly drown in sweaty cooch fluids if I didn't want to? And if it's too much stimuli on the clit, just say so. Don't start clamping my head with your thighs and shit, suffocating me. God damn it I can't take that shit.

math

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:25 PM

maybe because you're doing a bad job?

that or they just don't like it.

take a hint.

bosley

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:31 PM

math Said:

maybe because you're doing a bad job?

that or they just don't like it.

take a hint.

code_conundrum

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:36 PM

Is this.... happening? right now? What is going on?

Starpunctures

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:36 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

Why? You need to lay back and chill. Don't check up on me and ask if it's o.k that I'm down there. Do you think I would volunteer to nearly drown in sweaty cooch fluids if I didn't want to? And if it's too much stimuli on the clit, just say so. Don't start clamping my head with your thighs and shit, suffocating me. God damn it I can't take that shit.

Ummmm....

the only word that comes to mind is...

Fail.

TresChic

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:38 PM

You're doing it wrong.

Dr_Klaxons

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:39 PM

also girls, can you all have a convention or summit meeting or some shit and work toward some kind of standardization of the clit? it's like playing the fucking slots (ah shit fucking PUN) with this bullshit sometimes, I will say though ATWCS is the old standby that works regardless.

wildcard13

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:39 PM

I'm pretty sure you're doing something wrong, sir. The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and you're still managing to fuck this up. I think you should maybe give up.

medusamagoni

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:40 PM

they're squeemish because it's bad. i bet you're a biter.

TresChic

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:42 PM

medusamagoni Said:

they're squeemish because it's bad. i bet you're a biter.

*shudder

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:43 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

Don't check up on me and ask if it's o.k that I'm down there.

What a mom thing to do.

"Just checking in honey, you doin' okay down there? Need anything?"

tnf

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:44 PM

PS: You're definitely doing something wrong.

h1lary

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:44 PM

Either she's post op and they connected the wrong nerves or you are severely fucking something up.

Imaginary_Grace

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:46 PM

Thread. Backfire.

Dr_Klaxons

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:46 PM

I love how you kids are giving me high-brow responses and tips about eating pussy.

I've been muncing hairpie since you kids were crapping your underoos. usually, it's you give me 5 minutes, and i'll give you the world.

It's like they get mad that I'm not clairvoyant. sometimes you have to run through like 4 techniques to zero in on that shit. by then you've drank nearly a quart of puss-essence and fucked up your whole metabolism. i'm not getting any younger, i got shit to do.

math

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:48 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

clit standardization

nothing says lazy and boring like wishing everything was simpler

ryanage

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:48 PM

i just refuse to eat girls out. i don't know what's inside that mystery box of the crotchal area.

likerain

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:50 PM

This combined with your /1 thread leads me to beleve that you suck dick at eatting pussy. The only reason they squrm is because it feels like shit when you do it wrong.

wildcard13 Said:

I'm pretty sure you're doing something wrong, sir. The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and you're still managing to fuck this up. I think you should maybe give up.

this I hope you are good with your dick or you sir are fucked

Donnell

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:50 PM

i generally get asked to fist them..but thats just me.

ghostsandvodka

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:50 PM

i haven't read this thread
but i'm 99% certain that you're doing it wrong

ghostsandvodka

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:51 PM

math Said:

that or they just don't like it.

any chick that says they don't like it hasn't been gone down on properly

tnf

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:52 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

I love how you kids are giving me high-brow responses and tips about eating pussy.

I've been muncing hairpie since you kids were crapping your underoos. usually, it's you give me 5 minutes, and i'll give you the world.

It's like they get mad that I'm not clairvoyant. sometimes you have to run through like 4 techniques to zero in on that shit. by then you've drank nearly a quart of puss-essence and fucked up your whole metabolism. i'm not getting any younger, i got shit to do.

I'm just saying, I've never felt the need to:
- squirm around uncomfortable
- offer refreshments or check up on him
- suffocate him

If your girl is asking if it's "okay down there for you" maybe she needs to learn better hygiene techniques, sounds like she doesn't feel very comfortable with herself.

math

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:53 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

It's like they get mad that I'm not clairvoyant. sometimes you have to run through like 4 techniques to zero in on that shit. by then you've drank nearly a quart of puss-essence and fucked up your whole metabolism. i'm not getting any younger, i got shit to do.

math Said:

take a hint.

faster

Imaginary_Grace

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:55 PM

ryanage Said:

i just refuse to eat girls out. i don't know what's inside that mystery box of the crotchal area.

I hope you don't like blowjobs from girls.

Dr_Klaxons

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:55 PM

medusamagoni Said:

they're squeemish because it's bad. i bet you're a biter.

you're talking crazy. obviously SHE is the problem, my style is sound.

ryanage

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:56 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:

ryanage Said:

i just refuse to eat girls out. i don't know what's inside that mystery box of the crotchal area.

I hope you don't like blowjobs from girls.

all i have to do is secure the blow jay first.

TresChic

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November 2nd, 2009 - 7:56 PM

math Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

clit standardization

nothing says incompetent muff-diver like wishing everything was simpler

fixed

code_conundrum

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:00 PM

Dr_Klaxons, you wouldn't happen to be the LOVE doctor would you? I bet every thing you do is perfect and that you have women scrambling to get a piece of you. True?

likerain

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:07 PM

ryanage Said:

Imaginary_Grace Said:

ryanage Said:

i just refuse to eat girls out. i don't know what's inside that mystery box of the crotchal area.

I hope you don't like blowjobs from girls.

all i have to do is secure the blow jay first.

Ryan there are plenty of girls who like to give more than receive. I'd rather have good fingerbanging then bad oral anyday!

Dr_Klaxons

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:09 PM

math Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

clit standardization

nothing says lazy and boring like wishing everything was simpler

math, please. switching styles and picking up on subtle feedback is old hats to me son. tell you what, i'll fly you down here and let you eat my girl out just so i can sit there with folded arms and pop the old "told you so" when your broken toungue ass throws your hands up in disgust.

h1lary

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:13 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

math, please. switching styles and picking up on subtle feedback is old hats to me son. tell you what, i'll fly you down here and let you eat my girl out just so i can sit there with folded arms and pop the old "told you so" when your broken toungue ass throws your hands up in disgust.

Watch him take you up on the offer and blow her mind

Dr_Klaxons

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:17 PM

likerain Said:

this I hope you are good with your dick or you sir are fucked

that's the crazy thing, she says she doesn't actually feel anything when having sex, it's weird.

h1lary

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:21 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

that's the crazy thing, she says she doesn't actually feel anything when having sex, it's weird.

Either she has the world's most massive pussy or you don't know how to use what you've got.

wildcard13

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:22 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

likerain Said:

this I hope you are good with your dick or you sir are fucked

that's the crazy thing, she says she doesn't actually feel anything when having sex, it's weird.

Sir, interesting fact: most of the nerve endings are in the vaginal wall. Obviously, you're penis is much too short of any pleasure for her, or her cooch is much too lose. Either way, it's a definitely problem. So i suggest you stick with clitoral stimulation. It will feel better for her and you don't have to deal with the embarrassment of your cock not showing up to do work. But from the sounds of it, you're struggling in all categories. You're not an infielder or an outfielder. Maybe you're better off switching teams. Maybe try out for short-stop and bat the other way for a bit. You could always play left-out as well.

Imaginary_Grace

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:22 PM

likerain Said:

ryanage Said:

Imaginary_Grace Said:

ryanage Said:

i just refuse to eat girls out. i don't know what's inside that mystery box of the crotchal area.

I hope you don't like blowjobs from girls.

all i have to do is secure the blow jay first.

Ryan there are plenty of girls who like to give more than receive. I'd rather have good fingerbanging then bad oral anyday!

WHAT?!

My mind is blown.

taketwo

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:25 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

" when your broken toungue ass throws your hands up in disgust.

your girl is THAT gross?

ryanage

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:26 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:

likerain Said:

ryanage Said:

Imaginary_Grace Said:

ryanage Said:

i just refuse to eat girls out. i don't know what's inside that mystery box of the crotchal area.

I hope you don't like blowjobs from girls.

all i have to do is secure the blow jay first.

Ryan there are plenty of girls who like to give more than receive. I'd rather have good fingerbanging then bad oral anyday!

WHAT?!

My mind is blown.

i've gotten enough blow jays to back this up. science.

tnf

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:27 PM

This thread is so fucking hilarious.

TresChic

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:28 PM

Imaginary_Grace Said:

likerain Said:

ryanage Said:

Imaginary_Grace Said:

ryanage Said:

i just refuse to eat girls out. i don't know what's inside that mystery box of the crotchal area.

I hope you don't like blowjobs from girls.

all i have to do is secure the blow jay first.

Ryan there are plenty of girls who like to give more than receive. I'd rather have good fingerbanging then bad oral anyday!

WHAT?!

My mind is blown.

cosigned

ghostsandvodka

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:29 PM

ITT: i'd probably go down on ryan

Dr_Klaxons

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:29 PM

h1lary Said:

Dr_Klaxons Said:

that's the crazy thing, she says she doesn't actually feel anything when having sex, it's weird.

Either she has the world's most massive pussy or you don't know how to use what you've got.

that was actually a joke, but seriously my tongue must finally be showing signs of age after all these years of lapping gashes. i try to consider it a workout and enjoy but sometimes too much is just too much.

math

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:33 PM

Dr_Klaxons Said:

math, please. switching styles and picking up on subtle feedback is old hats to me son. tell you what, i'll fly you down here and let you eat my girl out just so i can sit there with folded arms and pop the old "told you so" when your broken toungue ass throws your hands up in disgust.

oral style war: not just for poetry slams anymore

HeartCooksBrain

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:38 PM

have you tried sucking a good ol cock? that might work better for ya brotha

ryanage

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November 2nd, 2009 - 8:40 PM

ghostsandvodka Said:

ITT: i'd probably go down on ryan

Dr_Klaxons

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November 2nd, 2009 - 9:11 PM

why has some out of shape dude named heartcocksbrain with greasy skin hijacked my thread?

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November 2nd, 2009 - 9:13 PM

bosley

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November 2nd, 2009 - 9:22 PM

gibby Said:

YOU MUST (especially if you are NEW) use a real photo as your default. A photo of YOU. Photos you stole off of google, photos of celebrities, cartoons, etc will get you deleted instantly.

Taking time to set up your profile (upload images, write a blog, upload a video, edit your interests, edit your design, etc) definitely helps. Blank profiles with random pictures that aren't you result in DELETION.

This is non negotiable. Do not create an account with a fake picture and then write: "ill add a pic later". Add it now, or get deleted.

Gibby / MOC ?